>you will never live in some village where everyone knows each other
>you will never marry your childhood sweetheart
>you will never have your first kiss under the tree that overlooks the countryside
>she will never cook you healthy meals made from freshly farmed produce
>>27703711
>you will never ravage her in the fields
>>27703763
>you will never come home to this
>>27703776
>>27703763
>>27703711
Why are you romanticizing this lifestyle?
>>27703711
>>>/pol/ is that way you fucking cuck
>>27704244
>/pol/
>eastern Europeans
nah
>>27704047
Cause it's better than ours
>>27703763
This has to be the most fertile female I ever witnessed.
i spent some time in a mountain village in italy, my grandmothers home village. it was comfy as fuck but i didn't really fit in because i didn't grow up there. i can see how it would be nice to grow up there though, but i would never just up and move there.
the bigger sized types with a couple thousand people are good though, i enjoyed spending times in those much more. just enough people where everyone doesn't know exactly who everyone is, so you can kind of blend in the background if you want.
>>27703711
>>you will never live in some village where everyone knows each other
That's not a good thing if you fuck up.
>do something to make everyone hate you
>EVERYONE hates you
>>27703763
>>27703776
Fuck, those are a great pair of nice, suckable tits. Great nipples.
>>27703711
Play stardew valley OP, it's pretty comfy and has the lifestyle you dream of
>actually live in the idyllic setting you described
>all the girls remotely worthwhile are immediately taken
>the few remaining ones are usually fucked in the head in some way
It's not worth it unless you're farmer chad with money to do cool shit in a rural setting, otherwise poor people just get drunk and do drugs.
Looks pretty though.
>>27705735
>tfw you can actually go on honest to god adventures in a first world country in current year
>>27704593
Came here to post about Stardew
>Tfw no Leah gf
>>27703763
Europians always were clothed because otherwise you'd freeze to death
>>27704341
Yeah, no. Country life is fucking terrible in just about every regard.
>>27703711
Actually, in Amish country you can find rural farms where everyone knows one another
>>27703711
>its a neckbeard romanticism thread
>>27704047
>>27704244
>>27706104
man this post sure triggered a lot of feminists
>>27705911
I've lived both and it really is better in some aspects.
>>27705911
>country life
>fucking terrible
i bet you've never even left your suburb
>>27703711
You don't know the reality of rural lifestyle OP
I live in Eastern Europe where there's a lot of this , I myself live in the city but my grandparents live in a village i' be been there a lot to know the reality
First of all women don't take care of themselves there and those who do migrate to the cities
Second you will have to compete with redneck Chad who fucked the entire village though there are some virgins who would resist him cause of religion but those would end up marrying a Chad
Third rural villages are an extrovert's paradise and since u are on this board I don't think u are good with people
And fourth if you thought that you had it bad till know you will have it worse there since in a village you could insulted for even looking like a creep, alot of prejudice there
>>27703711
>you will never live in some village where everyone knows each other
This is the worst feel anon everyone knows your a robot and talks about you behind your back
Treasure your anomynity senpai
>>27703763
>>27703776
This sounds like a dream for lots of robots but it doesn't take dozens of visits to rural regions to figure out that most people there tend to look like pic related.
>>27707580
>pic related
That's really hot actually
>>27703711
>>you will never live in some village where everyone knows each other
I prefer having a actual private life and being able to go around without people knowing me or being all up in my business.
>you will never marry your childhood sweetheart
>you will never have your first kiss under the tree that overlooks the countryside
>she will never cook you healthy meals made from freshly farmed produce
The rest sound nice though.
>you will never live in some village where everyone knows each other
Imagine getting cucked by the village Chad, and then having to live out the rest of your life with your family, friends, and literally everyone you meet knowing. Possibly knowing BEFORE you know.
>>27703711
>you will never marry your childhood sweetheart
I am going to do that, had our first kiss at 13 and 12.
It's surprisingly underwhelming and a little suffocating.
>>27703763
>tfw you'll never suck on those ripe delicious nipples
Why live?
>>27705911
>small, tightly knit community where everyone helps everyone and you are accepted as a valueable member of the community
>city life where you are literally an insignificant 1 out of millions, you will never be important and are easily replaceable (that's assuming you had any worth to begin with)
>>27703711
>you will never even work up the courage to talk to a girl
>even if you somehow do, you will never get rid of your OCD, so you will constantly irrationally fear that she is cheating on you, that your children aren't your own, or that you might molest your children
>>27703776
thought she was wearing Mickey Mouse ears in the thumbnail
>you will never come to /r9k/ without having to see one of these gay fantasy threads
>>27705911
robots seems better suited for life in the country. The glorious age for robots was pre industrial age.
>>27703711
>you will never live in some village where everyone knows you as that guy that uses all of the village's shitty internet bandwidth posting on r9k about tfw live in idyllic village but no village gf
>>27703776
Ywn come home to a shaved ape that sits around while you kys working the fields? Ywn have your sole source of meaning in life be a shitty person who happens to have a warm hole? Sounds pretty good to me.
>implying you wouldn't be some variation of Jack the Ripper
>>27703711
>you will never marry your childhood sweetheart
Someone post that story from plebbit.
>>27703711
>Implying you all wouldn't be the village idiot everyone despises and shits on.
And you do not even have the internet to flee to ...
