What's your biggest accomplishment /r9k/?
Through the fire and the flames expert mode in guitar hero
my SAT score.
pretty sad
>>27709607
I made a hip-hop mixtapeit wasn't good ;~;
invented a new kind of jet engine, not been used for much yet but will likely be used in missiles in the future.
Went to a girl's house and we kissed.
>>27709607
I got an english award once in middle school.
>>27709639
Keep at it.
You can't expect to be good without working on something ;3
Graduated college with Computer Engineering degree and a mediocre GPA.
I used to be a pretty decent classical bassist and was in a regional orchestra in high school.
That's about it. There's very little I'm proud of myself for.
>>27709607
Getting into Cambridge. Didn't deserve it.
>>27709607
>Made several famous websites.
>Own a software company.
>Currently fucking a qt Korean actress.
>>27709607
Finished school with honors, been prom king (ironically) and won best male classmate award.
>>27709659
Explain, if you can, to a mere mortal. I'm intrigued :)
>>27709607
- I won the Olympic Mathematic (dunno the english name, sorry) in my high school each year and in the 4th year I arrived 2nd in my country
- I won a world title in a board game
- Once I (not sure he would died, but probably yes) saved the life of a kid
Still rejected by society
I wrote a poem when I was 9 and the teacher told me it was beautiful.
I got to lvl 30 on Nostalrius, and I managed to not get fired on my last summer job
>>27709659
Whoa, that's a big one!
Can you talk more about it?
>meme'd my way into university
>meme'd my way to the final year
>falling at the last hurdle as we speak
>>27709607
Managed to get into a university. Failed within weeks though
>>27709607
lost my virginity
somehow haven't killed myself yet and brought sadness to my family
that's pretty much all i got
>>27709733
Damn robro, where did you fuck up
Winning a marathon in middle school. I'm overweight now.
I'm probably too young for any of my achievements to be important but probably
>not having killed myself
>>27709794
I'm in exactly the same situation
Was a three year neet; then moved out of the state and somehow ended up with a pretty good job. Been at it for 4 years now and have been climbing the ladder, and may even be a branch manager of an oilfield services company soon.
Too bad I'm still forever alone, but at least I'm self sufficient and drive a nice truck.
ruined 3 white girls and 1 hispanic girl. I'm black, no one will want to date those girls after I had them. one of the white girls was a virgin before me.
>>27709735
a fair bit is classified though i doubt my bosses are trawling r9k, basically im not smart enough to make a new entire mechanism, but instead i took two previously narrowly used types and mushed them together into something practical, it has no moving parts, has the high speed efficiency of a scram-jet but does not need to be going supersonic to work properly like a scram-jet, i've probably said too much but fuck it.
I finished Resident Evil 3 using only the knife once
>>27709607
Managing to keep myself alive.
>>27709638
2350, what's yours ....originality
>>27709863
turbojet and turbofan? So if I'm probing/wrong I'm just interested
>>27709863
oh and the main reason it is classified is A: the British government are licencing it from me (i work at BAE what do you expect)
B: they cost only a few hundred pounds to build each, don't want any random building a hyper-sonic missile.
>>27709607
Finding the woman I realized I was waiting for.
>>27709924
no, wrong on the both, i'm allowed to say that it's a combination of a scram-jet and a thermo-jet though not much else.
>>27709835
Basically from the early childhood. I'm what you are calling "cyborg". I started stuttering when i was 4 or 5 and you know how harsh kids can be to people with verbal challenge.
Started two hosting companies that turned out pretty decent, started a project where semi professional people make movies on YouTube, working for a big Chem Company and will make pretty good money once I'm done studying. Still looking for happiness in life though.
>>27710001
I do know. Like when friends tell you about how people laugh at you behind your back. Or when friends show you their impression of you. Or when you're trying to talk to your teacher, you stutter badly, and turn around to see your friends laughing at you like jackals.
