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Hey /r9k/ I need to test a theory.

I want you to think of the features of your ideal qt dream girl - looks, personality, interests, etc

Okay, once you've done that, I now want you to think of what you know what your mother was like when she was your age, including her looks, interests and personality.

Was there any overlap?
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Kind of, only overlap is height. My mom was short, I'm short, therefore I want a short gf.
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>>27712975
>Was there any overlap?
nope
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>>27712975
I've seen pictures of my mom from even when I was little and she was pretty hot, I don't even need to think about it

I'll say Freud's right about why I'm into redheads but other than that I don't think she was my absolute ideal or anything
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>>27712975
Christ, anymore of this girl?
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Not much overlap with my mother. My grandmother was pretty cute in her youth though.
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>>27713105
her cunt is really weird looking,
like
its inverted
no thank you
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>>27713157
Who cares about her cunt, look at those tits fampai
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Brown hair

Blue eyes

Somewhat cute face

Normal BMI

>Personality
>Interest
^Not sure about these two.
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>>27713179
She probably has back problems though
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>>27712975
>I want you to think of the features of your ideal qt dream girl - looks, personality, interests, etc

Redhead, blue eyes, pale skin (literal albino would be ideal), H-cup tits, chubby, tall. Major bonus points if has a cock.

Ideal interests would be the same as mine: medieval history and archaeology, ancient languages, Judo

Personality: Women don't have personalities, just a scale of how much of a crazy bitch they are. Ideally low on the crazy bitch scale.

>I now want you to think of what you know what your mother was like when she was your age, including her looks, interests and personality.

Brunette, green eyes, normal white skin, F-cup tits, average build, average height.

No hobbies. Just woman bullshit like shopping and gossiping.
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>>27713105
>>27713179
http://www bbwfuckpic com/princess-bunny.shtml
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Alt, slutty, with a hint of possible BPD, but ultimately loving and devoted. She'd love mean and lowly things like vidya and comicbooks, opposed to the old master paintings and books I like.

My mom is nice and kind of boring.
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>>27713314
>She probably has back problems though

Not really. If she lifts or even does yoga she will be fine. Most cunts are too lazy and surgically ruin their enormous tits, bitches.
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>>27712975
No, my mother had curly light blonde hair while I like straight dark hair. Also she was short and I am 6 feet tall, I want a girl about 3 inches shorter than me. Only thing that overlaps is my mom is white and that's what I prefer
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>>27713381
>Only thing that overlaps is my mom is white and that's what I prefer

If it's not white it's not right, friendo.
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My mom was very fembot-like. Very shy, only had one friend in university. People even used to call her "little robot" when she was a child. A lot like me desu. She was a brunette and very skinny.

I don't have an ideal qt, but I do have some preferences; skinny, quiet girls seem to make me more interested than other types, but, if a girl wasn't like that, it wouldn't make me not want to date her or something.
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>>27713379
too lazy? Try walking around with two watermelons attached to your chest.
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>>27712975
http://www.iflscience.com/brain/why-we-are-secretly-attracted-people-who-look-our-parents

/thread
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>>27713349
Lol nice spam site, friendo
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>>27713624
Yes and if they got those watermelons cut off then no one cares about them anymore, that's how it works.
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Not much

Mom
>white
>dark hair
>C cup
>5'"5
>chunky

Ideal
>white or asian
>5'0"
>A cup
>Petite(~110lb)
>black hair
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>>27713696
>if they got those watermelons cut off then no one cares about them anymore

And this is why you'll never have a gf
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>>27713624
I'll show you my melons if you show me yours. ;)
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>>27713742
This isn't about me, lol. I'm saying that these girls with huge tits eventually think that they can get them reduced and that their fans won't care, but then people stop caring. These girls can't have their cake and eat it too, literally the only thing interesting or different about them is tits. Simple as that.
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>>27713672
there's shit when you click, like most shit porn sites but I'm not phishing or anything. pulled below link* off rev.google img search. From that found the other I posted. Legit pics are on it. Other dude was right about chicks vag. Shit's in reverse. "The Reverse Vag". Should have a yellow suit...

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https://fgts.jp/r/thread/13383622/
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>>27713984
I'm on mobile and it kinda sperged out with spam and pop ups and redirects, I'll wait until I get home to look up more about her. Thanks for the name, anon
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>Pale with freckles and short dark hair, sporty
Oh god it sounds just like my mother
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>>27712975
No.
Ideal gf is busty, big butt, red hair, super pale, blue eyes, dumb airhead.

My mom was flat chested, small butt, brown hair, tan(Portuguese), brown eyes, and she is an M.D.
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I want a cute, short, pale girl with dark hair preferably black.

My Mom was a curvy latina with a big ass in her youth so nah i dont think so.
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>you will never milk your cow gf
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