gee anon, you're pretty terrible at this, you sure you're not a virgin?
>>27711285
if you werent so fucking ugly maybe it would be easier
lol yeah right
more like
"OH ANON GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR BLC (big latino cock)!!! RECONQUISTA MY PUSSY!!! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!! I WANT TO GIVE YOU LITTLE HALF-LATINO BABIES!!!! OH GOD ANON YOU'RE SO MUCH BIGGER THAN MY TRUMP SUPPORTER BF!!!"
>>27711285
Why am I sleeping with someone so rude anyway? No-one says "you're terrible" during sex, if she was that rude anyway she'd never charm some guy to sleep with her.
>>27711285
if you weren't my sister maybe it would be easier
>>27711386
This, although by this stage I would probably at least finish off before ditching her.
>>27711379
Its sounds like you have some issues there Jose
>>27711285
I am confident that the odds are very slim I'd actually meet a girl that was horny for me that I couldn't please.
For some reason, while being bad at the courting process, if a girl does like me and wants to do sex stuff, then I'm apparently good at making their body feel nice. Which is awesome, I love sex stuff. I've only had sex with 2 girls but I want to have sex with many beautiful women or at least one beautiful woman. That's why I'm working out. It's... it's one of my dreams.
I hate the fact that I lost my virginity. Before I'd see a hot girl and it'd phase me bit only on an emotional level, now when I see a hot girl it hits me viscerally in my fucking body.
>>27711285
>robots think people actually really like this
ive had intercourse with my hip style onahole countless times and im now a sex expert without ever having sex
>>27711285
this happened to me. I just amused instincts would take over and Id do fine but I was wrong
It doesn't feel good to be honest. I just thought I'd keep going out of courtesy but I'll end the charade.
*gets out off her and noisily jacks it to porn using my onahole*
Ugh, why are you still here?
>>27711532
Robots don't have instincts.
Nope, I was just kidding! *cums*
>>27711627
I know that now
>>27711478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzb3TcC6zkM
Is there anyway to gitgud at sex while you are still a virgin?
you're the one who wanted a homebirth, lady
and i'm not sure how my personal life comes into this
now push
>>27711750
That is the dumbest fucking question I've ever heard in my entire life
>>27711750
That's like asking if you can gitgud at playing football by playing madden.
Sucks to be you cause I'm getting everything I want. Now shut the fuck up and let me finish.
>>27711285
>you sure you're not a virgin?
Not anymore, bitch.
Do a 360 and exit moonwalking.
I-I'll try harder! UUUOOOUUUOOOOOOUOUO!!!
>>27711793
>>27711818
So what are you supposed to do then?
What is an 18+ year old kissless virgin expected to do to not be absolutely terrible at any form of intimacy?
>>27711312
normcore meemee
still zozzed
>>27711285
NO, BECAUSE IF I WAS A VIRGIN MY COCK WOULDN'T BE IN YOUR PISSHOLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW! STUPID DUMB CUNT!
>*launches fist at her throat*
>>27711386
>No-one says "you're terrible" during sex
True, she'll go tell all her friends and your mutual friends and they'll laugh behind your back
>>27712169
but she's legit ayyylmao.
not even the same anon, but her face legit makes me uncomfortable.
>>27712390
because you can see her skeleton through her skin
>>27712105
For the physical aspect, you can do a lot of cardio, maybe buy an onahole and practice thrusting and seeing how long you can last.
