What did he say to her, /r9k/?
>>27705347
My name is Chad
origgiggigirorgi
>>27705347
>"I've mastered lucid dreaming haven't I"
>>27705347
"I have a gorillion dollars"
>>27705347
i cucked 100 robots
I'm unavaliable too you
Don't tell me you're fucking me with my identical twin.
I have 99 slayers.
>"i'm in a relationship"
posting classic
>>27705413
>say cucking
>phone autocorrects to fucking
wooo
>>27705438
sex is natural and "cucking" doesn't exist.
>Textless posts are not allowed.
Alright calm down robot
>>27705462
>the roastie is going all out
>>27705462
Autism is real, and you have it.
>I'm a janitor at 4chan
>>27705438
First you get cucked, then you get pegged in the ass.
"The company belongs to my father."
>>27705462
>sex is natural
then why havent i gotten laid yet?
am i not human?
>>27705462
lul you fail
It is based on a true story.
>>27705734
post pics of you and girl you fugged
anybody has the originalo?
>>27705587
Yes, you have failed at life and you should commit sudoku as soon as you can
>>27705347
Wow this virtual reality simulation sure is cool!
>>27705347
"We shouldn't be doing this, Anon is really in love with you, and I'm Anon's best friend."
>>27705433
Tfw no one remembers this anymore
It's all different now...
>>27705433
nice
commentus originalus
>>27705347
i wana kill myself erryday
>>27705347
Cant stump the trump!!!,!!!
>Fuck this unoriginal comment bullshit.
>>27705347
This would be so beautiful if it weren't so depressing.
>>27708545
How is this bullshit beautiful?
It has nothing from the real world.
>>27705347
What's with the mantis eyes
>>27705587
You're a robot.
Commit seppuku.
>>27708679
>that smile as she's getting plowed
It's my fantasy, f a m.
i don't even know origami
DAYMAN
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN
>>27708790
CHAMPION OF THE SUN
>>27705347
>"I own several katanas"
>>27705369
I liked this response it was clever
original corment
>>27708790
>>27709014
I'm sure glad the robot is letting me post with something this original
>>27705347
I'm reading Finnegans Wake.
>>27705433
A godly contribution to the thread, bravo.
Chadblox
>>27705347
"The money's on the dresser"
>>27705347
I caught all 150 original pokemon
*leans in and whispers*and I sit at home all day jerking off to them
>>27705347
I have a house, help the less fortunate, and am a manager, making 80,000 dollars a year.
>>27705347
"The gender pay gap is a myth."
>>27705347
"I play a white weenie deck"
>>27705347
"hitler did nothing wrong"
original comment and stuff
>>27710612
80k is literally pleb tier