Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life
or your future
or the next lotto numbers lmao
thats a joke tho
>>27703287
Tell me if I'll ever find someone worth it.
>>27703287
7/10 nice blonde girl
that's all I want
tell me about my future
>>27703287
tell me my next 10 years pl0x
>>27703287
Just tell me your hope.
>>27703287
I'd like to know about the love of my life, or my future. Whichever is clearer, if that's okay
>>27703287
Where the fuck is she and why haven't I found her yet
>>27703301
You will find an eclesiastic elemental elelelele girl who does ecstatic stuff on empirical sites like ebay or tumblr.
Her name starts with E
Her artistic name.
To meet her, read good manga.
>>27703338
YOU DESIRE TOO MUCH
Ill give you a 6/10 wavy hair girl with voluble self steem, take it or leave it
>>27703342
I see a 8/10 chance of you getting murdered in some way or another
if you manage to pass your 60 th birthday, the rest of your life will be very happy
>>27703350
DO I LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER
AM I A COMPUTER?
A COMPUTERY GAL?
EVERYTHING MADE UP OF BUTTONS AND WIRES
ID LIKE TO TELL YOU
INSIDE MY DIGITAL MIND
INSIDE MY MIND THERE IS A DIGITAL BRAIN
You might get a boring but well paid job, and marry a younger girl. Maybe your family will distance you. Enjoyoyoyoyoy.
>>27703595
Well i hope today i dont get bored to death in college.
>>27703287
Hit me senpainot for real tho
>>27703707
give me my future + love life thankyouverymuch
>>27703287
What does she look like, senpai?
>>27703287
Wil i ever find love senpai?
Okay I'll bait. Tell me
>>27703287
Tell me if the my crush will accept me as BF.
>>27703287
What's my future, fateanon?
I must know. Freshman at Uni, prospects look pretty dim as I'm a 5' 6" manlet, but on the bright side I'm very rich (but I keep it a secret)
>>27703796
*bite
sdfsdf sddf hjgjkh
>>27703287
Dont fuck me like you do every thread. Do i find love or not?
>>27703287
Sure. Will I ever find a girl who hasn't ridden the cock carousel? One that wants to be in a relationship and settle down at some point?
>>27703618
Well the love of your life is white
and your future is bright
but which one is clearer?
i think the love is clealer
she might be called Claire
lmao no
anyways, she is on a plane or a boat now
she is blonde
to meet her
...
get lost
>>27703633
1. SHE IS WHERE VAMPIRES LIVE
2. BECAUSE YOU SUCK LMAO
>>27703719
H-hi do you wanna pay me EVERYTHING
The love of your life has cro
coork
crooked?
crookd
well her teeth are shit so she is wearing braces now
>>27703764
YOU WILL MARRY AN ELEGANT, COLD PERSON
IT WILL FAIL
I SEE FINANTIAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU WILL OVERCOME
AND A PET
DO YOU LIKE DOGS?
YOU WILL
>>27703782
like
she looks totally radical like
oh my god super nice
and
like
i dont see shit sorry
>>27703889
>>27703791
yo senpai you missed me bro?!?!
last time you told me what she looked like so gimme the deats on how we meet
>>27703287
Tell me how this fateful encounter will happen.
>>27703889
how fucking high are you when you write this shit
>>27703287
Ok then please do tell
>>27703287
heyyyyyyy
future me up, buddy, you remember me the coat guy niggacoat doesn't exist anymore
>>27703791
CALM DOWN
WHY DO YOU THINK I MISSED YOU
I DONT
or do i?
NO I DONT
YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE FURY OF DESTINY
NOW I SEE A GOOD CHANCE OF YOUR QT HITTING HER HEAD AND BEING RETARDED
STILL A QT THO
SHE LIKES CHOCOLATE
TO MEET HER, GO TO A TRAIN STATION OR A STATION OF SORTS
LOOKS COMFY
>>27703796
well she doesnt like fishing like at all because of an accident
i think she is more of a stay at home kind of girl
to meet her, do the same, but on the other road
>>27703804
only if you accept yourself
lmao
that did not make sense
>>27703809
THERE IS A GATHERING
OF SOME SORTS
MAYBE NEXT YEAR THO
AND YOU MUST GO
EVEN IF ITS SHIT
also, do a proyect
do the evolution babyyyy
love ya
>>27703824
i see you meeting a girl with problems but then she will dump you
she was raped
very sorry
that sucks
beware of people with lazy legs
>>27703287
Okay fampai, please allow me to sip from the fountain of enlightenment, if you would be so kind.
