Its true that drinking black coffee makes you objectively cool right?
>>27711369
Drinking coffee makes you shit yourself, just like cigarettes. It's good if you drink it while on the toilet to help with constipation if you have that problem I guess.
>>27711369
Objectively yes it is
>>27711392
I always smoke cigarettes while drinking back coffee. Makes me warm inside.and not in a shit yourself kind of way
>tfw im drinking black coffee rn
feels good. comfiest part of my day
>not drinking tea instead
>>27711593
tea is only acceptable if you live in the UK
>>27711639
And black coffees on acceptable if you love dick
Black coffee and craft beers are the liquid fedoras.
it's true that no one notices for longer than a few seconds nor cares how you take your coffee
>>27711369
If you want to look cool, start smoking. Nothing is quite as cool as cigarettes.
>>27711432
Cigars are superior.
>>27711699
>the way you take your coffee is akin to being an insufferably superior neckbeard
you were being ironic, right?
>>27711593
You ain't drinking shit if you add sugar
>>27711748
The way people brag about drinking black coffee or craft beers as though anyone cares or think they are cool for it is just as cringeworthy as early internet atheists who couldn't shut up about being an atheist.
Is ironically enjoying black coffee even a thing?
>>27711784
o, i c.
>>27711514
me too anon. at this point i drink at least 4 cups a day. it's getting to be too much
OP only made the thread again because a girl asked him to be her bf in his thread yesterday.
>>27711369
Heck yeah dude!
>>27711784
>tfw only drink coffee black but never really talk about it
aint that lame when someone assumes you're doing something to look a certain way when really you're just a caffeine junky and don't want the extra calories or care for the taste sweetened coffee
>>27711593
hurr durr im 2 hipstr 4 coffiee i drink T
Reminder that only teenagers do things to be "cool".
>>27711699
lelelelelleelel
>coffee for breakfast
>granola bars for lunch
>plate of eggs for dinner
who /cutting/ here?
>not even shitting every day at this point
I enjoy my black coffee while listening to Burial.
It can't get comfier than this for me,sitting in my flat alone,in the dark,while everyone is asleep with my curtains open looking at the asleep city.
>>27711745
>>27711734
you fucking beta fucks. if you really wanna drown in pussy then buy a vape and vape in a bitch's asshole to show your superiority
>>27711978
>not sticking it inside of her to show your superiority
>>27711978
>vaping
Literally more fedora than a cigar.
>I'll take a coffee...black
>straight whiskey...no junk in it
>pack of cigarettes, unfiltered please
Even coffee industry shills are posting here nowadays, huh?
>>27712124
whiskey is p nice though anon
is there a better feeling then IVing some dope and then smoking a cigaretty and sipping some black coffee?
