ITT: We wait for a GF
ok
do i have a gf yet?
do you know how long we will have to wait OP?
She hasn't sent me a text for 2yrs
I send her a msg on her birthday
I think she's blocked my number
>>27710702
Are we there yet?
>>27710726
Should be just a few more hours now
>going on a date with two different people saturday and sunday
>mfw im becoming a chad
>>27710745
I messaged mine on her fucking TUMBLR of all things as an anon with some pathetic bullshit.
I've been active on dating sites and shit but I really don't think its the way to go about it. I'm not even boring I just get way too nervous and pushy about relationships.
>>27710702
if i be gf, will you wear girly pantsu for me anon
Anyone have gf yet?
>>27711077
>tfw no gf to bully me while in cute pantsu
Might be time to end it.
What is ETA of gf?
>>27711129
you sound very similar to me anon
i hope you find gf in this thread
>>27710760
what about now
is she coming soon
should i take a shower
>>27711318
I think I only like the bullying aspect because I have super low self esteem and feel really comfortable being teased in that way about how much of a pussy I am. I think I'm not going to hold down a good relationship until I sort out my own shit though.
>>27710702
You have to be happy to get a girlfriend, and you need to be able to learn how to make yourself happy.
>>27710760
I hope so. I'm getting a little tired.
>>27711361
Itt we wait for gf. Itt we do not annoy those waiting for gf with stupid fetish shit.
>>27710702
>wait for GF
I brought a sleeping bag and some trail mix
>>27711407
Nice. Can I get some?
>>27711318
Yea I think you have time, but make it quick so you have time to brush your teeth too. Remember the best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today
>>27711440
plenty to go around *pours some in palm*
>>27711129
i'll bully your cute boy butt whilst i make you wear frilly panties under your clothes anon-kun
>>27711529
Great, thank you!
>>27711538
Please go elsewhere. You are unpleasant, and I'm waiting for gf.
>>27711584
You get gf from bullying though anon
>>27711538
Yes thanks.This butt needs maximum bullying
>>27711538
>tfw you know a cameltoe should't be that fucking huge.
>>27711623
>when you wanna smack it like the virgin you are
>>27711674But my booty is sensitive, all the smacking will only excite me.
>>27710702
So roll for it
>>27711623
You smell like bengay and moths balls pervert. Please stand elsewhere. I have to remain here and wait for gf.
I'm trying to get a date with an ultra conservative Catholic girl that works at one of my local coffee shops. I'm attracted to her because I'm almost certain she's a virgin, and shes real quiet and awkward.. But she always seems happy to see me, and it can't be because I tip her because I always only throw some change in the jar.
Today she had some chill, kinda electric music on that I had no.idea what it was, but I used Shazam on my phone and found out it was some band called Purity Ring. I had.never heard it but nonetheless exclaimed 'It this Purity Ring? You have excellent taste'.
Then we talked for a bit and I finally got her number. I'm going to ask her to come to then dog park with me. Seems like a good call with minimal failure chance. The dogs can even help if the convo goes south.
So anyways, wish me luck.
Lal have one, that was a short wait!
wehr r gf OP
>>27711817
You have to wait anon.
>>27711760
I tried doing it the same with this girl that goes to the same Mormon church as my aunt, only difference is that she is the total opposite from your girl (extroverted and very talkative).
Recently I've gone a little slower since I got to know other girls, but I still wish you the best senpai. Religious girls can be really tricky
>>27710702
Ok,' I'll wait. She's coming back from work any moment now
>>27711565
no problem pal, too many raisins in this batch for my taste though. Wew, sure is a nice night to be waiting for gf. Hoping for a good one.
>>27711584
are you passing me, a potential gf up? robots can't be choosers senpai!
>>27711623
i will love you as much as i bully you! how tall are you?pls don't be taller than 5'7
>>277119086" exactly, rip
>tfw met a girl offline
>boring, doesn't really interest me
>not as QT as I thought
>will probably make me pay for a lot of dates before sex
Should I text her again, anons?
>>27711883
You probably will, you're pretty nice.
I wonder how long we'll have to wait. It's getting cold.
>>27711848
I haven't been on too many dates, and this is going to be my first with a very religious girl. Her parents are involved with the church, and he sister is off in Europe 'seeding a church' as she calls it. She's rustic, born in a small Alaskan village and only came to the mainland for college, which was a cathloc one.