>>27703287
Tell me please oh wise one.
Tell me pls.
Origano Comentato
>>27703848
ok now ill fuck you with love and stuff
oh dear
handsome
embrace me
i see a chance of you meeting a grumpy girl but things might not work
>>27703885
she will say she is a virgin BUT THATS A LIE
and deep down you wont care cause you will be in love
she will not trust you
because she is hurt
to gain her heart
idk
dont hurt her
>>27703911
in the afterlife after you both die
pd: afterlife is not real
>>27703917
YOU WILL BE WALKING LIKE
SUP DOG
AND SHE WILL BE WALKING
AND YOUR EYES WILL MEET
AND YOU WILL IMAGINE ALL YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER
THE KIDS
THE JOY
THE HAPPINESS
AND THINK "OH, I SHOULD TALK TO HER"
ALAS, YOU WONT
>>27703937
im not high i dont like drugs
im drunk on FATE
>>27703287
Tell me if I'll stop being a furry.
Hit me
sdqfjhkihixhc
Ready when you are!
>>27704092
I am a Stoic who won't tolerate drama and emotional/power games. Is there hope ?
>>27703962
jingle jingle bell
on saturday might tell
near the tall clean tree
you will meet a cute
she is not what it seems
dat forehead tho
>>27703980
HAHA LIKE YEAH I TOTALLY REMEMBER YOU LMAO
in any case, getting rid of your coat is a great decision to improve your love life
i see you traveling
and i see a friend
old friend?
idk but someone is thinking about you
>>27704016
ok but only a sip
why do humans try to bring down god to their level?
do they see me trying to act like an ant?
fate is above everything
you have been enlightened
ok yeah i sometimes act like an ant but thats because im joking
>>27704041
LONG AGO
ON A DISTANT LAND
THERE LIVED
A FATE TELLER
(not me)
AND SHE WAS LIKE SO LONELY
SO SHE KIDNAPPED A PRINCE
BECAUSE THE PRINCE HAD A HORRIBLE FUTURE IN STORE
AND WITH THAT WARNING, HE ACCEPTED TO BE WITH HER
BUT THAT WAS THE HORRIBLE FATE
THIS MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU
>>27704085
your girl likes butter
wait
i think i already saw this one
maybe the fate waves are messing my fate processer right the fate up
What's the point in seeing the future if you can't see lotto numbers
>>27704092
How do i meet said grumpy girl? Also what is my future like?
>>27703287
How do I acquire a cute bf who will love me
>>27704741
are you grumpy?
I already met her, she's with another men and didn't talked to me in a week. Just fucking kill me.
>>27704810
No I'm just very angry at a lot of things
Also I'm a boy
Please tell me about the love of my life, diviner.
>>27703287
>i
I am convinced because you are approchable and relatable
I hope it's a gf that is dominant and loving and appreciates me and cuddles alot
>>27704130
yes, sooner than you expect
>>27704140
*i punch you in the nose*
your girl is fit af
abs
very toned
very nice
might not like you at all
>>27704202
IM ALWAYS READYYY
to meet the love of your life
wake up at 9.34 am
and eat a complete breakfast
must include coffee, cereals, and bread
then
shower and shave
then
go outside and live
oh, another one bites the dust
>>27704233
no, stoics almost never get laid lmao
jk yes there is
but it has drama so you wont dig it
stoic girls are difficult to approach i think
>>27704443
whats tthe point of seeing lotto numbers if you cant see the future lmao
>>27704741
BY GOING NEAR TO A PLACE WITH LOGS
DO I MEAN LOGS AS IN WOOD
OR LOGS AS IN WRITTING
WELL, I DONT KNOW
I DONT KNOW
OH, I DONT KNOW
>>27704890
anon, relax
i see someone even better
for you
and she has long hair and nice hips
in the future
she is a goodie two shoes
So, you can tell the future. Does my life stay as shitty as it is now? Or does it get even worse
>>27703287
Is there love for one such as me?
>>27704969
I want mine to be a mojo robot grill
OP HERE I TRY TO ANSWER AND IT SAYS MY POST IS SPAM LIKE WHY
why
>>27703287
Sure hope she likes anime and guys with zero motivation.
