Anyone else /omegle/ in here? Looking for that classic "Stranger has disconnected" feel
currently on omegle
people don't like me tho
>>27704128
>tfw everyone disconnects immediately
Orangutan commander
i'm on omegle. do you care?
>>27704588
People will only care if you have a vagina and even then they'll only care until they see you.
too many normies on rn
Not enough fagarinos on tonight. Get in here sadboys.
it's a sausage fest tonight.
just the way i like it.
Any1 know how I can get in contact with basil?
>>27705977
check your cupboard
>>27706573
tfw pic related is probably fucking erica and eliza right now simultaneously and cucking all of /r9k/
I think I just met moot and I didn't recognize him so I didn't take a screen shot.
fuck
have hundreds
>>27706835
>that fucking teeny weeny
Bruh you've got some big balls to show off that little pecker.
>>27706879
fucking love humiliation. ty
>>27706879
>teeny
maybe in girth but not length.
>>27707012
It looks sub 5" girth.
So yes its teeny.
Why the fuck is there a 13 year old on here?
>>27707259
met her as well, funny makeup and dating a 27yo?
>>27707466
>dating a 27yo
What?
Is turkanon here?
we need more people. get in here you smelly virgos.
>>27708061
Anyone in textchat aside from that faggot going on about some slut?
>>27708061
get out you disgusting roastie
>>27704078
its ok elizabeth i still think you are pretty
>>27709093
that's erica
oc
>>27709093
nah thats crackhead jennette mccurdy
>>27706835
Who is that gril?
>>27709093
kekkity kek m8
>>27709268
>>27706835
ITT: betas obtain nudes from thots on omegle and feel proud about it but can't get the real thing irl or even get nudes from actual stacies.
God, what is wrong with you retards? I get 1-2 nudes A HOUR OR 30 MINUTES just from showing my 8-9 inch dick to girls. You faggots literally takes you centuries to get nudes. Just stop. Bitches out here asking to get some of this dick and to fuck while you retards are sitting here getting your small penis's hard over some tits.
Smh just baka :( the cringe is real
>>27706726
This guy chimps out everytime
>>27709367
wow calm the fuck down, why are you so mad
>>27709576
>projecting this hard because I roasted the fuck out of him and the white race in a single paragraph. :(
>>27709367
>being this upset about omegle
Sometimes go full sleaze and get fembots to show tits or whatever on here. Some do it.
Other times, just go supreme gentleman and talk to them only. After a while, over a period of weeks or months, some of the fembots no longer talk to me. Now realizie it's largely because I wasn't treating them like dirt and asking them for nudes or whatever like I did with some of the others.
>>27709609
Dude Im not even following this thread. I just saw your post and said "wow some one needs to tell that dude that hes fucking crazy"
>>27709657
>being this upset over me roasting white people
>>27709701
Yeah I'm crazy for obtaining more girls than you >delusions
topkek
>>27709657
>>27709576
>responding to the one guy who single handedly ruined omegle threads
>>27709685
Have you ever considered that maybe you are physically attractive/have a nice cock but lack personality?
Usually I go on there looking for sex but when someone finally agrees I feel disgusted and disconnect.
>>27709736
>being this assmad over a thread
wew this is coming from a /b/tard since 2007 but you're literal cancer man :(
>try to talk to robots on omegle
>they respond to all questions in the shortest way possible
>never seen to be engaged
>never ask you anything
>never bother to seem likeable
No wonder you guys are fucking miserable
>>27704078
we doing vid or text? whats the tag?
>>27709367
you're the most deluded person here and it's pathetic. you act like you're so much better hten anyone here but you're really just a fat neckbeard nothing more nothing less. until you show proof of 'getting' girls or your 8-9 inch dick i dont' believe any of it.
>>27709774
What did you expect?
>fucking robot
>>27709813
hes baiting responses.
If he actually got as many nudes from girls on r9k as he claims, his nudes would be floating around as well. I know mine are because I've leaked tons of r9k nudes, and they just leak my nudes. That that it matters because no one knows who i am anyways.