I think she is aware I'm not as/ nearly as religious as her, which has me a bit worried, but I'm going to just roll with it and if she's not down than I guess I move on. And find a new coffee shop too
>>27710702
This is a rather cute Wojak. I wish I could join in on the gummy worm eating. I prefer gummy worms over gummy bears.
>>27712021
Don't they remind you of icy nightcrawlers?
Where can I sign up for this shit?
tfw no gf yet
>>27712017
you have two option.
1.- To pretend that you she could change you and getting more involved in her church, which I don't really recommend. Religious people are really sensitive about that, and she would probably hate you afterwards.
2.- Just be yourself and hope for the best. As long as you haven't done crazy shit in your life, then she should at least give you a chance.
>>27712161
No advice please. We're just here waiting.
>>27710702
Still waiting
If one of you actually do get a gf please share.
>>27712096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWF2xh5E8s&nohtml5=False
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
POSSIBLE GF SPOTTED CLOSE TO SECTOR ALPHA-769!
I REPEAT
POSSIBLE GF SIGHTED NEAR SECTOR ALPHA-769!
CAN ANYONE GIVE CONFIRMATION?
Thought this bread could use some fire in a barrel while we wait
>>27712161
Opting for option 2. I've some some crazy stuff but mostly over it. I'm not a criminal by any means; I'm a wageslave recovering neet, but Im nowhere near chad status.
I think she actually might be attracted to my awkwardness, so I'm making a move because of that's the case, they don't come around too often!
>>27712243
Negative. My radars are only picking up landwhales and non-passing traps in that sector
Just waiting.
>>27712005
Thanks m8, but you'll be allright as well
>>27712243
negative. Just a second-hand sweater caught in a tree. over
>>27711946
so close
please shrink for me
i want pantie bf
I am a patient boy I wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDj8f87HoU8&nohtml5=False
>>27712270
good, you picked the right one. Just make sure to not say anything about past experiences that may not be well see under her conservative views unless she asks.
If you think that you may have found something that can help you, then use it because girls can lose interest fast.
godspeed robot
>>27712050
Not at all, roboto.
guys
GUYS
i kind of ike this girl
how do i know if she has a bf before i talk to her?
so I don't fuck up
guys
>>27712465
talk to her, then find out. you can do it anon
Waiting For GF
Oc
>>27710702
>you get match on tinder
>she writes you first
>answer
>she writes again
>you feel it's going to fast
>panic
>unmatch
>>27712465
Just keep talking with her. Don't even bring it up.
>>27712547
Now you must wait.
>>27712594
But i dont want gf. What do you even do with her?Talk? Have sex? What's then?
>>27711729
So I will roll for it
>>27712620
U is in wrong place.This is the place where we wait for gf.
>>27712630
Plz don't. Tis gay and annoying and we have to wait.
maybe if a w8 long enuf they will cum out wif a cure 5 baldness and a will get 2 pik w.e. cutie 3.14 pye i leikl
I can wait all I want, but I'll never get a gf.
I'll die alone because of the person I am, too scared of people to try.
>>27710702
how long do you think it will take? I've already been waiting 21 years.
>>27712807
All good things to those who wait anon.
>>27712883
I'm not sure if a life of isolation and loneliness out of irrational fear is good..
>>27712906
No think. Wait only.
>>27711116
For a minute I thought I had a gf, but it turned out to be just gas.
>>27712936
But thinking is all I've got while I wait
and still no gf
mfw
>>27710702
You'll never find one sitting behind a computer screen all day, Wojak.
>>27711729
hope i get a QTpi
>>27714069
well better turn into a girl
Anyone get gf yet?
>>27711316
Never, over and out
Still waiting for gf.
>>27714381
As a matter of factNope
Past midnight. Still no gf.
I was taking a shower, as I exited I heard knocking. Came down after putting on clothes and saw a girl pull off from the driveway.
FUCK
>>27715391
That was your free gf anon, only one per lifetime and you missed her, better luck next time I guess!
Spurs/Warriors 4th quarter. Still no gf.
Is the girl who wanted a panty bf s-still here
I'VE BEEN IN THIS THREAD FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS NOW
WHERE IS GF??!