>>27705376
that usually means you have a banned word (like [8]chan) or link
How do I meet a delicious boy to kiss? and how will the move to Texas work out, if at all
Tell me about her
Definitely never posted before and not testing you
OP Again, im heading for college
Soooorrryyyy
Ill try to answer one by one from my phone?
Doble sorry
>>27703287
Ive never had a gf,A girl told me she loved me than told people I raped her.
I dont think love is for me but humor me.
>>27706044
It's ok, don't worry about it
>>27703287
>meeting the love of your life
>>27706551
You will but she has tattoos and a horrible family
Let's do this. How will I meet the love of my life and what will she look like? (Pls no forever alone)
I'm interested will you tell me? I can dare to dream of a clever girl, right?
Please, o Oracle, speak to me of my gfless future!
>>27708166
Well she is not a velociraptor i can tell you that
>>27706044
Have a good day m8
Original greetings
>>27703287
Guide me wise robot of cupid
I need to know, will I ever find someone that I truly care about?
Hi! How will I meet my bf?
>>27703287
Who's the love of my life?
Oregano comment
there couldn't possibly be any hope, mi familia
Where's it going to be OP?
>>27703707
>I see a 8/10 chance of you getting murdered in some way or another; if you manage to pass your 60 th birthday, the rest of your life will be very happy
>The love of your life has cro; coor;kcrooked?; crookd; well her teeth are shit so she is wearing braces now
>well she doesnt like fishing like at all because of an accident; i think she is more of a stay at home kind of girl; to meet her, do the same, but on the other road
>whats tthe point of seeing lotto numbers if you cant see the future lmao
>>27704969
Read them all again, fateanon. I only enjoyed these
whaddaya got for me, OP?
I like these threads btw
I'll bite.
.blox.
>>27703287
Alright I'll bite. Tell me what becomes of this sorry excuse for a 24 year old.
>>27703287
The premise of this thread is a massive joke.
Hit me up OP.
>>27703287
please
>tfw robot
>>27703287
hey, give it a shot
I'll give it a shot, i want a job that can support me and my addictions.
Oooop here, i just got home. Im surprised the thread is still here! Ill start in some minutes.
Also, i think im having a cold now so prepare for achoo choo choo
Suck TITS
Tell me if I will ever find someone that stays with me and doesn't abandon me like they always do fampai
I posted in your last 2 threads OP. How do I met her?
Alright, please tell me OP.
I'm 18 years old, about to graduate High school with a 4.0.
Whenever I'd like a girl, I wouldn't make a move because I felt as though I had to focus on more important things like grades and lifting.
I've been lifting since I was 16, so I'm not in bad shape.
I haven't ever kissed a girl, had sex, been to parties, done drugs, etc.
I think I've had girls like me but it could have just been my imagination...
I like watching anime so it'd be awesome if I met a qt3.14 weeb gf.
How will I meet her or have I already met her? If I have Is she someone I know IRL or just online?
>>27703287
Lay it on me, doc. Am I gonna bang my best friend's sister or not?
>>27710620
*meet
(not original)
Hey OP I know you're tired of seeing this pic
But
I dunno man. I'm just here to pass the time and shitpost, I have no idea where my life is headed atm or if I'll be able to go back to Uni this fall, I'm trying though. Not sure if I can get housing, not even sure what I'm passionate about or what I should study. Currently losing weight and focusing on mental health because I have a few more months off to do so.
;_;
>>27710641
YES BUT ONLY IF YOU USE GLOVES
>>27710625
You know her online
be hasty or she will get a lanky bf
>>27710624
thanks for sharing your story anon
i really appreciate it
weebs are a best
you will meet someone but only if you start going out and making friends
how to do that?
well thats long to explain lmao
>>27710620
I DONT KNOW OK
I DON KNOW
I DONT HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
FOR FUCKS SAKE
jk, meet her on a social gathering
or on a street
>>27710607
whoa like how moody
to attain such a person
it must be someone insane
not like "oooh must be crazy to like me"
no
insane
...
ACHOOOO
>>27710438
i see difficulties on that part
your job might stress you a lot in the future
to avoid this, become completely obsessed with your hobbies or understand the iunavoidableness of fate
>>27710411
yo nigga dawg
imma bust you up
and tell you up
that your girl is up
there
but not because she dead af
but because she lives high af
but not drugged
>>27709820
>tfw robot
>tfw meeting a girl that doesnt like you
>tfw having a side girl you talk to from time to time
>tfw you eventually realize she likes you
>tfw going out
>tfw LOVE
>>27709779
WELL I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU
Whats worse than finding a worm inside an apple?
