Red flags for women?
"I'm not like the other girls." is implied.
>"I love coffee."
>owns a crosley turntable
>car interior is trashed
>lives on fast food
> hyphenated last name
> dyed hair
> facial piercings
>>27702793
Are we referring to the "i'm not like other girls" meme subcategory. Because a large majority of both males and females are unique to each other, not in a special way, but they have differentiating traits.
>>27703035
>hyphenated last name
This is probably the greatest red flag of the modern age.
It guarantees that the person comes from a broken home.
>>27702793
>car interior is trashed
common as FUCK
>>27703096
Red flag girls are common as fuck
>>27703096
I don't even drive.
>>27703058
No, it's just an implied red flag. Someone says it every time.
You're trying too hard.
>"i love music :)"
>exclusively listens top 40 tracks
Quit trying to sound interesting. I would rather have a girl be boring and adopt my interests than fein being unique.
>she's a virgin
>all of her friends are white
>she doesn't have at least one male friend
>>27702793
>loves coffee
>owns turntable
>have no car
>lives on fast food
just fuck me up
>>27703535
Is it a crosley specifically? That's the redflag, not owning a turntable in general.
>>27702793
What the hell is wrong with coffee?
>>27703094
Not if it's a hyphenation she has with her husband.
>>27703623
It isn't the coffee, it's saying "I love coffee" as something interesting about you.
It shows you're boring as fuck.
>>27703058
found the special snowflake
>>27703646
What about tea or beer?
>listens to /mu/core
definite cheater material
>>27702793
>smokes weed
>has tattoos
>pro choice
>feminist
>>27703658
Just don't make it what defines you.
Your taste in something should not be what makes you unique.
Any type of personality at all
Ideally my gf would be a girl who comes over, let's me fuck her and goes away
>>27703630
Still is, anon.
She would take his name. If she doesn't, that's a red flag. They'd be married so it doesn't really matter as you aren't scum that goes after married women but you get what I mean.
>>27703700
I didn't think red flags were only about relationships. Just association in general.
>>27703700
This.
She doesn't value the marriage if she doesn't take his name. I probably would break off a marriage if she refused. It makes me think she doesn't plan on staying.
>>27702793
>Has ever had a job
>Drives or does masculine activities
>Leaves the kitchen or isn't 24/7 barefoot
>Is literate
>>27703646
I get it. Although to be fair, I fucking love coffee and it kinda defines me. It's used to uplift my depressive traits, so I legit drink it all the time, which in turns makes me a jolly, nervous wreck of a guy.
But I digress I guess.
>>27703733
You should go to Afghanistan tbqvfh
>>27703692
What is meant to make someone unique? It's hard to objectively state traits you have in public profiles like that besides your hobbies, accomplishments and interests.
>>27703771
Liking coffee isn't a hobbie, accomplishment or interest.
If you collect different coffees or maybe make your own espresso and do the cool foam art than sure.
Just saying "I love coffee! <3 XD" shows there isn't anything you actually do.
>>27703761
I wish. I just want normal society back again.
>>27703795
I say I like tea, and I do a lot of related things with tea. It's an interest imo, bordering on hobby if you do something like make your own. Obviously if someone is only having Starbucks and instant, it's not the same thing.
"I'm bisexual"
>>27703820
Yeah, but most if not all neets wouldn't survive a day in "normal" society.
It's about being a man. Back then it meant working hard while having a submissive wife at home. Now it's about working hard on both your life, job and social skills to get a woman.
Regardless, it has always been about adapting.
>>27703646
Also that "coffee" is starbucks
>>27703761
>some white greasy neckbeard lands in afghanistan
>tips his fedora at some fine burqa'd up ladies
>turns out all 6 of them belong to Tari'q, the local taliban commander
>OP gets stoned to death
>>27703872
As long as people like you accept your role because you're afraid of looking bad to women nothing will change cuck boy, have fun paying alimony.
>>27702793
The only real red flags if you ask me, is if she's a single mother, or if she starts talking about kids after 2 weeks.
>>27702793
>>car interior is trashed
My sister's car is so disgusting there's mold on the rugs. Several years ago I even took a photo of her car and joked about posting it on Facebook. Both her and my mother tried jumping me to get my phone (they're tiny so I school's them away). Then she starts screaming about how the car is so disgusting the state will take her kid if they see it.