>>27710060
they don't sound like friends
>>27710060
They dont laugh but instead they repeat the same way as you've said - w-w-what's u-up anon? m-m-maybe i-i should s-s-peak s-slower. I withdrew from people because i felt guilty for my condition. The thing is, i'm 23 and i still stutter, i know my triggers but still the stigma never goes away that they are laughing at me in the inside.
>>27709920
Nice senpai. I got a 2310. It sounds a lot better if I exclude the writing section making it 1580.
>>27710132
We've all been there anon. They don't sound like people you should be bothered by.
these fucking dubs your all about to check
i wrote a play
i didn't really finish it though
>>27710181
They were my classmates for 12 years and I had to go there every single day. There was no escape from it. Even if you meet new people there's a fear that they will resent you for stuttering or they are staying because of pity.
>>27710196
you're*
and fuck you these are dubs.
>>27710078
When you stutter people treat you like your half retarded. Even friends aren't immune to doing it to you. Though many do try to be good friends, after a while your soul is too crushed to ever be normal.
>>27710132
I feel like they're laughing at me on the inside too. Which is why I say very little and avoid people. It hurts too much to stutter and suddenly be vulnerable to everyone around me. It makes me wish I was dead.
>>27709607
I got a fork lift certification and I graduated defensive driving when I wanted to be a armored car driver.
Besides graduating hs that's all
That's it.
I have an amateur extra radio license
>>27710220
Did you ever try holding your breath when you talked I never stutter when I do that.
I wrote a shitty string quartet that will never be performed
>>27710318
more than most do, i cant even play an instrument
>>27710220
>Even if you meet new people there's a fear that they will resent you for stuttering or they are staying because of pity.
This destroyed me. I'm sorry you went through it too bro.
>>27710444
Checked. Well with stuttering and bad looks i was doomed to fail from the beginning. I dont want to use it as excuse but i think it strongly influenced my relation with other kids in childhood.
I made an app. And some websites. Neither of which makes me much money.
i made a meme teeshirt, i have sold none so far, seems like a wasted 10 mins now.
>>27709988
im the leader of your rival jet engine company. i just told my lap dogs to get on this and i plan to sue you in court when i come out with it first and you try to take credit for my teams hard work
Took a girl to prom. Never even kissed her so it hardly counts
>>27710600
oh no, well atleast we now know Marillyn Hewson is a fembot.
>>27710642
if i wasnt lazy i would email her your plans and fuck you over but i honestly am to lazy
Wrote a short paper during my third math year(European 3+2 system) about curvature on Lie groups and the symbolic computation of the various ingredients in MatLab. The professor liked it and said he might use those tools in some research he is doing.
Nothing special but more than what is usually required at that stage, which is a re-elaboration of some concepts new to the student or something alike.
>>27710751
she probably already knows them in more detail than most, though this industry isn't very predatory.
>>27710570
Posts pics plz
>>27709634
pretty dope friend
>>27710804
>professor used the fruits of your research
>you're instead here
I smoked weed sonetimes but my anti-weed parents never found out
>>27710812
here ya go fellow robot
>>27710861
It's nothing too special really, I guess he was surprised since, being not so young, he wasn't aware of the symbolic computational tools that are available these days to help them in their research.
Maybe he already studied the code and improved/extended it.
Would be nice to have a citation at 22 on my curriculum though.
>>27710979
>Maybe he already studied the code and improved/extended it.
why don't you ask?
I made it to 19 without killing myself
I got into grad school. Probably it.
>>27711020
Haven't seen him in a while, perhaps I could write him an email but I'm too autismal and shy. Besides, nowadays I'm more into applied stuff anyway.
>>27710944
sorry man, this is the ugliest shirt I ever saw in my life
I got laid
Everything since then has just been waiting for the inevitable end
>>27711108
just write a super short email. Im pretty sure autism is incredibly common in his field
>>27709607
I got accepted into a college with a pretty hard entrance exam and my future is pretty much assured.
But I'm still lonely as fuck and I want to die, the only reason I have to keep going is because maybe someone will love me for my money in the future.
Got my drivers license, my car is fucked though.
I've learned Japanese at a pretty high level
I managed to quit smoking after 10 years of addiction
These are all my big achievements...
