*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
God I've been farting all day! The place reeks..not that you mind, little fartslut
The autism in this post is off the charts even for this board
Please just stop i just fuckin cant anymore
>fartslut
Come on man, enough is enough. This has gone on too long.
>>27709408
why do you keep making these threads
why
>>27709408
Hi brapfag
>>27709408
>fartslut
this is so fucking stupid
>tfw no fat smelly gf to call you a fartslut when she shits up the room
why even live?
>>27709472
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
oops teehee
>>27709485
>>27709484
>>27709472
>>27709471
Holy fucking kek so much analwreckage all at once
>>27709525
stop please i'm already so fucking hard
>>27709545
You trying to no fap bro?
*FRRRRRRERRRRRPT*
>>27709545
FFFFLGLGLGHGHGHGFLFLGHGHGHGHGH
O-oh that one was a little wet, hehehe, hope you don't mind
>Anon, get on your knees. NOW.
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFF*
>Now sniff it all up, loser.
wat do?
>>27709577
>>27709579
>>27709600
>FRRERRPT
>FLGLGLGGHGH
>BRAPF
Looks like OP is trying to change it up now that he has been caught BRAPhanded
>>27709640
Nope, i'm a face-fart fetishist like OP
*FFFRRRRRRARRRRRRRRPPPPPP*
did sum1 say brrrrrap?
>>27709676
What goes into typing out a new noise? Are you going off of your personal experience with farts or what you think a rank ass fart would sound like out of a girl ass
PLEASE FART IN MY MOUTH
I WANT TO TASTE YOUR GAS AND LICK OUT YOUR BUTTHOLE
O-oh!!!! I think I'm gonna burp!!!!
>pfffffffffffffttt
>>27709408
just imagine unironically or ironically typing this
These threads are my-*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*- excuse me...favorite!
>>27709943
i want you to do a hot gassy piff in my mouth
>>27709955
Seriously.
Blox
>>27709955
Nice double *PFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRBBBT* dubs
>>27709408
tfw you actually have a brap fetish
This thick sri lankan girl is gonna visit me from Melbourne and fart on my face for me soon, feels good
>>27710248
Lucky lad! Any pics?
>>27709408
That ass is awful. Her hips are just super wide.
>>27709537
>HAHA SO BUTTHURT XD AND ALL IT TOOK WAS 14 HOURS OF SHITPOSTING A DAY MOMMY WOULD BE SO PROUD
fucking jump off a cliff
>>27710697
>this mad at brap threads on a laotian windsurfing
wew lad
>>27709408
This is some next gen autism.
I'm honestly curious onto why you make these threads?
>>27710859
>wasting your life posting garage
Kys
>>27710960
To make autists like you reply and give me (you)s
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAP*
>>27711339
Keep posting ass
>>27711388
*BLRRRRRRRPPPTPTPTPTPTPPPT*
>>27710697
>>27710900
>>27710960
>trap threads
>k
>neet threads
>k
>how do i whore for attention, i mean kill myself painlessly?
>k
>BRAAP
>WHY DO YOU POST THIS KILL YOURSELF WORTHLESS CONTENT
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Hahaha *gags* oh god, it smells like eggs and feet
>>27712260
Why would her ass smell like feet?
>tfw I actually have a fart fetish
the people that are into this are autistic as fuck desu
>>27712229
Are you fucking serious? this is /b/ tier shit with no point thats posted 4-5 times a day its not even playful banter like the other threads its just straight up being a fucking faggot pls kys.
>>27709408
>tfw I don't have a fart fetish and I dated a girl who constantly farted on and around me
She was Italian and drank a lot of beer and hard liquor. One time her fart smelled like a freshly-paved road in a hot August afternoon.
>>27712486
sounds hot as fuck, pham
>>27712486
That's a comfy smell
>tfw no gf with farts that smell like rain on hot pavement
>tfw I'm a fart fetishist and a fetish writer
>tfw these aren't even good onomatopoeias for farts
This is cancerous and needs to fucking stop. OP pls kys
>>27712540
>like rain on hot pavement
oh no, that sounds nice, her fart smelled like being stuck in summer traffic next to a lane that was being repaved, with all the asphalt and tar being mixed and poured right next to your car window
>>27712652
*PAULBLAAART*
>>27712652
My farts sound like a goose
*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNKKK*
>>27709408
*BRUUUUUUUUUP*
>>27712734
My farts sound like a tiny lawnmower muffled between two cushions
>>27712652
Please O Great Fart Fic Writer what a fart onomatoapeia should look like?
>>27712953
>tfw I'm actually doing this
Well, it really can depend on what kind of fart you want. Something soft and airy? Usually a "pfft" or a "prrrft" can work. Something deep and bassy? I prefer using ones like "pbblorrt" or "pbrrt" and the likes. And something deep and wet? Usually you can work with "bbblrrrtgh" or "pbblorrtgh". Really, it is a matter of personal preference, but some work better than others and can refer to different types of farts.
I dnt get it
>>27713169
Do you have a log of your work you could link?im a degenerate fartfag and am curious about your writing tbqhfamalam
>>27711033
Fucking mobile posters, LMAO!
This is so immature. Its like I'm reading posts by middle schoolers. Farting isn't funny and it certainly isn't sexual.
>>27713238
Unfortunately no, but I do take commission work. Writing is a hobby that a lot of time I don't have the drive to do. I absolutely love banging out 10 pages of absolute filthy crap, but I can never get started.
>tfw fart all the time because of IBS and afraid about hanging around girls because of it.
Help.
>>27713300
Its because we are "problematic" reddit shitposters are determined to make this place as shitty as possible with round the clock shitposting
>tfw when you realize you've never actually heard a woman fart irl
>>27712953
high kek
>>27712701
>paul blart
smhtbhfam
>>27709408
Dearest brap-poster,
If you are the sole author of these posts that occur everyday, please post a picture of yourself. I need to know who is posting this every day.
Why am I even still looking at this thread. Why.
>Mom and two sisters constantly farted around me growing up
>Still do even as adults
>Have fart fetish
Thanks
God I wish I had a gf to sit on my face and make me swallow her farts.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5679102ecda96Post BRAP videos
>tfw no underwater bubble brap gf
>>27713169
You're already a fucking moron for using onomatopoeias in the first place.
OP please never quit posting ily
This thread has me in fucking stitches
>>27713300
>Farting isn't funny and it certainly isn't sexual.
Wanna bet
http://www.xvideos.com/video10536994/ass_fart
Never tried it (or any sex :( ) and don;t have the fetish anymore, but I remember in high school I read 120 Days of Sodom and thought it was kind of hot when it was mentioned some guy who'd put his mouth over a whore's asshole and make her fart as hard as she could.
The Marquis de Sade was the original BRRRAAAAAAAPPPP fag
BRAP
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