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What's the least painful, least messy (for the poor bastard
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What's the least painful, least messy (for the poor bastard who finds the body and the poor bastard who has to clean it up) method of household suicide?

No guns or pills
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messy and painful are inversely proportional. Hanging and drinking bleach or some shit would be your best option for not messy but fuck that shit must be painful. Don't do it faggot
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heroin overdose

it just feels like going back into the womb
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>>27711306
You can build your own guillotine pretty easily
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>>27711306
Car.
Nobody will even know you killed yourself.

But before you go trough with it see a therapist.
Suicide is not the only way out.
It's just the esiest
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>>27711306
Here ya go, but think about it before you do it.
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Partial Hanging
Helium
maybe rat poison idk
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>>27712184
>rat poison

please don't do this one
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>>27711306

Attach a pack of c4 to your head and hit the detonator.

It will instantly vaporize your head and it will be just like turning off a tv.
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>>27712305
and you could just scream allahu akbar before that for shits and giggles
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>>27712150
>Still trying to mustard gas prank people

Seriously....
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