>tfw pokemon will never be real
>Tfw I will never be a pokemon master trainer who is a drifter training the greatest pokemon team all around the world
>Tfw I will never wear a cloak and walk into a big city after wondering around the wilderness
Pokemon Go is coming.
>>27704488
>Tfw I will never wear a cloak and walk into a big city after wondering around the wilderness
Cloaks and big cities exist. You could totally still do this.
the premise of pokemon is pretty disturbing, they're as sentient as humans (fucking alakazam has 10,000 iq) yet they are captured by little brainwashing devices against their will and made to fight each other
>>27704735
but its not in the pokemon universe, I already wear a cape but it doesent feel right
>tfw you will be a 12 year old "ninja" doing awesome magic tricks like summoning copies of yourself and transforming your appearance and do epic missions with other 12 year old ninjas
>tfw you will never be the oblivious main character who the best girl has a massive crush on
Ywn catch a female Ralts. Ywn develop a strong friendship as she evolves all way to a cute Gardevoir.
>>27704488
>you will never be a human who mysteriously turns into a Pikachu
>you will never be stumbled upon by a Chikorita trying to start up his/her own rescue team
>you will never create your rescue team with your Chikorita bro/sis
>you will never get ran out of town by a lying cunt...I mean a Gengar and his faggot friends
>you will never save the world with your Chikorita bro
holy fucking shit I need to play Red Rescue Team again
I'm familiar with these emotions
>>27704488
pokemon not being real alway made me sad, maybe virtual reality could do the trick together with some drugs
also, pokemon waifus
>>27705394
Anyone with a Gardevoir on their team is a confirmed autistic creep.
This is my go to team
>Ninetails
>Exeggutor
>Lapras
>Crobat
>Dragonite
>Tyranitar
The only slightly autistic ones I use are Tyranitar and Ninetails, but I really only use them for the weather effects (Ninetails has drought which automatically causes sunny weather, which increases fire damage by 50% while also doubling the speed of my Exeggutor and allowing it to spam Solar Beam STAB. Switch into Tyranitar to change weather to sandstorm to crush any fire types that start switching in.)
Fucking PRO.
Lapras and Crobat are just my favorite Pokemon that allow me to use needed HM's (They should get rid of that mechanic, fuck.) while Dragonite is just stronk in general.
>>27705394
Furfags please go
original as fuck
>>27705394
>ywn catch male ralts and dump buckets of cum into male gardevoir
>>27704488
>Ywn be a pokemon and behappy with your master
>Ywn have good memories and create strong bonds with your trainer, his friends and his other pokemon
>>27705455
>being a pikachu
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27705716
Your team gets 6-0 by an excadrill after rocks
Your team is shit
>>27705869
anyone who rolls Cubone is objectively an /r9k/ faggot and should kill themselves.
>>27704488
If Pokemon was real you would be even more hard pressed to leave the house
you would cry on /r9k/ about how you rival is dating your oneitis or why you can't go to tournaments because of anxiety
you would probably fuck your pokemon if they some much as resemble a female
>>27705869
>>27705890
I got a Treeko. Should I get out?
>>27705993
Fuk this keyboard.
>>27705884
>I'm an autist about SMOGON meta
Try to have some fun, faggot.
>>27705455
There is little time left anon
http://nypost.com/2016/04/06/newly-discovered-planet-could-destroy-earth-any-day-now/
>>27705716
Calling someone autistic creep when you are on competitive pokemon? Really?I like Dragonite, but I'd rather have Salamence instead. Little bit more ATK, SPD and intimidate. Tyranitar is rad, fuck you. Also, Gardevoir a cute, but yeah, not so good for competitive play. Alakazam is way faster, more squishy tho
>>27705780
this t.b.h. family
a femboy cutie who never matures into a man and loses his pretty looks
>>27705890
>tfw I rolled a mudkip
I once had a dream where I was living with wild pokemon in some forest with a small lake and mountains in the distance, we were all happy.
I cried hard when I woke up.
>>27705780
Doesn't male Ralts evolves into Galade in recent games?
