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What did he say to her, /r9k/?
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What did he say to her, /r9k/?
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>>27705347
My name is Chad
origgiggigirorgi
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>>27705347
>"I've mastered lucid dreaming haven't I"
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>>27705347
"I have a gorillion dollars"
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>>27705347

i cucked 100 robots
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I'm unavaliable too you
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Don't tell me you're fucking me with my identical twin.
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I have 99 slayers.
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>"i'm in a relationship"
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posting classic
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>>27705413
>say cucking
>phone autocorrects to fucking
wooo
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>>27705438
sex is natural and "cucking" doesn't exist.
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>Textless posts are not allowed.

Alright calm down robot
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>>27705462
>the roastie is going all out
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>>27705462
Autism is real, and you have it.
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>I'm a janitor at 4chan
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>>27705438
First you get cucked, then you get pegged in the ass.
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"The company belongs to my father."
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>>27705462
>sex is natural

then why havent i gotten laid yet?

am i not human?
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>>27705462

lul you fail
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It is based on a true story.
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>>27705734
post pics of you and girl you fugged
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anybody has the originalo?
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>>27705587
Yes, you have failed at life and you should commit sudoku as soon as you can
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>>27705347
Wow this virtual reality simulation sure is cool!
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>>27705347

"We shouldn't be doing this, Anon is really in love with you, and I'm Anon's best friend."
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>>27705433
Tfw no one remembers this anymore
It's all different now...
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>>27705433
nice
commentus originalus
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>>27705347
i wana kill myself erryday
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>>27705347
Cant stump the trump!!!,!!!

>Fuck this unoriginal comment bullshit.
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>>27705347
This would be so beautiful if it weren't so depressing.
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>>27708545
How is this bullshit beautiful?
It has nothing from the real world.
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>>27705347
What's with the mantis eyes
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>>27705587
You're a robot.

Commit seppuku.
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>>27708679
>that smile as she's getting plowed
It's my fantasy, f a m.
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i don't even know origami
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DAYMAN
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN
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>>27708790
CHAMPION OF THE SUN
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>>27705347

>"I own several katanas"
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>>27705369
I liked this response it was clever

original corment
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>>27708790
>>27709014
I'm sure glad the robot is letting me post with something this original
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>>27705347
I'm reading Finnegans Wake.
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>>27705433
A godly contribution to the thread, bravo.
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Chadblox
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>>27705347
"The money's on the dresser"
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>>27705347
I caught all 150 original pokemon
*leans in and whispers* and I sit at home all day jerking off to them
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>>27705347
I have a house, help the less fortunate, and am a manager, making 80,000 dollars a year.
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>>27705347
"The gender pay gap is a myth."
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>>27705347
"I play a white weenie deck"
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>>27705347
"hitler did nothing wrong"
original comment and stuff
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>>27710612

80k is literally pleb tier
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