>tfw $3,500 tax refund
NEETcucks will literally never know this feel
>the government giving you a little bit of the money you earned back
you are right we wont
congrats
>free money per month from the bux that is tax+gross-free just by doing what you want in your free time - even get paid while sleeping
wagies will never know this feel
>>27710500
>getting a cut of a wagie's hard earned cash in the mail as my neetbux check
wagecucks will literally never know this feel
>>27710500
Typical wagecuck thinking his tax return is "free money."
All you did was give the government an interest-free loan. You were financially cucked, so to speak.
Or you could be smart like me. Put 99 exemptions for federal and state, meaning they will withhold no taxes. Calculate your tax liability and set it aside for the year in one of the multiple FDIC-insured online banks with 5% interest (Netspend, Mango, etc).
Note: this doesn't work if you're a retard without the common sense to not spend your tax liability.
>>27710772
>>27710778
do you guys actually "earn" neetbux?
how did you go about doing it? i want to steal pennies from every Chad's 100k income
>>27710807
we do not /need/ to 'earn' the money. the wagies break their back for us already.
5200 here feels good man
Time to invest it all in Unilever and proctor/gamble
>>27710842
no but I mean do you unironically get a check from the fed every 2 weeks... for free?
how do i sign up
>>27710867
Lol what a retard. What's the point of picking stocks if you're going to pick large caps? There's almost no chance of outperformance, and a huge uncompensated, diversifiable risk by holding a single company.
>>27710872
Get a fed job.
Only requirement is that you have a pulse and show up to work.
I make $60k/year and surf the internet all day.
>>27710792
Wait are you for reals these banks are fdic and 5%? What is the catch
I don't know how to file taxes.
>>27710872
well i get 500usd a month when am living with my mom. when i move out, i will get;
>733usd [or more] a month
>300usd [or more] from foodstamps a month
>free maid/taxi service [aka cls] every 2weeks
>rent+bills set on auto-pay but are mostly gunna be a total of 300usd
>>27710926
>just get a job
how in the current year?
why would anyone /need/ a job if;
>females can milk betas for money by just having a webcam and internet service
>males can visit tumblr and pick out a mental illness then get checked by a doctor then apply for ssi which is free money without breaking ye back
>money from a funeral
>>27710899
Because I just started making money. I'm just playing around and clearly don't know what I'm doing, retarded is definitely correct. Shits been good so far
>>27711045
Not him but before you start spending your money without knowing what you're doing go read a few books on investing.
>>27711017
you cannot;
>pay rent
>pay bills
>file taxes
while on the bux and living with parent or family member
>>27711067
Don't have time for that, I'm only going to put in around 10k or so anyways
>>27711070
Sounds like I should quit and go NEET it up then because there's no instructions on how to file a tax return.
>>27710772
>>27710842
>>27711041
>>27711070
+ wagies, when ye get old enough to retire, all you will look back on is working because that is mostly all ye did. why look back on someone else's success?
>>27711127
>Don't have time for that
You're on 4chan. You have the fucking time. Stop wasting your money. You're literally making excuses to throw away money.
>>27710989
No real catch. Max deposit for 5% interest is $5k, but there's 7 different accounts you can open, so $35k total.
They can change the rate at any time, so just check that you get your monthly/quarterly interest payments. New banks tend to do it for a few years to attract capital and then lower the rates.
>>27711133
have a memetal illness such as depression or even autism?
have papers saying you have them?
call up ssi and set up something with them.
:( I owe 527 this year
>>27711166
Fine you're right. I had a shit day okay
>>27711166
well. he has to get up to go to work is the reason he does not have time.
>that feel when $95 tax refund ($60 federal, $35 state)
>>27711211
I'm just trying to help you anon. You're not retarded, but you are ignorant. Everyone is ignorant by default, so all you need to do is educate yourself on stocks a bit.
>>27711214
Most people don't work 11 hours a day 7 days a week.
>tfw haven't filed taxes in 5 years
>>27711189
I get called autistic on the internet but when they have to put their money where their mouth is suddenly I'm 100% normal. This tax return shit is fucked up, I don't know how anyone does it. My dad took my papers once and it just happened, last year I used Turbotax and then got a letter saying I never sent my info in and suddenly they have an easy to use website to file tax returns, I looked for that website now and it's no where. There's nothing.
What is this fucking bullshit?
>>27711238
This stocks shit is way too complicated. what do you recommend as a good reading.
>>27711238
>that feel when 16-hour work week
>>27711238
i found the wagie.
>>27711282
Look on /biz/. I think they have a sticky. I need to get going anyway.
>>27711251
What happens if you don't? big brubba come snatch up yo chillen?
Seems difficult if so many people have trouble figuring it out, fuck this shit I;m just gonna pray based Nibiru fucks our shit up or something
>>27711273
know where the papers are?