>>27709813
I've already shown proof of both of these things though. Doing the same thing aka showing proof over and over thinking you're gonna receive different outcomes aka convincing neckbeards is called insanity anon. I know you're insane but I'm a normie tyrone so y'know.
>>27709864
My nudes ARE floating around though and have been leaked several times. I do have a 8-9 inch dick and I've shown several r9kers. One time I showed it in a r9k skype group and they literally photoshopped it to 2 inches because they were so infuriated on how a fat black dude had a bigger dick than them. : ^ )
>>27709868
ive never seen proof and ive been here much longer than this fat delusional gap snaggletoothed ugly nigger
>>27709868
now i know you're baiting responses. you act like we don't know what you look like but we've seen pictures of you i've personally seen you on omegle and you're not attractive at all. most robots aren't and tehy understand that which is better because they are themselves and dont' try to delude themselves into something they aren't - like your name 'kingblackchad' and all this shit it's bullshit man.
i'm not trying to break you down i'm just saying you come in here always aggressing with your posts to the point i have to call you out and say 'hey guy you aren't attractive, you aren't a chad, girls don't like you, you're a fat black neckbeard' and your personality amkes it worse.
>>27709396
he kills people.
>>27709895
>>27709938
Also, females find me very attractive, they see I'm overweight sure, but I have a very handsome face a symmetrical face and a great personality and a 8-9 inch dick. Some qualities you can't obtain so you cry like a little bitch on here as I kek about it.
I've shown various nudes of my ex girlfriends even one time my ex girlfriend shitposted on this website. I've shown various nudes of "bitches' and screencaps of girls offering to have sex with me.
The fact that you keep saying I haven't is hilarious cause there is various archives and threads I intentionally posted on here that proved it. Delusions delusions delusions
>>27710032
okay then post them post all these proofs that you always say you have but i've yet to see. if you post pictures of females ogling you then i'll redact a lot of what i said but so far it seems you're just deluding yourself iwht this stuff.
>>27710069
Stop replying to it you idiot. He knows he's a butt ugly troll.
does this Pedro-looking anonfag next everyone
>>27710118
if this is teh case i'll be his friend i feel bad about calling him because i'm just as ugly if not ulgier but i don't call delude myself. i actually have accepted that i'm not blessed aesthetically but i have a lot of other redeemable traits taht females would find attractive plus just me trying is endearing!
i mean i'm cool with blackchad but when comes in here saying 'oh i'm so much better then all you ugly losers get on my level' is when i decide to call him out becasue that's just the pot calling teh kettle black and i hate that.
Is omegle a good way of practicing conversation?
>>27710193
yes,I sucked at public speech but after using omegle, I have gotten much better
>>27710069
>>27710178
Okay let's start off with a small proof. Is this enough proof for you? Cause I have hundreds more similar to this for you faggot. I can dig up my ex's nudes and me and hers conversations too if you want.
Pic related some white thot l0l
So yes I am better than you and I will continue to show my superiority : ^ )
>>27710264
>Is this enough proof for you?
9 out of every 10 women would find you ugly as hell. There is no proof she is talking to you, and even if that is yours, this landwhale clearly gets off from degradation, and there is nothing more degrading than having an obese, ugly black dude debase you. A 2/10 ex gf doesn't make you attractive either.
>>27710374
Okay so is this girl a landwhale too? I said that girl was a dumb thot now are you ready for an actual attractive girl? Well she's basic to me she'll be hot to you : ^ )
The fact that this proves she is talking to me is hilarious and now you'll make some excuse and be like b-but i-it's fake.
Just face it I'm superior and get way more girls than you and am more attractive than you and that's what girls obviously think. Fat, but handsome and have a 8-9 inch dick
Checkmate i win : ^ )
If you don't find this chick attractive you're deluded because I showed various guys on omegle and they said 6-8/10. And these were normies and "chads' who got girls on a daily basis. l0l I win once again
I'm laughing hard asf at how he thought that was all the proof I had tho. And I'm laughing even harder on how he thought that was the hottest girl I've ever gotten.
