>teeth start hurting
>brush them
>>27709785
Get rekt teeth!
>>27709785
>begin feeling nauseous from my sweat stink
>take a shower
>going somewhere
>wash my dick in the sink in case someone decides to sex me
>>27709909
I guess anything can happen, r-right? Heh
>>27709909
I do this too sometimes and it makes me sad when i get back home and nothing happened.
>>27710855
but hey at least you have a clean cock :^)
>dont feel like running home
>shit outside and cover myself in mud
>>27709785
>Asshole itches
>Wipe the remnant shit off
>have to poop while playing vidya
>hold it in until the last minute
i relate to this thread too much and it's starting to fucking scare me
>>27709785
>be 20
>still have braces
nice jar jar meme
>hungry
>swallow food until I'm not
>post fap
>spray deodorant all over nut sack
>finish fapping
>intense urge to piss
>extreme pain as piss stream keeps stopping and starting
>>27712481
>post fap
>rub semen onto belly until it disappears
>>27709909
I admire your optimism, robot
>get invited out by some guys
>shower and make sure to really clean my boipussy
>just in case
>>27709909
>>27711130
>>27711276
I always thought everyone does this.
>>27709785
>undies feel like putting wet togs on after taking a shit
>time to change
>strong smell of semen from dick through pants
>time to shower
I miss Foul Batchelor Frog
>rooms starts to smell like semen
>flush cum rugs down the toilet
>>27712576
this is a good thing to do. Its healthy for the skin, makes your tummy feel soft and smooth