...
Th
wait the pasta is burning
done
where was i?
i forgot
>>27709772
IF YOU LIVE IN CANADA, I SEE A SLIGHT CHANCE OF MEETING A GIRL WHO LIKES NEWSPAPERS
AND CUDDLING
BUT IF YOU DONT LIVE IN CANADA, I SEE A GIRL WHO WEARS GLASSES
MAYBE LIKES BALLET
Opeee me too ~
>>27709764
i like that pic
when i was 12 i used to dream that everything got flooded
and there was no more school and people just floated
it was very relaxing
your girl is sleeping now
shhhh
do not disturb her
DO NOT WAKE HER UP
>>27709713
i got a valentine chocolate
that you will receive
one day
maybe in years
from a shortie younger girl
with long hair
wears long sleeves
>>27709670
do you prefer pasta with sauce or with cheese, o both?
>>27709136
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS NOW BECOME ONE
THE PAST WAS OK BUT THE END IS MORE FUN
that might not be yours tho
in a fountain
on a non cultural place
>>27709118
well but it could be not that the be hoping of having hope might not would should be in hopes of hoping such a hope lmao yes there is NO hope and thats where you shine
>>27709036
he is called Martin
yep
a dude
he is skinny and works in a delivery site
all barriers and morals would collide if you two met
the perfect bromance
no girl in sight tho
>>27708964
BY STAYING HOME
AND AVOIDING PEOPLE
DONT GET A JOB
DONT SHOWER
DONT IMPROVE
BE A SHIT PERSON
trust me 666
>>27708893
you will find someone that you care about enough, and it will give you warmth
>>27708507
ok like
first go to the right
then on like a diagonal?
the sun must be on your right
until you hit the sea
its there
>>27708426
thaaaaaaaaaaanks
>>27708276
s-h-e s-s-s-sttutt-terrs
very funny
she never got bullied t-t-tho
f-f-ffunny
to meet her, live an average life
i see a chance of you being part of a big project
tell me about my future, senpai
original
>>27703287
hey
the "your comment is not original" is actually starting to make me wanna die
Ok anon, I want to know how I will meet her.
Please tell me I'd like to know
Tell my my future and my love, either is fine if both are too much
>>27707895
Ill explain it to you with a nice ragecomic:
Cancer.
>>27706093
LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE
EVERYONE HAS A LOVED ONE
A PERSON WHO WOULD LOVE THEM
LOVE LOVE LOVE
STATISCALLY SPEAKING LMAO
BECAUSE YEAH YOU WONT MEET HER
NO ONE WILL
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVERachooooooo
>>27705995
i dont wanna
>>27705748
TEXAS: Yeeehaaaay, remember the alamo
BOY: Go for a drink to the local gay bar
no it doesnt matter if you are a girl
>>27705456
she likes guys who take the leading role so it might turn difficult
she probably will secretly like you a lot but end up dating someone else
to avoid this
you must
oh wait
fate paths are closed for you
maybe there is a second option
>>27703287
alright bloxybloxblox
>>27705376
nice tits lmao
>>27705118
no you cant bang a monkey
no it doesnt matter if its evil
stop anon
dont do it
>>27704990
i have a better question for you:
who is that tall girl that hugs you in ten years?
>>27704985
like
like
super worse
like it never stops getting worse
no dont kill yourself
you will gain something out of it
>>27704945
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I DONT UNDERSTAND
I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SORRY
>>27704922
she likes horses
she has a crazy uncle
she lives in a vast place
she wears the same underwear like for a week
who doesnt
OP reporting, its dinner time
its like the part of my day where i dinner
ill continue after i finish that part
may the light of destiny guide you all
>>27711730
i'll wait anon please tell me;-;
>>27703287
please
and will i have success with this person? that part is usually the part that gets left tf out.
>>27711839
that's up to you
original
>>27710625
>>27711023
But how will I know which online girl it is?
>>27703287
>Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life
yoyoyo gimme some of that Nostradamus shit nigga
>>27703287
how will i find my true personnel love of my life?
psssh...
>>27703287
This is now an original pepe thread
>>27703287
I seem too smart to settle down with someone, my brain is separated from my heart.
I hope I find someone at least intelligent that I can settle down with.
>>27703287
please op... tell me... will i ever find love in this life and how? im 19
>>27703287
Will I find love? This qt got my attention.