Even pic related isn't the hottest LMAO
>>27710515
dope.
orginalocommentatto
>>27710515
>Okay so is this girl a landwhale too?
>>27710515
>>27710374
>>27710264
>>27710032
>>27709732
>>27709657
You faggots are pathetic, quit bickering over your beta Skype endeavors. Everyone has these nudes, most girls will send them to any dick or harry
>>27710515
>Okay so is this girl a landwhale too
Obviously. That's why most of her body i s conveniently out of frame
Didn't read the rest
>>27709367
>>27709609
I love you bro. Don't LET ANYONE tell you otherwise.
I only use this site for you.
>>27710515
>I showed various guys on omegle and they said 6-8/10. And these were normies and "chads' who got girls on a daily basis
Eva you keep leaving wtf
>>27710635
I tried, but it's harder than it looks
>>27710723
Plz come back fembot
>>27710723
>>27710748
lmao newfag
originalocommenpotato
>>27710723
you just have to be Chad and she lifts her shirt, she's got BPD so she'll do anything for attention
someone posted her nudes in the archive but they've been deleted
>>27710571
>>27710611
thx senpai
>>27710596
>>27710589
Knew her irl tho so....
She's not a landwhale and isn't fat whatsoever. Every girl I've ever dated has played sports and is physically in shape nice try tho
>>27710635
>being this assmad cause I finally proved that I get more bitches than him l0l '
>>27710723
>>27710748
Oh that's the girl I got her phone number made her change her phone number literally booted her offline for lulz sakes and various other fucked up shit for the lulz.
>>27710809
She lifts her shirt for anyone I can confirm this because I know several r9kers who are def not chad and still got the same outcome l0l.
>>27710755
>>27710748
>he doesn't know kiki.
what are you? some kind of non-virgo?
>>27710830
are you able to boot her offline blackchad?
>>27710830
>implying you didnt orbit kiki hard
The normies really took over, fuck it guys its time we migrate to 8 c h a n who's with me.
>>27710942
was that this girl >>27710748 ?
>>27710978
>girl
TOP FUCKING KEK ANON
GET OUT NEWFAGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27710942
> tfw I open up 2 omegle tabs and try to connect to myself so I can talk to myself
>>27710978
Yes it was also
>not calling her fembot or femanon
>>27711002
she's a crazy tumblr bitch silly anon. she's a bio girl and half of r9k knows it because she will send nudes for an ounce of validation. claims to be a boy for tumblr oppression points
>>27711039
what a surprise. blackchad please boot
oh nice, I get this shit after every single d/c now
>>27710907
>only orbited her to literally gain fame cause she was the only relevant popular thing back then
>>27710942
I'm already on 8 c h a n
>>27710870
>>27711069
Yeah if I connect with her of course.
>>27711163
>fame
The onlyone talking about you is yourself
>>27711123
Get a proxy that doesnt get catchas every skip
>>27711163
GOT KIKIS EYEPEE SHE IS GONE BOYS PIC REALLY RELATED
I'm serving justice son
>>27711496
god bless you king-chan
>>27711496
stop riding on the coattails on my infamy you fat ugly fuck lmao
>>27711602
she changed her IP and is back on I gotta find her and get it again.
>>27711636
That moment when kiki is so butthurt because her internet's offline even though she claimed she didn't need it. You literally let a neckbeard twice your age take your virginity just stop. : ^ )
>>27711661
keep reaching ugly haux!
>>27711683
I bet you still dream about Zellers calling you his good little daddy's girl :3
>posts all day about the evil white man fetishizing poc
>begs one to take her virginity, and when he's done with her he moves on to a hotter older version of her
>>27711683
>reaching
The delusions are real man so fucking real kek
>>27711742
good one except not rlly anyways stay mad permavirgin
Kieran fuck off you ultimate kike.
>>27711854
carve his name into your forearms, little girl
>>27711661
A little rotted avocado as black on the inside as he is on the out.