Well bitch if that's true, then maybe you should clean your fucking car
>>27702793
>talks to me
last mistake
>>27703586
No. but why is that a red flag lmao i love this
>>27704112
OP here.
That's disgusting.
Part of the reason it's a red flag for me is because I detail cars on the side and clean my interior every week. Unless you actually live inside your car I see no reason for it not to be spotless.
Your story is cringeworthy regardless though. I feel sorry for you.
>>27704197
Crosley's are shit and dirt cheap.
They focus on the appearance of the product to sell to young women. When I see a girl with a $30 crosley all I see is "Please think I'm cool, look I have a shitty turntable." It shows they put no effort into actually enjoying the hobby that is vinyl and just bought something because it's "so cute X)"
>Is a Bernie Sanders supporter
>>27704249
Or their parents/family got it for them...
I saw them at Half Price Books and got my sister and aunt one last Christmas. I didn't realize I was limiting their dating range.
>>27704209
it was cringe worthy for me at the time too. But mainly because it confirmed my mother's favoritism towards my sister. She can't even deny it anymore after the things she said to me that day.
But yeah, I make a point of regularly cleaning my car too.
>feminist
>dyed hair or short hair
>wears leggings as pants
>any piercing that isn't an ear piercing
>lost her virginity before she turned 18
>posts on tumblr
>has LGBTQ friends
>uses emojis
>jokes about her only hobbies being netflix and sleeping
Anything else?
>>27702793
>I'm not like the other girls
>dyed hair
>facial piercings
but i love girls like that
>>27703535
Be my gf or else I'll rape you
>>27704608
>bisexual women in general
>raised by a single mother
Biggest red flag there is
I like dyed hair on grillies but only if it's a weird color like blue or red.
I don't like natural color dyes, if you're gonna have a normal hair color might as well go with your beautiful natural color, it probably looks way better on you.
>>27704815
THE ABSOLUTE MADMANalthough i also quite like weird hair colours
>loves bernie sanders to death
>does whatever it takes to defend x candidate
>always DMing instead of texting
>listens to country music exclusively
>fast food trash in the back of car
>>27704858
Yeah I'm pretty fucking radical, I love nose piercings too.
But no really i do, I'm not memeing.
>>27702793
Can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet
>owns a horse/rides horses
>>27703923
Kek
Original raguu
>>27704938
Fuck dude. Horse girls are weird as fuck.
And now that it's come to light that a lot of girls actually try to do something sexual with their pets imagine the amount of horse girls who have tried to fuck a horse.
>>27703678
>>27704608
>>27704726
this
>>27703506
>she's a virgin
i want normies to fuck off
>>27704938
>not wanting a rich femdom sugar mommy gf that can afford her own horse
what a pleb
>>27705069
>Those exist
nah. No Madoko is going to save you from NEETdom.
>>27704932
>tfw when piercings are massive red flagsbut they make your wee wee bigger
>smokes cigarettes
>NEET
>Doesn't study languages
>No motivated to self improvement
>Not sexually open-minded
>Not into Femdom
>Weak
>Not intelligent.
These are my redflags... I only want alpha women.
>>27702793
>Likes going to festivals
>Has ever had obscenely colored hair (Pink/Green ect)
>Tattoos
>"I'm into metal xD !m!"
>Doesn't have her own hobbies
>Can't hold a conversation
>Has a hundred selfies
>>27705069
>tfw no rich femdom sugar mommy gf that can afford her own horse
>self diagnosed depression or anxiety
>wears leggings as pants
>smokes weed
>>27704180
thiso-o-o-o-original
>>27702793
>owns a crosley turntable
>tfw i know exactly what you're talking about
it's so fucking true.
>>27702793
>she uses tumblr vocabulary like "pansexual" or whatever
>she "identifies" as something and has pronouns
>she feels the bern
>she has blue, green, or pink hair
>she owns books, movies, and games but does not recognize any obvious references you make
>she gives strong opinions on matters that she has clearly not researched
>>27706089
>she owns books, movies, and games but does not recognize any obvious references you make
What do you mean? Owning a lot from a certain medium doesn't mean you're going to like the most popular things from that medium.
