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>67 year old woman comes into the surgery >Suffering from
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>67 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from heartburn every single night
>Has tried rennie and other antacids, to no avail.
>Wants me to give her a standard course of Omeprazole
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine
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I love this new meme. Saw you on /tg/ earlier today. Keep it up morphinefriend
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You done good kid, you done good.
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>>27710437
>Saw you on /tg/ earlier today

link?
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>>27710339
I hope you gave her 50mg MSO4 IV Q5?
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>>27710468
I didn't bother saving it. It went something like:
>Work at games workshop
>Customer asks for newest Tau model
>Go to get it for him
>Gave him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Had the same pic and everything
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>>27710339
>67 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from heartburn every single night
>not even a doctor tell her to lay on her left side
>prop self up on pillows and sleep sitting up more
>heartburn at night solved
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>>27710592
the correct treatment would have been 50mg MSO4 IV Q5
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