>>27712136
"If I claim to be a wise man, surely mean that I don't know"
-Kansas
>>27711867
what is the person like?if that's y'know, cool to ask and stuff
OP here, im so fuuuulll
mirror mirror on the wall, who makes the best pasta of them all?
lmao me
anyways, now i continue
No reason not too post. Gimme anything
>>27710951
Y-your pic got a new scar or am i mistaken?
Does it represent the scars in your life?
Im a gurl
Ok so
You clearly dont need visions, but will
most people need will
no not you william
WILL
My rec is
throw a rock at random
and if you dont enjoy it
do it again
and again
it doesnt matter how much it takes
or if everyone else is ahead
just continue, and find like that what do you appreciate and what not
something like that, idk
love ya!
>>27711198
OPEN SESAME
I SEE MONEY MADE NOT BY WORKING
IS IT STEALING?
no
its gambling
i also see a war mongering qt
>>27711430
Its 10 am
Anon is enjoying a tea or a coffee in a bar
the waitress is very cute
anon thinks to himself
"how this things become like this...?"
"how did everything went so...
happy?"
>>27711452
i know right
originality is so overrated
your girl best concesion ayy tijuana to originality are the ugly skirts she wears
>>27711462
TO MEET HER
GO TO THE HIDDEN ISLAND
PASS THE BROKEN GLASS FIELD
AND JUMP THE VERTICAL BRIDGE LIKE A SALMON
ASK FOR HER SPEAR
RAPE HER FRIEND
>>27711463
your girl is 30 yo now
a teacher of sorts
plays the violin
actually cute?
elegant
on a southern country
go for it
you will not
>>27711501
Are you a poet?
you should be
i see roads opening there
happy, colorful roads
>>27711570
BLOCK HER
FOR
20 YEARS
THEN ADD HER AGAIN LMAO
WAIT NO
10 YEARS
THERE LMAO
SHE WEARS TWINTAILS AND GETS PISSED OFF EASILY
>>27711839
thats a very good observation anon
i see a 40 percent chance of a divorce
and if not, a good chance of a kinda stale marriage with peaks of happiness
go to the atraction parks even if she says not to
>>27711907
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthe world is going down down down down
sorry i dont see anything sorry
>>27712068
yeah it will happen like this
>you go walking
>girl teleports behind back
>"psssh anon, are you afraid of darkness?"
>"i have anxiety can you not talk to me please"
>"i am Darkness GodKiller Chaos Annihilator QT"
>"stop"
>"i had to kill my parents"
>"pls go away"
>"and now i must marry you"
>"ok"
>>27712126
no is not
should i move on
what does my true love look like
>>27703287
How will I find my love op?
>>27712164
you will be loved three or four times
telling you would ruin the surprise and your entire life
i like that
but im feeling very achoooooo
>>27712188
GO FOR HER
BE BRAVE
ARE HER CHEEKS CUTE?
BE BOLD
GET HER
>>27712216
iiiiiii love that song
CARRY ON YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
CARRY ON NOTHING EQUALS THE SPLENDOR
NOW YOUR LIFE IS NO LONGER EEEEMPTY
SURELY HEAVEN WAITS FOR YOUU!!
castiel a qt
>>27712401
i see a job as a sort of manager in something
but it will make you a bitter man
only an honest wife might save you
>>27711881
>>27712695
Damn it OP tell me how I will know
Does he like me back or should i just move on? Where will i meet the love of my life?
I hate my life and I hate this song, tell me how I find my love now.
where do i meet my true love op
>>27711023
Thanks OP :^) you're so cool
>>27712631
wtf I blocked a girl for not exactly 10 years and recently added her back didn't talk to her though
are you jesus?
will I be happy OP
>>27712695
I...I dont know what to do with this information
>>27712695
can i date you instead anon
Oh you're back.
Zip pow abracadabra, lay it on me.
>>27703287
Will I find a girl who plays music? Or at least likes similar music to me?
If I get dubs will it affect my chances?
>>27712164 here
>>27712695
please give me some hints at least.. what will they be like? will any ever last? are they qts?