>>27706089
>she owns books, movies, and games but does not recognize any obvious references you make
Sounds more like you're just a tryhard fanboy.
>>27704180
lmfao is that GG allen with tim allen's face shopped over it
loooooooooool
>>27706233
>What do you mean? Owning a lot from a certain medium doesn't mean you're going to like the most popular things from that medium.
But it at least means you know about it.
What that anon is basically saying is
>Vapid whores who put up a front and pretend to be something they're not to get specific types of guys to like them
seriously red flag, with a full alarm to match.
>>27702793
>likes post 1990s episodes of the simpsons
legit went out with a girl who told me that the simpsons is just as funny now as it was in the '90s
i don't think the simpsons was ever funnt and i know this is a warning sign
>>27706233
>>27706281
The point is this >>27706344
When I say "obvious reference" I don't mean some lame obscure meme, I'm talking about a girl who had never heard about the character "Darth Vader". That's simply not possible.
>>27706344
It means you know a lot about the areas you like.
A Victorian literature enthusiast isn't going to get your sci-fi references, even if it's a well-known sci-fi book. That doesn't mean she doesn't read and love the books she has.
>>27703385
>I would rather have a girl be boring and adopt my interests
>he thinks a girl would want to browse 4chan and masturbate 10 hours a day
>>27703646
Uh, it just shows you like coffee. Are you really this autistic?
>>27704815
>I don't like natural color dyes, if you're gonna have a normal hair color might as well go with your beautiful natural color
What if her natural hair color looks like filthy dishwater
>>27703695
this tbcfhf
>>27706441
>>27706441
>A Victorian literature enthusiast isn't going to get your sci-fi references, even if it's a well-known sci-fi book. That doesn't mean she doesn't read and love the books she has.
>tfw I like sci-fi
ayyy you're psychic anon.
>>27706618
It's usually sci-fi. I've gotten that from a lot of acquaintances. Doesn't matter that I'm a burgeoning expert in my own field. Not reading some certain sci-fi authors apparently invalidates my interest in books.
>>27706797
>It's usually sci-fi. I've gotten that from a lot of acquaintances.
Are we talking entry level or deep down the rabbit hole of science fiction?
Well, you may be interested in books but your personal taste is very niche. It's a bit like enjoying Avant garde film. Film critics look at you funny and most people can't relate.
Science Fiction is the most palatable form of fiction because you're always guaranteed at least two things:
1. Some interesting aspect of a reality altered by technology, chemistry, or some other scientifically inclined element
and
2. a philosophical revelation, or a deeper meaning, to accompany it.
Everything else can get dull. Especially classic literature (which I've read plenty of).
>>27702793
Every girl I meet just lately seems to be one of these three, so I suppose these are my red flgs.
>Fat, "bubbly" girl.
>Tattoos and/or piercings.
>Talks in that "cutesy" type way and texts all "~ kewl :3 lol!~~"
>"Self confessed geek" but mostly likes things for shipping.
>Never seems to get upset.
>Positive upbeat personality and shallow enjoyment of things will drive you mad.
>Quiet, shy girl.
>Kinda cute.
>Has some medical condition that holds her back.
>Says she is introverted but gets a load of attention.
>Will argue like a motherfucker.
>A parasite and a drain - cute looks draw you in but you end up with someone constantly complaining about a condition and being argumentative all the time.
>Hard to shake.
>Let's everyone walk over her apart from you.
>Histrionic girl.
>Needs constant male attention.
>Emotionally stunted.
>Doesn't get basic life facts like "life is unfair" all the way to more serious things.
>Can't let things go.
>Completely frustrating to talk to.
>>27706924
Entry level authors, mostly. Almost invariably it's just Heinlein and Gibson that I've been confronted on.
I've read some sci-fi--Wolfe, Dick, Lem--but I don't go out of my way to if it wasn't something that sounded interesting to me otherwise. It's not what I care for, so I don't go through the supposedly important authors in it. My personal taste isn't very niche, though I do have a specialization. That doesn't mean I don't read outside of it. But, again, it doesn't mean I read all the "necessary" and "popular" works from everything else either.
I don't see how classics could ever become dull, but to each their own; it doesn't mean you don't enjoy books if you don't enjoy classics.
