>It's easy. Just go out and make your life the way I and every other normalcunt pleb like me wants your life to be that includes nothing you enjoy or are interested in!
>If you don't do this, it's your fault for not being happy!
>It's your fault if you're not happy! You can do whatever you want alone! If you don't want to be alone, change your interests to reflect mine and the mountains of human shit's interests instead!
>Normalshits think this is good advice.
>>27701009
>I'm a bitch nigga and I'd like to stay this way forever!
>>27701032
Any hiki from this board is 1000x happier than the average wagekuck. I'd rather kill myself than be a wagey.
>>27701032
I know you are. That's the point of this thread.
>Literally the only way normalcunts can understand the world is to try to make every single other person as boring, retarded and evil as themselves.
>Literally believe a person's worth is directly related to how much like them a person is
God damn you're cancer in human form.
>>27701075
If you truly think that you're any less boring, retarded or evil than the first 10 people you encounter outside, you're fucking stupid and more than stupid you are prideful.
You're more prideful than any normie out there. All your problems stem from the fact that you care too much about what those cancerous normies will think of your pure little soul that beats off to 2d images of prepubescent girls.
Those normies are going on with their lives and give absolutely zero fucks about your ego that builds up unattainable standards for every interaction or relationship that you will never have.
Seriously, smell the fucking coffee and stop being a bitch. Until then, stay in your basement and shut up.
A basement dweller is the cancer, you're a waste and a drain on society in every aspect. You have to pretty fucking diluted to think that your retarded ass is any more righteous than millions of people out there.
You're a typical egotistic moron, all your anxiety stems from that fact. You're too good for anyone, but if you actually looked the fact in the eyes you wouldn't be able to handle it. So you flip the scrip and act like THEY'RE BAD LADS MUM while a good boy like weighs 400lb and rots in your room.
I come to this site to drink blood directly from the souls of little egotistic bitches like you. I am power. I am an ocean. You are entertainment and I will have a laugh.
>>27701260
>If you truly think that you're any less boring
I have a vast wealth of knowledge and interests. I've been called a lot of things. But never boring. Strike one.
>retarded
Not even remotely. My IQ is significantly above average. Also see above. Strike two.
>evil
First, let's just get out of the way the fact that a fucking retarded millennial shit like yourself can't even grasp the difference between good and evil. Secondly, no. I have stringent moral standards that I'm very serious about. That's strike three. Not even reading the rest of your projecting garbage.
YOU ARE WRONG.
>>27701260
It's like... it's like everything I've always wanted to say but was too retarded to. I love you, oh god I love you!!!!
>>27701032
kek this is/r9k/: the post
>>27701009
.Just go out and make your life the way I and every other normalcunt pleb like me wants your life to be that includes nothing you enjoy or are interested in!
...said no one, ever.
>>27701310
Holy shit you're boring
>>27701260
>I come to this site to drink blood directly from the souls of little egotistic bitches like you. I am power. I am an ocean. You are entertainment and I will have a laugh.
This was embarassing to read
>>27701310
Typical egotist answer. I'M BETTER THAN THEY ARE.
You have everything you deserve. Keep all those vast interests, above average IQ your (fucking kek)stringent moral standards in that basement where you belong.
You read all of my post and you know it, you little whiney bitch.
Too bad the world wasn't made for you entertainment and you actually have to get out there and do something if you want anything at all.
You can't candle a simple truth because it hurts your ego.
Keep crying, bitch nigga.
>>27701310
> significantly above average iq
> loser on r9k
>>27701310
>I have a vast wealth of knowledge and interests.
Translation
>I watch more anime AND Korean dramas
.
> My IQ is significantly above average.
translation
>I got B's and C's in school and told everyone it was because I was gifted and school bored me. I repeated this so much I now believe it to be true.
.
>I have stringent moral standards that I'm very serious about.
translation
>I pirate movies, music, and games; I defame and detract others, I lie, and I would do more, but I never camp in an FSP
>>27701009
get off your ass, go to school, get some skills and get on /salary/mode.
wagecucks aren't happy and aren't the ones giving out the advice. it's salarygods who are giving out that advice.
>>27701009
Fucking this, life after uni seems like a fucking nightmare stretching on until I die holy shit literally the rest of my life is going to be working 5 days a week until I'm 70
>>27701436
>salarygods
lol
No thanks. Happiness comes from within, no amount of money or pointless toys will make me truly happy. Even NEETs are drowning in wealth and abundance, it just doesn't seem that way when you compare yourself to those with even more.
>>27701448
And?
I mean, where the fuck were you for the first 26 years of your life, in an underground bunker on Mars? Did your parents not tell you that you must work for a living? Didn't you do chores? Did you never meet strangers, look out the window, read a book, or watch TV?
FFS, how retarded *are* you?
>>27701526
>thinking living to work for the majority of your life until you are too old to be useful isn't an awful deal
Nah fuck off m8
>>27701559
But it is the deal EVERYONE GETS!
>"Well, there are a few bajillionaires who..."
No, fuck you, even their kids work
You sound like one of those freakazoid middle-class Western kids that think not getting sprinkles on your ice cream is a tragedy.
"Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, working 40 hours a week to pay for a life of luxury is SOOOOOO UNFAAAAIIIIRRRR!!!!"
suck it up, Nancy.
There are very literally *crippled retards* that do just fine working a real job - what is your problem, you wuss?
>>27701009
>I'm a special little Nancy that deserves BETTER than this normal human filth!
Do you see now why people think you're a faggot
>>27701488
This is such a logical fallacy.
There's no happiness inside an idle person. No welfarecuck can actually afford any hobby and there's only so much wikipedia you can read. Hiking/camping? Unless you're ok with spending all of your life walking.
Anyone who doesn't work and can do whatever they want has rich parents. But even these get fed up with their eventual spiritual obesity due to mindless consumerism.
People wiser than you have said it before and they'll say it again. A man finds happiness in his toil and his joy from the fruit thereof.
The problem with employment is the people who employ us. They want to squeeze out every last penny from my efforts and barely pay anything. They have stupid rules and standards that do not make sense and then they wonder why the productivity is down.
I just found a job in a cabinet company(I'm a lacquer specialist) and it is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to me. I'm actually not depressed to show up to work in the morning because I make good money and I'm not pushed into the grave and/or micromanaged every second of my work day.
>>27701643
anon wages in the US will not even get you close to any kind of luxury they aren't even enough to pay rent for a shitbox apartment
working 40 hours a week for pennies, no vacation time, no health / dental, no benefits, and at-will employment that they can terminate at any time for any reason
it's a completely shit deal that poor fuckers are forced into and completely unfair, take after ted kazinsky and bomb the fed rather than take it up
>>27701649
Who said I just sit around consuming? I work on my hobbies, work out, read, meditate, etc. You don't need an official job to "toil".
The fuck I need money for when the internet provides enough free content to fill several lives.
>>27701737
>a tiny apartment, food, and warmth
>not luxuries
You need to travel a little, kid. Just downtown to see the homeless should do it for you.
read
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001H1FZWY/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?ie=UTF8&btkr=1
this guy went to a random city, went to a homeless shelter, and left all of his education and experience off applications - less than 90% of arcanine
In 10 months he had a steady job above minimum wage, an apartment, a vehicle, and over $5,000 in the bank.
All he had to do was show up on time, work, and not be drunk.
>>27701865
>It's literally that easy!
Nigger you can't really be that stupid
>>27701865
those are not luxuries, they are guaranteed by the social contract.
>>27701932
>they are guaranteed by the social contract
Dear god anon why
Now I look like a complete retard for siding with you
>>27701914
Millions of people do that or better *every year*, kid. People with no education, no support, and such - just ambition and hard work.
>>27701932
You got a signed copy of that 'social contract', Eugene Debs?
>>27702779
Most cringeworthy post on r9k
>>27702799
Is right here >>27701932
>>27702799
you meant to link to this post
>>27701932
right?
>>27701643
I wish I had a 40 hour work at a place that I'd not want to kill myself over. Money is a good thing after all.
>>27701410
Chad please go
Back to wurl star
>>27702954
Work someplace, anyplace, and with the job experience and a little cash, maybe a training class, you can trade up.
Former NEET here.
Just listen to your parents, go to uni or find a job.
Everything works itself out, trust me.
>>27702885
>>27702823
Nope. I picked the right post
>>27703043
>he obviously WROTE
>>27701932
> adjusting your behaviour to suit other people
> becoming a grey blob
The only behaviour adjustment that's ever required is when you directly harm other people like an edgy shit. Besides that everything goes. If some of the people you know says otherwise, then you're with the wrong group of people.
If you're not happy with the way things are now, then you should evaluate your life, but you shouldn't look at others as a definitive guide on how to be happy. Emulating someone else blindly is a bad bad thing to do. Everyone needs to find their own happiness.
>>27703106
>I will never adapt to the people around me
>Why do men call me rude and women call me creepy?
It is everyone else's fault, just like mommy told you
>>27703038
>flunk college
>get into debt
>>27703160
I never said I don't try to adapt. I just said you shouldn't try to adapt because others are pressuring you. If I feel sad, I try to find a reason why and change it because it affects me. If others don't like my way of doing things and yet it doesn't affect them in any way, besides hurting their feelings, I do not even bother to change.
If I hurt them in any other way then yes, I change or simply distance myself from said people, because there's no reason to cause people big amounts of discomfort for no reason.
And I never blame others for my own mistakes unless they're responsible for my discomfort.
>>27701009
Isn't that just existentialism in a way?
>>27702979
>Chad please go
That just shoves how pathetic you are.
You got blown the fuck out and you've got nothing to say, you know why? Because it's true. You think that you're better than everyone and you blame your problems on them. They're somehow responsible for everything that's wrong in your life. Ahh that damn Chad!
Relax, you little ego warrior, you can hide in your mom's basement until she dies. After that, you can convert into a trap all while keeping your strict moral standards. Is mooching off of your parents until their grave one of them?
My words are true and your life would be better if you heeded them.
>>27701260
>weighs 400lb and rots in your room.
Why do you normies always go for this argument. Is this really the only thing you fucks can come up with?
>>27703208
College is free where im from. One good thing about my shitty country...
If you can't afford it, just get a job. Higher education isn't a must, nowadays.