Dam dariram heavy mode doubles on ddr
>>27709794
>>27709852
FUCK SAME
FUCK
>>27709607
14 rws month on esea with no stats resets and about 100 pugs
>>27711396
1/2 way through my dissertation due in a few days
>>27709607
I live a good life on the surface. I was fucked up as a kid and got kicked out of school but then I worked my way back became a really good athlete and won lots of awards went to university and got a high paying job in my competitive field of study right after graduation. The entire time Ive been a friendless KV and all the rest feels worthless.
I managed to irreparably ruin my life in less than twenty years.
>>27711522
how, full body paralysis?
>>27711535
No, just lots debt and no way to pay it off. I'll likely be homeless by the time summer starts.
Being born. I haven't done anything with it yet, though.
I grew my hair out down to my nips. so that was pretty amazin.
also I have a degree in chemical engineering but thats not as cool
>>27709607
Breaking the weightlifting record at my school.
>>27711609
just shout bankruptcy out your window. makes all your debt problems disappear
i got a character to level 9999 in disgaea
that's it
>>27711686
I wish. If I were competent enough to hold a job, ID be working on it, but there's no way I'm gonna make it.
>>27711771
Can you not just accept bankruptcy and collect welfare?
>>27711997
Can't declare bankruptcy on student loans.
This is an interesting question, OP.
I can't think of a single thing I've ever actually felt a profound sense of accomplishment from doing.
All I can really say is that I was a pretty good artist, up until I ran out of steam three years ago.
What the fuck am I doing with my life? My god, I never wanted to feel this dead inside.
Being able to wakeup the next day
I didn't cry todayknock on wood
>>27712304
don't give up on your heart. a lot of people would kill to have even a little bit of talent.
>>27714395
I suppose this needs a little bit of clarifying.
Everyone built me up from when I was a kid, saying things like I was going to be the next Da Vinci. I was the typical example of a failed child prodigy.
Time came everyone stopped paying attention, and I ended up losing heart.
I began to recognize that my passion was fake, and that everything I did up to that point was for the sole purpose of living up to their expectations.
Regardless, I pursued it - hoping that it wasn't all for nothing. Career-wise I felt completely unfulfilled by my work, and disillusioned to the industry as a whole. That was the time it all sort of just fell apart. My skills atrophied to probably where I was 5 years ago and I simply get no joy out of it - I have no patience for the process.
Anon... it feels like it all was lie. I can imagine the rest of my life without art.
I graduated from high school with an honors degree
What else... i'm somewhat proud of my porn collection
I successfully infiltrated the home of the man who would have been responsible for Y2K and executed him.
You're welcome.
I made dean's list my first two years of college, while taking science classes. It felt good because I never made honor roll in high school.
>>27715507
>honor roll in
or in middle school for that matter. i was designated a special ed student, and got extra time on exams, even though i didn't need it. Also, I was prevented from taking AP calc. I guess getting an A at calc 2 at columbia during a summer course is my greatest accomplishment. I was one of the smartest students in the class, which included columbia students and students from other top schools. and calc 2 is considered the hardest calc. class. It felt really good. I worked hard and succeeded. And no one could doubt my success because I didn't get extra time or other advantages.
>>27709607
Getting an education, a well paying job, a wife, and 2 kids, owning 2 new cars and a new construction house, why are you faggots so determined to stay inside a basement, step outside and wnjoy life, ive seen the weirdest of fucks fuck whores, but you all dont even try, you less than human fags
I can drink on a weeknight, and still make it through work the next day, an amount that would put a lot of people in the hospital
>>27715287
Stop being a faggot and enjoy life, stop dwelling in the past, eitherway your gonna die, so might as well enjoy the debouchary of this shit world
All my accomplishments are meh tier. If they could even be called accomplishments
I guess get my Associates from community collage.
Been in the paper a few times for little things.
None of it really feels all that great to me.
>>27709607
This thread makes me feel pretty bad about myself.
built a small (8x12) house.
currently still under construction, but have hopes
Wow op, you fucked me over badly with that one.