>>27703094
>tfw my mom had a hyphenated last name in the 70s
>>27703094
What if it's not hyphenated, but combined?
I knew a couple with the last names Green and Hale. Now in marriage they're both Greenhale.
>>27707027
damn dude, are you me? holy shit, that accurately describes the last 3 girls i've been with as well.
>she's any type of spanish
>she's smart and not Asian (and even then some of the types of Asian are crazy)
>piercing anywhere but ear
>tattoo anywhere no exceptions
>will defend her opinions on things she doesn't know anything about
>lots of friends
>being extreme in confidence, either too much or too little
>short hair
>etc
All-in-all, it's completely impossible for me to ever meet a woman who is acceptable, so I'm content to live alone forever without anyone to hold me back.
>>27707047
I've read Asimov, Clarke, Lem, Dick, Scott Card, Heinlein and Gibson. Only managed halway through Dan Simmon's book.
Working on Bester's The Stars My Destination at the moment.I legitimately enjoy science fiction as much as you probably enjoy whichever one you specialize in
>I don't see how classics could ever become dull, but to each their own
Some classics don't but most do. Anne Frank, Bradbury tales, Great Gatsby, a lot of entry tier classics are dull as rocks.
Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath was decent, though.
I agree with you on
>it doesn't mean you don't enjoy books if you don't enjoy classics.
Heinlein is entry tier but Gibson has a wide range of linguistic skills that I think would place him above other Sci-fi writers like Orson Scott Card and even Stanislaw Lem (who writes in first person too much and it's god awful).
>>27707160
>damn dude, are you me? holy shit, that accurately describes the last 3 girls i've been with as well.
Sorry to hear that.
The worst part about all three is that you get a better conversation out of a used cloth than you do any of them.
>>27707183
You should branch into other kinds of classics, anon. If you like altered reality, why not read some surreal books?
>I like dogs
bitch everyone likes dogs, why the fuck has something so banal and mundane like being fond of animals entered the mainstream in such a profound ubiquitous way
>>27707231
You got anything against used cloths m8?
That's my used cloth you're talking about
>>27703923
>some white greasy neckbeard lands in afghanistan
>tips his fedora at some fine burqa'd up ladies
>turns out all 6 of them belong to Tari'q, the local taliban commander
>OP is surrounded by terrorists with aks
>bravely draws his katana as hajis open fire
>skillfully deflects all their shots (bullets can't break nippon steel)
>slays them all and claims his waifu
>finds out he can't get it up for a woman who isn't animated
>dies virgin
>>27707231
the histrionic girl was actually good conversation, we could keep up with each other but after a while i wasnt enough.
>>27707261
>If you like altered reality, why not read some surreal books?
>Dick is my favorite Science Fiction author
T-thanks anon.
Have any personal favorites?
>>27707027
That histrionic girl was my best and closest friend from childhood until recently. She just got worse and worse as a person and I eventually had to end the friendship because she was cancer. She was literally all those things you said though.
Daddy. Issues.
>>27707314
I made the list, so it's kind of smorgasbord of stuff I recommend. Personal favorites there are Adventures of the Ingenious Alfanhui, Hearing Trumpet, Motorman, Pedro Paramo, Street of Crocodiles, Dogra Magra, The Blind Owl.
I hope they expand your range of classics reading! I'll give Gibson a try soon, possibly. I do own Neuromancer.
>>27707393
>I hope they expand your range of classics reading! I'll give Gibson a try soon, possibly. I do own Neuromancer.
Neuromancer is okay, but Philip K Dick is right up your alley if you like surreal things.
Ubik
Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
Galactic Pot-healer (short easy read)
I'd suggest these three. I like Gibson, and I do think his choice of words are on point, but Dick books are hard to read. Plus if anyone asks what you're doing you can fuck with themhey man what're you doingnothing much just reading a Dick book
The Blind Owl will be one I'd try out.
>>27707533
>Dick books
Gibson books*
>>27703506
>all of her friends are white
OY VEY
>>27707533
Yep, Dick is one of the sci-fi authors I mentioned I do read; Three Stigmata is my favorite, and the strangest one of his I've read.
If you happen to read French or Japanese, Dogra Magra would probably be the most appealing one there to you. Kyusaku is kind of a founding father of speculative fiction in Japan, and it reminded me some of Dick's weirder stuff.