>>27711854
>implying that was me
>implying I'm a virgin
ultimate gigakek
>>27711934
>whiteknighting over a female who's ugly asf
topkek again
Anyways I won't be able to post after this until I'm unbanned on my home connection these speeds are gay asf so resort your hate comments to omegle itself thx also kiki im cumming for that eyepee and then ima cum to new york 3-4 hours away <3
>>27712003
I'm asexual, not white knighting just think you're a filthy little goblin. You've been shitting up this entire thread and need to be flushed like the little black turd you are.
>>27712099
You can try it but considering every r9ker has failed for months now (almost a year.) Nothing will stop me until I say stop. I literally control you retard.
>>27712099
>im asexual
Every snowflake is unique :)
>i found the /pol/ack
>>27712505something something something fuck this robot thing my comment is original
blackbox fuk off and stay fuk off
>>27712577
no fuk u i own omeegle
>>27712677
this is gucci gucci fire swag
trkgnruipfhuigh;kw
>>27706726
samefag chimp
is nigger still on?
>>27711496
lmao well done dude
>>27712003
yo wtf, your a virgin some days and not a virgin other days, let your a fat ass doing this everyday, I dunno man but I think when you say your a virgin your telling the truth, you literally are in every omegle thread from dusk till dawn. every fucking daay.
For future shilling and kebab removing discussions
http://pastebin.com/5L77et9E
weapon construction archive
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtry60oPw4YUYNSvVkBgJrA
designated shitposting channel
>>27715074
don't exist no more, brah
i was looking forward to building some homemade weapons
>>27715935
some of the links have expired, but most of them are still functional. If you have any questions about gun building then the resources which haven't expired are still very informative.
I'll update it tonight.
what tags do we use for omegle again
>>27715935
i just rechecked the links, i think they're working. Is the pastebin blocked in your country or something?
http://thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/Expedient-Homemade-Firearms-Vol-II-PA-Luty.pdf
http://www.scribd.com/doc/111341752/Automatic-and-Concealable-Firearms-Design-Book-Vol-III
http://www.survivetyranny.com/pdfs/automatic-and-concealable-firearms-design-book-vol-2.pdf
http://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/wars_and_weapons/guns/Automatic%20and%20Concealable%20Firearms%20Design%20Book%20vol%201.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/view/aogk79jc4ejkadh/Practical_Scrap_Metal_Small_Arms_Vol.2_-_The_Box_Tube_MAC-11.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/view/6ccfclc700ccptl/Practical_Scrap_Metal_Small_Arms_Vol.3_-_The_DIY_STEN_Gun_.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/view/naovox3rvsh3cgy/Practical_Scrap_Metal_Small_Arms_Vol.4_-_The_Khyber_Pass_Pistol_.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/view/0q4d42uf3qahq20/Practical_Scrap_Metal_Small_Arms_Vol.5_-_The_Box_Tube_MAC-11_Part_2_.pdf
>>27716240
i'll take the b8 anon, because I'm a good human being
4chan, r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001
>>27716271
not bait, i just don't come here often enough
thx
>>27716271
kek i think you took the bait
>not just searching r9k
>>27716333
> trips don't lie
oh fuck I did take the bait.... sigh...
get in here im drunk and so alone
>You both like R9K.
>Stranger has disconnected.
>>27716855
its another guy lookin for tits.
>>27716855
screencap him next time so I can call him a faggot
i've only met like 3 people
>>27717353
Didn't even stick around long enough for me to pretend I had a pair.
I use omegle to do ERPs. I've found some good long-term ERP partners on there and some decent short term ones.
I had one recently that lasted like six hours. I was playing a homeless girl in her early teens and my partner was playing a guy who picked her up and was letting her stay with him so long as she did what he said. Originally the guy implied he wanted to play a more sadistic character but I think I played too pitiable a girl because the story ended up being more stockholm and lima syndrome than violent.
i've been talking to this normie girl for like 10min wish me luck bros