I haven't done a single thing. I have no talents, not any at all. I didn't have any dream or goal till I was more than 20. Now I'm almost 30 and still living with my parents, making 200 dollars monthly taking care of a website.
I've tried to be good at some things, but not matter how hard, or how much time I spent praticting or trying I was never more than the absolute avarage.
Late 20's living in a third world country in the middle of nowhere with no future, no hope, no friends, no talents, no dreams. The only thing I have is my parents and the memory of a cute girl I dated once. I could die right now, I don't even exist.
>>27715507
>>27715588
That's pretty cool. I was the same in high school, but I wasn't ever able to cut cut it in college.
I's always been a dream of mine to perform well in an academic setting if only just to make up for my past failures.
>>27709607
Getting my bachelors in chemE with a low GPA, or fucking an 8/10 and dating her for a month.
I finally got friends who like me
>>27711621
you are born only because your mom chose to spread her legs
I'm graduating college with honors
I made my gf squirt
>>27709794
Same
How i am still alive or made it this far is a mystery
I got my name on a research paper about bees.
>also saved some dude from dying in a valium OD but I'm not sure that's an accomplishment
I made some friends, got my driver license, was diamond in league and was top 10 eu in heroes of the storm for a while
I'm a failure overall
I guessed the average amount of Lego bricks that composed a giant Lego Spongebob and won a Lego Spongebob Krusty Krab set.
I finished a 4 year degree in 2 but I was already 30...
>>27709607
I once got six repeating digits at the end of a post.
Traveling. Leaving my shithole rural town in Georgia.
>>27709607
>wrote a piano song when I was like 9
>highest English grade in grade 11 and 12
>black belt in muay thai
>saved a kid's life once from getting trampled by a horse
actually not proud of that desu
>went on one date with a qt
My biggest accomplishment
>raising a kitten
Taught me to be an adult. Had to save up for her surgeries, shots, monitor her health, etc.
I love her more than anything.
When she dies, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
So we've got about 20 more years.
>>27709607
In my 8th grade advanced math class I constantly achieved perfect scores when no one else could. Sadly, that all went to shit halfway through the year, and it only got worse going into highschool. I could have been 4.0 student, but my depression and general apathy derailed any plans of academic excellence I may have had.
In my lifetime I have saved 3 people's lives, 2 from drowning, 1 from nearly getting run over
I finished high school when i was on the verge of dropping out. I finished with like a D average, but it really is my only big accomplishment. I've done nothing in my life
>>27718728
If you think your cat is going to live for 20 more years you should save up for brain surgery for yourself
>>27718900
Lol, get fucked normie.
I have the best vet in the country and I feed her better than I do myself.
Go fuck a dog or something, you degenerate faggot
>>27718728
I hope your cat dies tonight
>>27718985
Lol keep dreaming, faggot.
I'd kill the grim reaper if he showed up for my baby.
I'd fuck god in the ass with Jesus' severed head if he ever tried to touch my baby.
Come at me, faggot
>>27719009
>I'd kill the grim reaper if he showed up for my baby.
>I'd fuck god in the ass with Jesus' severed head if he ever tried to touch my baby.
>Come at me, faggot
kill the grim reaper.. cute. Almost as cute as Feline Leukemia. Have you picked out any tiny caskets yet?
>>27719054
Ayyy
>tfw we just got booster shots today
Get fucked BOIIIII
I know you can barely afford your blacked.com subscription, you little cuckboi, but there's no need to be jelly that my cat gets world class healthcare
>tfw legitimately having a hard time answering op's question
>>27719094
>blacked.com subscription, you little cuckboi,
If a fat chick and i hate black people
>vaccines
LOL ENJOY YOUR AUTISTIC CAT
>>27709720
Dreams don't count anon
>>27719165
>is fat
>judges anyone
Wew lad
Also, why do women hate cats so much?
You know you'd surrender to the BBC
>>autistic cat
Wew, all that fat must be giving you a stroke, tubby.
You're a little dumber than usual.
>>27709607
Posted a lot of famous bait on this site. That's about it besides losing my virginity.
