Would you rather a be a dicklet or a manlet?
By dicklet I mean anything under 6 inches.
And by manlet, I don't mean your casual, everyday "they will never learn" manlet. I'm talking all hope is lost why even live manlet.
Anything sub 5'5" is all hope is lost manlet.
Dicklet, too easy.
Dicklets get laid.
Im both so I don't really know.
>>27704204
Holy fucking shit, senpai...
Do girls even acknowledge your presence? Do you even feel human?
I'm so sorry, man...
Are you kidding me? Who the hell would chose being 5'4" over having a 5.9" inch dick?
Now sub 5 inches might be a different story.
>>27704151
damn she is hot
>5ft 8in
Fucking typical media with their bullshit. That guy is clearly at least 5ft 11in if that girl is really 6ft.
G-good thing I'm 5'6 then haha
>>27704399
This.
I guarantee you some manlet wrote that article
>>27704151
>By dicklet I mean anything under 6 inches.
Considering the average I call this b8. That being since the G-spot is only ~3.5in. deep I would be a dicklet any day of the week.
>>27704399
>average female weight
Maybe for a maternal gorilla
>tall and big dick
>use big dick only for jerking off
>ignore women
Who /biologicallysuperior/ here?
>>27704446
>you will never experience that
Just fuck my shit up senpai. Why are there no 7ft tall women to dominate me and make me feel small?
>>27704471
>He actually thinks the average is 5 inches
>>27704151
I'm already both.
>>27704151
>Anything sub 5'5" is all hope is lost manlet.
>tfw 5'3''
I was so close. All I needed was 2-3 more inches.
My dick is probably about average size for my body though, not that it helps.
>>27704510
>tfw 6.5" inches
>tfw I've just gone from well above average to slightly below average
JUST
>>27704510
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/03/the-results-are-in-study-reveals-average-penis-size
You almost had me.
>getting with girls who care about benis size
I though roasties were a no-go?
>>27704552
Fine, if you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe all the women polled to make this graph.
>>27704151
>5'7
>4"
Just fuck my shit upfuck you robot, this is original
>>27704510
I never said it was 5 faggot.
Also, you shop ios shit and you should feel bad.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/03/the-results-are-in-study-reveals-average-penis-size
>>27704552
>So you see, some women might just NEED a long penis to achieve a vaginal climax, a "short" version would just not do the trick.
What did she mean by this?
>>27704278
>tfw 5'3" and literally 7.5"
>>27704510
>he still hasn't changed the subtext on the image from the original
0/10 apply yourself
>>27704151
>5' 8"
kekkle my shekkle. Made my day.
>>27704710
Thank god I was able to photoshop it quickly enough to avoid facing the harsh reality of dickletism
>>27704710
there's like 7 different versions of that...
Both! Cause i already am. Boys love pounding my butt cause i dress up in kneesocks and prance about in cute clothes. Being a cute manlet is the best
>>27704763
All memes aside, your cock must look freakishly big. That'd be like a 10" cock on a 6'0" guy. You could pose for naked photos, lie about your height, and become a cock model.
>>27704710
eh this charts still ok, 7-8 women inches are more like 5-6 real inches
>>27704151
>a dicklet or a manlet
>implying r9k isn't both
stop posting
>>27704862
>this is what dicklets literally believe
>>27704679
/r9k/ is normiebook 2.0, anon
>>27704679
Are you trying to imply that there are any?
>5'7"
>8.5" penis
being a manlet only makes it look bigger. =]
>>27704758
Most women can't even take a 7.5in. cock, let alone a 9in. one. Hell the Asian chick I'm with has trouble with my 6 inches.
>>27704510
>tfw freak penis 8"x6.8"
makes sex complicated and a lot of trouble for the first weeks/month. I don't know why but only latina girls pussy get wet enough to make sex less of a chore
Flaccid: 5.5"x4" If i accidentally get a little chub during the day I'm going to walk around with a painful dick wedgy until i get to a bathroom
All of my jeans and underwear have only a few montth lifespan from the extra friction
>>27705046
Post it pls blox
>>27705122
Lel no you don't you dicklet
Post proofs or stfu
>>27705131
He can't because he's lying. I'm sure he appreciates the (You) though.