>>27712642
MOVE ON
SHOW HER WHAT YOU CAN DO
STEP OUT OF THE CIRCLE AND SHAKE
she has eyebags and dark hair
sneezes a lot
ACHOOOO
>>27712673
in a train
she will be reading dovtoieski
sit next to her and pick a book
BRING A BOOK
she will be super wet cause reading and stuff
>>27712725
move on, he is somewhat interested but not enough as you would want
you will meet the love of your life if you go to a concert of sorts
>>27712741
WHAT SONG
NOW YOU MUST PAY THE PRICE
>>27713008
riiiight there where the sun hits
on the top of the hill
riiiiight there
that spot
>>27713081
dont
>>27713120
im happy
hope you are happy too
i loved thats all i needed love
sordid details following
>>27713147
im sorry but im saving myself for DESTINY lmao
>>27713303
My dear I wrote this song for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HVbZEpBtlA
>>27703287
w-where
original comento
Already cheated on my wife with three different women, tell me what I should look for next time I do it.
>>27713303
I am your destiny
i will hunt you down everytime you post
until you become my waifu
>>27703287
Will I ever find love OP? Or will I just live a lonely life until I'm too old to function anymore? For that matter will I ever have sex without having to pay for it, i.e. with a prostitute?
>>27703287
ive got a few girls on my mind atm
>>27713205
your LOVE got tired of everything
and now she preachs on a mountain
she is a mess
and has followers
slowly
steady
becoming
crazy
>>27713247
no dubs affect your chances of leaving this place
anyways
yes, there is a chance, but such a girl requires an extra amount of sacrifice
and you might
oh wait
yeah you would be happy
>>27713361
kinda reminds me of an animu op i liked
but
those lyrics
anon stahp
>>27713365
OHOHO
IN THE CLOSET
LMAO NOT GAY
SHE IS 6 NOW AND IS SCARED OF MONSTERS
BTW THE MONSTER WAS REAL
BUT NEVER TELL HER THAT
THINGS WILL CHANGE
things will get bad
>>27713367
that is very evil
veeeeeeeeeeery evil
no dessert for you anon
nothing
>>27713409
wait are you the killer rape guy
>>27713455
yeah, but it will be really weird sex
the experience will haunt you your entire life
as for love
no one finds love, anon
sorry
but you can love life
and as such
love yourself
>>27713486
WELL GO FOR THE RICH ONE
ATM
SHE HAS A HUGE EXPOSITION FETISH
>>27713626
well fucking tell meim seeing a girl now though, is she my love?
>>27713626
im not a killer... rape guy..?? I just find your way of typing really cute
>>27713626
I'll go climb mountains. Thanks preacher.
>>27712480
w-what about me
originalle
Where can I meethim? I'm in a bit of a rut right now and I could really use some direction.
If this is the same person as last thread read mine again.
Do me, but don't make me get married or shit like that
How are you this evening, psychic OP?
>>27703287
I wish to know how i will meet heryes i truly am this pathetic
>>27703287
It's never going to happen, is it
>>27713749
oooh sorry my bad then
thanks
really
i just like
type
>>27713915
WELL TIMMY IF YOU DONT START LIFTING NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN lmao maybe not jk
>>27713929
on a jungle
he went to africa
to take pics
he is a cynic kind of guy
>>27714055
anon
your future changed
idk what you did but
you are in great danger
of dying
this year
>>27714190
yeah like why would anyone marry
thats so dumb
lmao
anyways you get mary
she wants to marry tho
>>27714269
i am alone and i should be doing stuff by im lazy
also its very cold so im using my whool socks
thats it
thats my life
thats what i ve become
>>27714289
there is nothing pathetic on wanting to know FATE anon
your girl is magical
literally
she is a fae
to meet her, become a little child
>>27714291
never say never
wait did i just quote bieber
anyways
yes it will
maybe
30 percent chances
give or take
she has ringlets
>>27714473
>your girl is magical
>literally
>she is a fae
>to meet her, become a little child
I wouldn't even know how to do that, i didn't really even have a childhood
>>27703889
Thank you oracle anon. Your thread made my day
>>27714473
so.... wanna b be my gf/bf
>>27714524
im very gladdddd anon
>>27714565
ok lmao
lets hold hands
jk i dont want a bf
>>27712725
>>27713303
IS THAT PERSON WAY OLDER THAN ME
>>27703287
Tell me bud
>>27703287
I flashed a girl on the bus my nipple today I think I'm on the road to poon tang as we speak by tomorrow I won't need to come on this board anymore
For fun's sake
Will it be a him or a her? I need to know this it's really important pls respond :c
>>27703287
Surprise me.
