its: dentist stories
>be me at dentists
>have bad teeth
>getting new crown
>having some funk on gum
>dentist burns it away
>seconds before the stench of burned human flesh hits my nostrils have the taste of really yummy grilled meat in mouth
>realise I have tasted human flesh
>realise I have tasted my own flesh
>realise I am delicious
>having my teeth cleaned by a qt dentist grill
>cough slightly which makes me exhale, breathing right in her face
>she recoils in disgust as if she just smelled dogshit
who else /badbreath/ here?
That's nice OP, do you have cravings now?
>rarely if ever brush teeth for years
>drink soda every day as far as I can remember
>got two fangs on the top row out of place
>go to the dentist a few times
>"everything seems alright, but
you need to floss more"
>>27705372
thanks for making me kek
>>27705377
I have never had an eventful visit to the dentist but I floss everyday and they say the same shit.
>>27705377
nah, just wandering how to describe it. It tasted nothing like chicken.
>>27705454
Taste like chicken? Huh, but they also call it 'long pork' don't they?
>>27705251
>at dentist
>asks me if I want something so I don't feel any pain or whatever when she's drilling shit
>say no because I don't want to feel like my face is sliding off my skull
>tells me to "not complain if it hurts"
>she starts drilling
>mfwI didn't feel shit because I fucking fell asleep