>34 years and counting
>still no GF
>>27715464
shit. So I'm the only person on this thread that had a girl show up? Maybe I was the first
Hiiiii, I'm looking for a qt boyfriend
> no brown eyes
> no big lips
> no thin hair
> no dick nose
> no big/weak chins
Go to text omegle and use tags tfwnogf and tfwqtbf
Thanks
>>27716163
> no brown eyes
Fuck my eyes change from grey to dark brown
Is that bad ;_;
>>27716158
>only one robot gets a GF
>he was in the shower
JUST
>>27716218
NO THAT'S CUTE
> dark hazel fags welcome
> no shiteyes
> coal eyes acceptable if latino/asiam
>>27711817
>tfw no golfren
>>27716274
Too bad I don't use omegele :^)
>>27716163
All those features you listed are the sign of a good bf
>>27716294
Hey, make a thread and tell us about your day. nice to see you again.
femanon here, 21, virgin, major depression (diagnosed,) want a husband, unfortunately can't have kids tho. so if you're down with that hmu
what do you want out of life? how do you picture your future?
>>27712465
just wait here in this thread until it is your turn for gf you fucking faggot
nigger trying to cut in line smdh
>in it for the long haul
>>27716358
I'm fine with that if you're willing to adopt
>>27716301
REEEEEEEEE
>>27716328
> implying ugly people aren't big fucking cunts
Be gone thirsty betas! This is a thread for waiting.
>>27716358
show me ur butthole baby
>>27716430
>REEEEEEEEE
You can always just post email or skype
>>27716402
>adopt
>willingly volunteering yourself to be a literal cuckold
>>27716402
>taking in someone elses child
no, never.
>>27716453
Alright then I'm not willing to go near you
>>27716430
Go garbage up somewhere else.
ITT: We wait for a GF.
>>27716430
if you don't think you're ugly post a pic of yourself
>>27716440
>implying i'm a dirty slut who will show you my butthole
>>27716163
>tfw all of those features but I ain't looking for a disgusting roastie gf
>>27716430
Fuck off cunt. This is a minimalist thread where we wait for GF.
Take your fat 2/10 ass elsewhere.
>>27716467
that's alright, i'm not into cucks.
>>27716487
FUCK OFF. Go attention whore somewhere else.
>>27716526
>dude le cuck meme XD
I want to be a dad
And helping give some poor kids love and keeping them from growing up to be complete shit isn't a bad thing
You can't give me kids anyway
If you could I wouldn't be interested in adopting
Is the annoying fat hooker gone yet? I would like to wait in peace.
>>27716499
We'll get there eventually, mein kameradn. All we have to do is be patient... and wait...
Yep, any minute now...
doodoodoo...
>>27716558
that's true. you have a point.
i'm just not into the thought of raising
a complete strangers child.
>>27716558
fuck off too. no one gives a shit what you want.
>>27711729
roroororororororororoller wrrrryyyy
Is it my turn for gf yet?
>>27716601
There are couples that agree to put their kids up for adoption before they're born AND meet with people looking to adopt them to make sure they'd be good parents. Also kids up for adoption generally all have a case file for them that goes into some pretty good detail.
/r9k/ apparently enjoys looking at them for lolis and posting them here
>>27716638
you fuck off too. we need silence for awhile while we wait for gf.
>>27716645
NIGGA NO ONE CARES. FUCK OFF.
>>27716645
Man, if I was put up for adoption by my parents before I was even born I'd fucking kill them.
>>27710702
>tfw waited my turn
>tfw treated women coldly and never hit on them
>tfw ended up with a gf
>>27710702
>waiting for anything
>not getting out and getting it yourself
I found your problem nigguh.
>>27716673
I wasn't replying to you was I
>>27712547
Please tell me that goat wasn't killed there
>>27716698
take your bf, and the defective fat girl, and fuck off to /r/adoption
>>27716645
yeah if it betters the life of the child i'm all for it.
but i could still never adopt. if it's not my own flesh
and blood then i just can't do it. i'd end up resenting the child.
and it's not the child's fault. so idk
it's because r9k is full of a bunch of cynical manlets
who know they'll never amount to anything so
they point and laugh at others flaws to build up what self esteem they have left.