>>27710500
I'm only getting $997
Fucking government
>>27711336
Taxes are not hard, dude. Seriously, just go do it on TurboTax, for fuck's sake. You cannot fuck it up.
>>27711340
I've had my W2s sitting next to me since they came in the mail. There's not even fucking instructions on what you're actually supposed to do in these boxes.
>>27711367
>only $997
>>27711381
google; how to do tax returns with W2
or something like that.
>>27711381
Holy fuck, are you really too stupid to, say, Google this?
What is this tax refund shit? Is it American only? I have no idea how the world works.
>>27711506
If the government took more money from you than they should have depending on what you make and other variables then you get a refund
if they didn't take enough you have to pay the remaining balance
where do you live?
>>27710500
>tfw had 3500 the whole time and didn't have to give shit the gubbermint
Wagekeks will never know this feel
>>27711189
>have a memetal illness such as depression or even autism?
is it super awkward to get diagnosed tho?
>>27711624
just like going in so the doctor can tell you that you have cancer.
>Neets think they are better than wagcucks.
Seriously neets, think again about your pathetic lives. You are the scum of this planet. If a wagecuck dies his family and the society will worry about him.
What happens when a neet dies? Your family will be happy, and the society doesn't know you exist.
>>27711564
So what, they just guess how much you pay? What kind of government is that?
>>27711691
>If a wagecuck dies his family and the society will worry about him.
nope. just replace him because people are always looking for work but how many people are looking to be neets?
>>27711713
they take a percentage out of your paycheque then refund you if they owe you money. it's not that complicated to figure out.
That means you suck at finance. Mine is usually under $500. This year it was $1800 but I did change jobs and have a lot of other shit happen so I was sloppy but it's excusable. The government doesn't pay interest on return when they accidentally steal too much. It's best to keep taxes as accurate as possible.
>>27711713
They guess based on your gross income. You submit a form detailing mitigating factors like dependents (stay at home wife, kids) and other shit about your life that results in you paying more/less taxes than you would based on just your gross
>>27710500
>tfw $5000+ tax return
>tfw you have last years tax return in a term deposit maturing at the same time
I'm gonna have $10k plus for my holiday to japan. Feels good.
>>27711224
ew nigga you do shit work
>>27711273
I just pay Walmart. It's like $200 but takes no effort and 20 minutes. I just want it over with. If you ask you can usually get a discount or some kind of free shit.
>>27711282
I like mutual funds. Ju'signbup with betterment and read jlcollinsnh, mrmoneymustache, and investopedia as you find time.
>>27711922
Can we just destroy the government? I don't use any government services and local businesses are intelligent and moral enough to not be fucking retarded with a road and pipes. Could just send them a check and it's fucking over. This bureaucratic bullshit is retarded.
>>27712049
You don't use water? You don't use fire and safety regulations? I know you don't use minimum wage but that shit is pretty nice for the folks that need it
>>27712300
Do cucks like you really exist? I thought minimum wage fags were a joke. And safety regulations? How about you use common sense. Don't take baths with toasters, you don't need Obama holding your dick for that.
>>27712382
Do polfags like you really exist ? Never said I worked for minimum wage, nigger. Just a good way to keep the poors from revolting. And as much as I would like Obama to hold my glorious white cock , fire and etc regulations are to keep corporations from selling the nigger next door a house made of asbestos.
>>27710500
>retard thinking a no interest loan to the government is good
Please readjust how much taxes you pay lol
>>27712526
I never said you worked for minimum wage, nigger. Poors will revolt regardless. If a nigger wants a house of absestos then regulations get in the way. Don't you see how government only makes life worse for everyone, or is that what you rebbit cucks want?
>>27710807
"Neetbux" are mostly just fake diagnoses for autism.
It's living a life of poverty, of maybe 10-20 K per year. Not really enough to enjoy life.
>>27711922
>paying $200 to get taxes done
Holy shit, what a racket.
>>27711273
>use hr&block online
>get t4 slip from work
>fill in the blanks
>$$$ return
i just do the minimum and get whatever i can
>>27711713
You usually don't end up owing much or getting much back unless you're either too stupid to fill out the forms from your employer correctly or your taxes are really complicated for whatever reason.
>>27710926
if you can get a university job it's about the same too
I work doing educational VR research at a university, have literally no Idea what I'm doing and dick around in UE4 all day for $15 an hour because universities don't require results half the time
>had to pay $4,500 to feds and state
i hope that planet X flings a few meteors our way
>>27710500
>wagecucks literally think tax refunds are free money
Are wagies THIS stupid? Read a book, if you have the free time...
>>27713645
you don't notice they're drawing blood until you work a job that doesn't automatically withdraw from you. if everyone did there would be an uproar. but you're right, us wagecucks are delusional. we need to be put down. apocalypse now.