>vegan (surprised this isn't in the thread already)
>feminist
>complains about the patriarchy but can't fucking do anything herself
>crosley record player
>bi-polar disorder
>can't have a logical discussion without her getting upset
>Bernie Sanders pin/sign
>liberal arts student (actually recently dropped out to pursue her dream of owning a strictly vegan cafe/bakery)
>registered to any political party
>short "fade" haircut
>car interior is trashed
>doesn't shut up about how great Seattle is
>too close a relationship with her hipster brother
>plays music loudly so everyone else in the house can hear
>her only vinyl records are Beatles and Modest Mouse
>only listens to the same goddamn playlist on spotify for months
>big tattoo of a pig on her back
Just described my 20 year old roommate. I hate her so muchbut goddamn what I wouldn't do to fuck the shit out of her
>>27707749
>>liberal arts student (actually recently dropped out to pursue her dream of owning a strictly vegan cafe/bakery)
Why's that a red flag? She has goals and a passion in life. That's more than can be said for a lot of people. As long as she's really pursuing it and it wasn't an excuse to NEET up.
>>27707720
>If you happen to read French or Japanese, Dogra Magra would probably be the most appealing one there to you. Kyusaku is kind of a founding father of speculative fiction in Japan, and it reminded me some of Dick's weirder stuff.
Thank you, my man.
Also, half of the ideas from the Matrix are ripped from Dick novels. Same think with Gibson (who borrowed heavily from Ubik to influence a technological virtual reality).
What got you into reading? 90% of people I come across absolutely hate reading, and if they do it's only things they were forced to read in highschool like How To Kill a Mockingbird.
>Love the look of of colorful dyed hair
>It's always a massive red flag for woemn
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>27707789
I've been reading since very young; I used to make it a goal to read every book in each school library I went to (I was switched around several times), and managed it till middle school. It was mostly reading for escapism, until I read Kokoro. It pushed me out of solipsism, and I've been mostly reading for empathy and belonging since.
Besides family, almost everyone I know reads (that's how I come across judgmental types, like what I originally brought up). But almost everyone reads different things. I know a girl who exclusively reads YA, but reads upwards of 700 books a year. I wouldn't dismiss her interest in books, even if it's not anything I care about. She likely wouldn't get any reference I made to national literatures I care about, but hell if I could probably name a single title she's read in the last year. Books are too enormous an interest to expect much crossover.
>>27707953
>Books are too enormous an interest to expect much crossover.
It's like film, but instead of cinematic visual you're greeted with language and left up to interpreting it using the personal workings of your mind.A lot of people hate me for this but I don't really enjoy Blade Runner because there are too many inconsistencies between that film and Do Androids Dream of Electric SheepPhilip K Dick died before he could watch the actual film, and only saw the dysotopic looking set during a trailer viewing
I'm about 60% sure he would've disliked it, too, since it drops a lot of main plot points and misses the message. If books-to-film were colors, they essentially took blue and tried to make it turquoise.
>>27707924
Somebody once put it like this:
In nature, some of the most poisonous animals come in shrill and bright colors, and so do the feminists.
Still friends with ex bf
>>27708197
It's called warning colors
>>27708041
What do you think the message of DADoES is and what do you think the message of Blade Runner is?
>she eats her peas one at a time
>>27708886
>What do you think the message of DADoES is and what do you think the message of Blade Runner is?
Blade Runner tries to showcase Androids as having humanistic features and emotions through characters like Rutger and the falsely designed Pris.
DADoES is about the grey needle-thin line that defines the callousness and worthlessness of machines with the empathetic humanism that encompasses humanity (as showcased by Rachel Rosen's heartlessness after sex, and the androids laughing and mocking the spider while they plucked apart it's limbs).
Electric animals played a large role in the book because they showcased how -real- animals had much more value as organic creatures than droid-like machines.
>she doesn't put hot sauce on her eggs
>she doesn't like anything spicy
>she's been blacked
>she thinks math is boring
>doesn't support Trump
>doesn't like all forms of music
>likes coffee too much
>carries her families habits
>>27702793
>Red flags for women?
Is old enough to be considered a "woman".
>>27706469
Stop projecting you fucking retard.