>>27716675
At least these people actually look for decent people to raise their kids
A lot more loving than just putting them in the system
>>27716748
I'm the guy
Maybe you should fuck off to >>>/r/4chan
How much longer do we have to wait, robots? Does the anon with the trail mix have any left? I brought some Little Caesar's for all of us.
>tfw talking to Russian girl. Wish me luck.
>>27716707
It's dead alright but at least the sacrifice had not gone in vain. His death made for a dank JUST reaction image meme.
>>27716764
stop shitting up a good thread with your stupid thirsty nerd bantz.
>>27716764
But femanon just look at how cute he is :3
Shouldn't he have some love
>>27711729
rol
here it come
>>27716764
Ugh, you're still here? Fuck off to dumblr roastie we are busy here waiting here.
>>27716872
fuck off. Any girl on here who says she is diagnosed (kek) depressed is at minimum 200lbs.
>>27716872
>ZACKARY
>with a 'k' instead of a 'ch'
Kid was doomed to be a loser the day he was born.
>>27716860
>>27716907
you manlets have plenty of time to wait, don't worry. you ain't getting any qt gfs anytime soon lmao
>>27716872
he is very cute and i'm sure he will find a
family who loves him. 10/10 would pinch those qt cheeks tho
>>27716963
>thinking he'll get a family
You're less cynical than you let on
>>27716963
Fuck off whale. no one wants you here.
>>27716963
Go be a barren whore somewhere else this thread is a safe haven for robots patiently waiting for their turn for gf and you are scaring the gfs off with your fatness and sterility.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27716963
he'll definitely find a family. that's a cute kid.
his shirt makes me sad tho.
"my mom is wicked cool"
feelsbadman.jpg
>>27717068
>"my mom is wicked cool"
>puts him up for adoption
Going to a party in a few hours going to be loads of young lasses. How do I not spill spaghetti
>>27716963
Fuck off, roastie. It's women like you who have sex whenever they want that put children into the adoption cycle anyway.
>>27717024
>>27717036
as if i care lmao
i just hope all the femanons realize they don't have to settle with you manlets.
>>27717118
By staying home of course.
You're sperg out if you go.
>>27716358
Alright post your contact information
got 1 thanks OP
>>27717124
Go drop 100 lbs, stop pretending that you're depressed, and maybe you wont have to troll the internet like an annoying bitch.
This has been on my mind for a while. I was talking to 2 girls 2 years ago. One was a nice religious wholesome girl and the other was one was funny and hot. I really liked her big butt. I kinda went beta and orbit her for a short while but then I asked her out. But she had a bf. She JUST met the guy. If I asked sooner, she'd probably give me a date or 2. I wish I picked the wholesome girl though. But the 2nd girl's thighs got me sprung. Also, don't wait too long to ask a chick out.
>>27717123
>whore
>virgin
lmao i'm a tease more than anything because i don't
want to give up my v card to some scrawny ass manlet.
>>27717124
I'm the guy who was almost willing to give you a chanceand I'm a manlet :^)
This waiting around is getting really boring. Can I just buy a gf with my GBP that I saved up for doing my chores?
>>27717068
I worked at the pediatric ward for a while.
I remember this one 10/10 cute 5yo girl who was treated there. Absolutely amazing, calm, intelligent child and cute as fuck but ward of the state ...
I was inches from deciding to adopt her but then I realized that no one would allow it for broke single 26yo guy to adopt a child.
Sadfrog.jpeg
I hope she found a great home.
>>27717157
stop acknowledging the fat roastie and maybe it will go away.
>>27717156
I hope you realize how much of a disgusting person you are. You came into a thread you aren't invited to. You start putting robots who already have crippling depression further down by using words like "scrawny" and "manlet". Seriously, fuck off. You'll be lucky if you get pumped and dumped because you certainly won't find a loving husband with your despicable attitude.
>>27717157
how tall are you?
>>27717199
you should've tried. i think the double standard thing is total bullshit.
if a woman goes and adopts a child and is a single
mother it's liberating and fck yeah!!!11!1
but if a man does it he's a creepy pedo ugh
How long do I wait?
Actually, I don't care. I'll wait.
>>27717255
5'8"
Not the shortest
Although other manlets are bullies
>>27717255
It's not about creepy pedo or something. It's about not having the possibility to raise her in stable environment.
As far as I know single women are also excluded from adopting by default pretty much.