>>27706138
no, you can evolve it by leveling to gardevoir or use evolution stone to turn it into gallade
>>27706138
I think that requires a special stone and gardevoir is the normal evolution
>>27706040
>competitive pokemon
As the other guy said, that's not an even remotely competitive team.
It's just a basic strategy that incorporates Pokemon I like, It's not actually any good.
It's not autism to put in a slight amount of effort into games like that, are you going to say it's autistic to understand the stats in Dark Souls too? What would you consider not being autistic, being too retarded to understand what you're doing?
>>27705489
>Emotions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuNo02q0mY
>be comfy mediocre trainer with a strong bond for his pokemon
>Team Rocket finds you and steals all of them
>>27706402
I miss those days when /vp/ had more posters and they did those scream PREPARE FOR TROUBLE threads.
>>27704865
I know that feel
Robot plus no mute
>>27706222
>What would you consider not being autistic
Not sure, but I'll tell you some things that are not. According to the actual (non meme) definition of autism, getting to know some of the inner mechanics of the games you play doesn't make you an autist. You are not an autist either if you include your favourite pokemon in your team for fun. And you are not an autist if your favourite pokemon happens to be gardevoir, as you originally stated.
>>27706445
more like PREPARE FOR DOUBLES
I just want to cuddle bulbasaur
>tfw I just remembered how awesome Pokemon is
I'm going to legally acquire one and spend hours playing it. Which one should I get?
>>27706799
get AS or heart gold, black
Why would anything good ever happen? Life is just one series of mistakes after another.
>>27706925
Which one is it where it's basically a remake of Red/Blue? I want to go traditional.
>>27706999
don't feel too bad, at least you have trips
>>27707030
Leaf green/fire red
But good luck finding a gba or ds lite and the actual games in decent condition.
>>27707030
get fire red its really fun and just remake with better everything
>>27707071
He could just emulate them
>tfw the animu turned shit with B&W
>>27704488
by 2040 we should be able to simulate matrix-like virtual environments so you can actually do this.
>>27707071
Oh dear... you're right. And it's so late here as well.
>>27707101
Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
>>27707145
>tfw no Pokemon VR MMORPG
>>27707101
Well but then forget about transferring to new games.
>inb4 but you can use pokesav or that other cheating program
Yeah, sure you can.
>>27704865
>tfw you will never be the oblivious main character who the best girl has a massive crush on
>tfw you are the single episode side-character in your own series
>>27707163
give it time. the future of VR is going to be epic
>they dont breed the gardevoir family tree
>dont sexually abuse them
>post it on poketor`s "hard rarecandy"
>force them to do lewd taggable acts with each other
Get on my level.
>this thread desu senpai lads
Well there are always dogfights.
>>27707200
>actually taking a shower every day if you're not going anywhere
top kek
>>27707344
That's why I want to be the pokemon, fag
>>27704488
It's a metaphore for achieving your dreams. Pokemon is real if you make it so.
>>27707200
I miss those NEET days.
>>27706506
You are kinda autistic if your favorite Pokemon is Gardevoir because you want to fuck it, and that root of sexually desire is based in being a socially inept robot that can't into having a GF.
Not like being an autist is even an insult around here anymore.
>>27704488
If pokemon was real you'd probably be one of those faggots on route 1
>>27708458
what pokemon would you be?
>>27704488
>tfw it's not certain how long I have to wait UNTIL I wear a cloak and do small, normal tasks in a hasty, cute manner
>>27709490
>implying
With how retarded everyone seems to be about Pokemon I would get at least three medals with ease.
>>27707071
>tfw I own many gba and ds Pokemon games from when I was younger
>>27704488
Reminder you can get Jirachi right now as a mystery gift.
>>27707071
Go to garage sales, I got my 2nd ds lite for $10
>>27709986
>Not picking flygonigoni
>>27712488
I just posted that since I wanted to post a pic. I do like tepig but not it's evolutions.
I'd probably be a raichu
>>27709986
Mudkip
And no not for the stupid meme, see
>>27706094