>>27705122
Anon can i be your bf?
>dick is already 5'3
Become a dicklet
>dick grows to 5'11
2 ez
>>27705153
I don't keep dick picks on my phone anon, why do you want to see another man's dick anyway?
>>27704151
I'm 6'3 and built but my dick is only 4 inches long. I feel like the trade is fair because I'm not interested in hookups so I'd rather be externally good looking than well endowed.
>>27705122
>tfw 7.5" x 6.5"
My dick doesn't seem THAT big at all, granted I have never had sex so I can't tell you how women's cunts react to it. Does that 0.5" x 0.3" make all the difference?
>>27705228
You made an extravagant claim. Why wouldn't he want proof?
>>27705286
>this is how faggots actually rationalize
>>27705178
Sure, now paypal me your hourly $1000 bf tax
>>27705286
Only if you admit you just want to see a strangers cock
>>27704151
5 feet and 8 inches are not that small. Tom Cruise is smaller than 5 feet 8 inches.
>>27705349
Anon. I can give 1k worth blowjobs :)
>>27705326
>>27705382
I'm not the guy who asked to see his cock, just giving justification for why he'd want to see it.
I don't care about faggotry or have any qualms with it.
And I'll just assume that whoever made the big dick claim is lying since you prefer to memepost rather than post your dick. If my dick was that big, I'd have a gallery on my phone dedicated to it.
>>27705235
compensating dicklet xddddd
>>27705464
Those are transferrable right? I'll sell your bjs for 25 cents
>>27705265
Since I don't exactly have multiple penises or the ability to change my size, how would I know the answer to that?
Usually it's the stretching that seems to bother girls more, especially when they aren't that horny. The length will probably be an issue for some girls, but you just need to talk with them and find a position where it's comfortable. Doggy has always been impractical in my experience, after a few minutes she asks to stop and switch. My first girlfriend was constantly sore for a month when we started having sex regularly, but I also wasn't as experienced with making it comfortable for the girl yet
>>27705621
Anon will you really be a pimp to a cockhungry faggot, one that begs to see it over the internet???
>>27705498
Well as it happens, keeping dick picks on your phone is a dumb fucking idea. But yes, I do keep a gallery on my hardrive of my more impressive shots for sexting
>>27705265
it doesn't seem that big because 6.5" is thick as fuck
>>27705679
I would do far worse things for money
Also enjoy faggots, this ruler is 6" if you can't read the etchings
>5 7"
>3.5" hard
>Don't even care anymore
>>27704446
God I want to massage those beautiful feet.
>>27705882
I've never laughed so hard at such a mundane, random comment.
>tfw 6'2 with a 5" penis
>>27704151
I'm 5'8" and I look way taller than him. Funny that women constantly say that men are shallow when they expect us to be 6"
>>27705235
eenie weenie tiny little short dicked man, hahaha look at that little thing
>you should kill yourself
His wife is more beautiful than any girl we could ever hope to get.
>5'5
>Either have a '7 or '5 inch dick depending on the rules of measuring
>If balls included, slightly above average.
>If not, slightly below
>Its not gonna matter I cant socialize in person and unless a girl approaches me with intent of getting to know me I'm fucked.
>>27705837
Why the hell do you niggers always take photos at the worst angles and lighting.
Just fucking place the goddamn ruler flat on top of your erect penis with one hand and take a picture.
>tfw 5'10''
>tfw 4.5'' flaccid 6.5'' erect
>tfw completely average and unremarkable in every single way
>>27704510
Why does it matter what's the average?
If it's small, it's small. You have to deal with it, it's something you can't change
>>27706542
That's what I've been trying to tell dicklets all along. They just don't listen. They're worse than fucking manlets.
>>27706687
>dat forced perspective
wew lad.
>6'3" with 6.2" dick
granted I don't e-stat as opposed to most men reporting their dick size, feels pretty okay man. Can wrap both hands around with tip showing
>>27706426
my dick isnt erect and im not exactly interested in framing my dick super carefully for a shitpost
It's just luck i even had a mini ruler in my bag
>>27707247
If you're not going to put in some effort don't bother.
>>27707282
Anon asked for proof not an artistic photo of my cock
