>67 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from heartburn every single night
>Has tried rennie and other antacids, to no avail.
>Wants me to give her a standard course of Omeprazole
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine
I love this new meme. Saw you on /tg/ earlier today. Keep it up morphinefriend
You done good kid, you done good.
>>27710437
>Saw you on /tg/ earlier today
link?
>>27710339
I hope you gave her 50mg MSO4 IV Q5?
>>27710468
I didn't bother saving it. It went something like:
>Work at games workshop
>Customer asks for newest Tau model
>Go to get it for him
>Gave him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Had the same pic and everything
>>27710339
>67 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from heartburn every single night
>not even a doctor tell her to lay on her left side
>prop self up on pillows and sleep sitting up more
>heartburn at night solved
>>27710592
the correct treatment would have been 50mg MSO4 IV Q5