>>27717280
>>27717255
Single men and single women are both allowed by law to adopt
It's much harder to adopt when single, and they will do a severly more rigorous check on you for being single and wanting a child. It's a pretty suspicious thing tbfwomen do get off easier ofc
>>27717240
Poor souls.
Some anonymous person on the internets called them scrawny man let because they are ...
One can only hope they wont kill themselves.
>ITT we wait for a gf
That's what you'd want, wouldn't you? Something to just fall from the sky because you are too unmotivated to do anything to earn it, yet you feel like you deserve it. That's the same feeling you ridicule with every "women hate thread" or anti-feminist remark. Entitlement. Here's some advice, before you start a crusade against someone, take a good hard look in the mirror.
A girl is not forced to go on a date with you just because you ask her.
You do not deserve a gf just because you want one
You do not get a gf by bitching about how much you hate women on r9k
You're every bit as bad as a fucking feminist. All the arguments in your favor until someone calls you out. Then suddenly a dismissive "all women are whores" or appeal to how you've been the victim at the hands of womankind all along. It's just fucking pathetic man.
>>27717317
The thread was a joke autismo.
Go hit on the fat girl.
>>27717273
you're not a manlet
at least not imo
i'm 5'9
how do you feel about taller girls
>>27717317
GET OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27717303
>they will do a severly more rigorous check on you for being single and wanting a child
And I would never pass that background check anyway because I worked too much and had too little cash. Ffs I didn't even had my own apartment then..
Do you have some statistics to back that claim about women being favoured ? Or you just spouting some bullshit /r9k propaganda ?
>>27717317
This.
I like you nigga.
>>27717280
oh they are? seems like it'd be easier for single women to adopt then men.
>>27717303
and feminism is just gonna muck that shit up and
make it worse ugh
>>27717354
I like taller girls
And I've been picked on for my height all my life
People are basically scandinavian height where I livesince almost everyone is white
>>27717363
You don't need your own home to adopt technically. A home you do need however
>>27717350
>the thread was a joke autismo
>he seriously thinks hes going to get a gf by not being a patient
Just like tendies, if you work hard for mummy and save up your GBP, it will come to you.
ofc you wouldn't know that because you aren't a good boy and don't ever earn any GBP you fucking bad boy gaylord
>>27717371
>samefagging your own posts
>>27717317
jesus christ finally some fucking logic around here.
>>27717390
you've been picked on for being "short" isn't 5'8
about the average height for a man?
>>27717395
STOP PLAYING WITH MY FUCKING HEAD
>>27717447
In the US the average is 5'9"
Where I live people are mostly 6'
>>27710745
>>27711021
Got dumped about a week ago. Should I send him a birthday gift? His birthday is in May. Please help.
>>27717447
OIC. Well you're not a manlet in my book.
How do you feel about having kids?
>>27717480
Who are you repIying to anon?
Did I miss her? Noone showed up
>>27717413
I mean, if coming up with a well thought out response to that was too hard for you I suppose an attempt to discredit me by claiming I am a samefag.
>>27717480
>How do you feel about having kids?
If you're the girl who can't have kids we just talked about it
>tfw no boipucci "gf"
>>27717473
You could start by fucking off this board normie:^)
>>27717473
>tfw my birthday is in may
>>27710702
i finally got a gf
she dumped me a few days later
i didnt even get to lose my virginity
just forget it no women will ever love a robot
>>27711729
pls gibe
her profile said
>it shouldn't be this hard to find a normie
>>27710702
Anyone get a gf yet?
Also, why do women hate cats so much?
hey got a question for those using internet dating shit:
now that theres only 3 weeks of classes left should i just wait till the summer or try my luck now? i feel like nobodies going to want anything at this point.
dont live near college either, at all
>>27716842
my sides
>hover over picture
>laugh
>say "JUST" out loud
>click on your post
>hover over picture
>mfw
>>27711729
wheres dat qt
>>27717395
>freezer full of tendies
not a single gf to share them with
explain
>>27711077
sauce plizzle
Holy fuck guys while I was waiting in this thread for a gf she showed up
Thank you based r9k
>>27717447
The man wasn't using his logic very well, considering this is in fact A JOKE THREAD. Taking this thing seriously only shows how little you truly know about how 4chan operates.