>>27715044
she is an autist
brown hair
petite body
sleeps a lot
might like fire?
idk
>>27715075
im happy for you anonnnn
wait
what
>>27715105
RIGHT NOW
your girl has her legs opened
and a
THICK
VEINY
LONG
COCK
is entering her
SLOWLY
LMAO
im dying here
sorry for your loss
>>27715117
it will be a him
>>27715137
BEHIND YOU
sorry no
UNDER YOUR BED
actually no
she might lose an eye
>>27703287
When will I die?
Tell me who she is
>>27714473
What do you mean dying...
>well but it could be not that the be hoping of having hope might not would should be in hopes of hoping such a hope lmao yes there is NO hope and thats where you shine
i have no idea what that means but at least i'm shining bright in the light of no hope
thank you o oracle
>>27703287
GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT WILL KEEP ME ALIVE PLEASE
Tell me o great anon
Who joins me in my story?
Need sum fuk help op
>>27715682
on a year that ends with 2
>>27715693
she is a qt uptown girl
funky
has a brother she loves
in a non incest way
he is cool
like
whoa
really whoa
>>27716426
SOON SHE SAID
I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU
WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS YOUR DADDY
WAS NOTHING BUT A
WHILE YOU WERE SITTING
HOME ALONE AT AGE 13
YOUR REAL DADDY WAS DYING
SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE
BUT IM GLAD WE TALKED
AND OH, AH, IM STILL ALIVE
OH, AH, IM STILL ALIVE
OH, AH, IM STILL ALIVE
>>27716462
her face is long
but she is nice
she feels tired of something
probably fake friends
lkes photography and books
weird music taste
lmao not
>>27716713
thats a nice way of saying it
many people will join on your journey
you got the
sado girl
the squinty eyes girl
the young girl who does science
the young girl who is bratty
the mute girl
and the two fairies lmao
Tell me who he or she is
>>27703287
I'll take anything as long as it isnt extra dark niggers. i can get that now they love me and i dont know why
>>27716915
>mfw my dad actually died when I was 13
>mfw I hate Pearl Jam
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27704270
What will her name be?
>>27716462
>>27716915
What is the first letter of her name o great seer
Give me a good one anon
what's it gonna be for me?
OP here im super sleepy sorry
like
sleep
i will sleep
maybe if the thread is up tomorrow ill answer
BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS LMAO
anyways, before i go
allow me to share this story:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
thats me sleeping tite
love you all
suck tits
or balls idk
maybe you want that
WHO AM I TO JUDGE
FATE
I like these threads even if the things you tell me scare the shit out of me
>>27714968
lets hold hands and traverse the world
let fate let us meet again oraclewaifu
>>27712631
divorce anon reportin
do i know this person already perhaps?
is it a gun, with a honeymoon getaway to my frontal lobe?
wouldn't that be great, huh
Eh, I'll post why not. I'm not terrible looking like 6/10 and baby faced why shouldn't I be happy? Give me what you got OP.
Okay then Mr Matchmaker, lay me my slag
I hope you're not trolling if so shame on you
do it faggotI'm never going to boxing so reroll me
Bumping in case op decides to show her face again
Tell me, do i end up living an interesting life? I'm getting pretty sick of this boring existance
whynotpostinthethread
BUMPING GODDAMIT. I WANT MY ANSWER
i want to know
bloxbloxblox
Alright, OP. How do I meet my love in the future?
protip : I wont
Ok Ill bite since i have nothing better to do. Have i or have i not met the lub ub my life already and\or where?
Pls no die thread
Damn, OP here
How the hell is this up?
Whoa
Im gla a a d
>>27722033
Anon, i do future stuff not past stuff
So, stuff
>>27720437
Yeah, somewhat. You slowly start appreciating some things and eventually end up liking life.
You are gonna be free. Arent you happy? Arent you anxious?
>>27720130
Y-YOU GET A TERRORIST GF LMAO
SHE SAYS ALLAH.
AND QURAN.
SHE IS HOT.
LIKE A BOMB
get it?
I just wake up
>>27718641
You have a big chance of ending with this shy, cute skinny girl. She likes snails. Her dad is a shit.
To meet her, suffer an accident.
Also
DONT.
But if you do, prepare for a big story.
>>27718568
SUICIDE IS FOR THE WEAK
Still not seeing love for you tho
But maybe thats because SUICIDE MAKES ME MAD AF
>>27717647
Like i just wake up and im a mess and my breath probably smells so bad lmao.
Ok lets go
Bring sunscreen and coolshades