>refers to Heracles as "Hercules"
>>27709771
What if she's referring to the Disney movie character or the Roman interpretation of Heracles you tryhard """""intellectual""""
"I like meeting new people"
>>27703094
Have a hyphenated last name, can confirm
>>27710315
My old teacher had a hyphenated last name. But not just that.
It was: previous husband-current husband.
Not even her orginal maiden name. Just why
>>27703736
>and it kinda defines me
You're fucking trash
>>27704790
I am currently in a relationship with a girl who was raised by a single mother. What could happen?
>>27703035
>>27703094
I'm puerto rican and have a hyphenated last name, it's a hispanic thing too you know not just a separated parents thing
>>27703506
These are blue flags you idiot. Are you a fucking cuckold or what?
>>27712244
Oh, that's a good red flag to add to the list
>she's hispanic
Surprised nobody has said asexual yet. If a woman claims to be asexual (which is always bullshit) it's like the biggest red flag ever.
>>27704249
Imagine being this autistic.
>>27712312
>tfw no qt hispanic wife who will cook for me and make sure I'm well-fed
Ay dios mi amigo me sentio mal
>>27712314
This.
I've known one person who claimed to be asexual... As she dated someone and bragged about how much she had sex. It was fucking mental mate.
Nose rings.
Always nutty or weird people.
>>27705593
can someone explain what this means ?
>attractive
>blonde
>trendy clothing
JUST
>>27703733
My penis went up inside of me
>>27703761
>TFW no illiterate uneducated product of incest Muslim fundamentalist Afgan QT GF
Why even live
>>27704815
Beautiful delicious nips
Got more?
>women we find unattainable
>>27713037
Not too far of a travel for it, huh?
>>27712845
Crosley turntables are shit but girls think they look cute and buy them so that they have that cool hipster aesthetic of owning vinyls. Hence, owning a crosley turntable shows people that they're retarded and only care about the image. Sort of music equipment equivalent of a girl who pretends to play video games
>>27703035
Wow are you a girl?
>>27702793
>is australian
INSTANT red flag
>>27706469
>vinyl collecting
>woodworking
>antique restoration
>golfing
Sure I fap a lot but I would be pretty excited if I found a qt who was willing to pick up on my stuff.
Red flags for men:
> he drinks
> he smokes
> he does any drugs
> he watches porn
> he isn't the same religion as me
>knowing the differences between brands of music machine
Unless you want to date /mu/, this is a sign a person of any gender is to be avoided.
>>27715066
Wrong thread m8
This thread is for discussing red flags for women.
Go make a thread if you want to talk about that.
>>27715066
W-What religion?
>>27715368
Mormon Desu Senpai
>>27715390
O-Oh
I've never met a mormon
>>27715424
>>27715390
Would you make an exception for a Nicene Christian
I don't have any red flags just don't be repulsive or morbidly obese
>atheist
>slut
>fat
>tattoos
>>27715066
> he watches porn
Roasties think they're entitled to a pure Chad lmao
>>27715781
>atheist
Wut...
>>27703712
>women exist for more than just relationships
Kek
>>27715883
What about it anon
>Calls Dunkin Donuts "Dunkin"
>goes to tanning booths
>tan in general but natural isnt as bad
>wears their hair in a bun or whatever penny from the big bang theory does it
>wears leggings in public
>>27704306
>>27712374
yeah he's being autistic but he's right
it's not a big deal for women because who is actually not going to fuck her because of the type of turntable she has, but that's just a given
but crosley's have terrible tracking which causes them to place a very heavy weight on the LP itself, damaging it eventually. i wouldn't give a fuck if a girl put on her arctic monkeys LP but i wouldn't dare bring over any of mine.
>pro-ject master race, T B H
>>27702793
"I don't read"
dherhy
>>27702793
>listens to rap/hip hop
>slept with more than 2 guys by age 21
>any piercings other than her ear
>overweight
>is under 5'2
>dyes her hair
>has any tattoos
>can't drive
>likes to go to parties often
>likes to drink alcohol (at meals is acceptable
>smokes
>vegan
>can't cook basic meals
>>27702793
>"I can't stand drama :^)"
>"HASHTAG HASHTAG XD"
>she's not a virgin
>she's a vegan
>she has a tattoo
>she's a feministWould this be implied as well?
