This is what I look like /r9k/. Can a guy like me ever get a girlfriend? How do I improve myself and all that?
>cool trendy haircut
>expressive eyebrows
>strong cheekbones
>warm inviting smile
>5 o' clock shadow
>broad shoulders
>has a stable job, women love stability
you're fine man
<insert chad advice about going to a tailor, getting a magical hair cut, losing some weight and lifting>
>>27700169
you call that a warm inviting smile
it's awkward and forced
>>27700133
If Eric Estrada was homeless, he would look like you
>>27700133
stop having that forced smile and you're golden. you obviously have your own living space, a job, and you're a man.
stop being a faggot.
>>27700133
How about burning that fat
>>27700133
How tall are you? This is crucial.
>>27700169
Man even has "friendly' and "fresh" written on his shirt to let you know he aint' some used up jerk that will bully you and then disappoint you.for serious you look like George Lopez's son or something
>>27700242
I'm only 5'4 :(
>>27700133
You look at least 40
With just your appearance yes, but fundamentally your personality is going to mess everything up for you, so no you never will
*cha-cha slides into the thread* What about me?
>>27700321
just fuck my lower face up
>>27700263
wtf :Dahahahahaahahahaha
Is it time for another /soc/ thread?
I've been rated from 3-6/10 so I have no idea whether I have a chance or not.
>>27700390
*still doing the cha-cha slide* what's wrong with me?
Well at least you don't look like this......
>>27700133
Jej
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>>27700133
I would date you if I was good enough
>>27700133
Go to bed Gabe. How is Brendan doing you hoto?
>>27700415
*takes a breath from the aggressive cha-cha sliding*
>>27700411
10/10 you are beautiful soso beautiful yes
>>27700321
You'd be great if you had a chiseled jaw
>>27700522
I chew 30 bubblegums a day because people said it gave them results. Here's hoping for the best
>>27700432
My older cousin had boglins an I had a strange fascination with them when I was a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KCBeKc2mU0
is this you?
>>27700321
Always this first guy to clamour your affirmation.
>>27700637
rofl
>you're not here to visit your mom?
>not cool dude
>>27700637
wetmovie1 is my favorite youtuber. I shuffle play his channel a couple times a week
>>27700708
it depresses me that he actually has a more fun life than I do
>>27700411
Honestly youre not bad so besically if youre not totally fucking insane you should be able,to,find someone who is into your brand of weird.
>>27700411
Aaaaaaaaaa you're actually really really handsome but idk fix your hair
>>27700411
where are you from anon? i feel like i have met you before
>>27700133
>>27700222
>Theeeere he is
Hey /r9k/, what's your opinion of me? And whoo, /soc/ thread.
>>27701089
Thousand oaks, CA area
Rate me /soc/
>>27700637
that mexican guy is so cringy. Also the guy recording. Reminds me of the special ed kids at school
>>27701187
you can do whatever you want but you will not excel at it.
>>27700411
Model-tier features tbqhwy
>>27701187
pol/stormfront
>>27700133
Filipino or Indonesian ?
>>27701356
OP is Mexican.
>>27701381
My bad I have them confused.
I knew some Filipino similar to OP that's why.
>>27700321
Fuck off you enormous faggot
What about me guys?
>>27700133
Perhaps, but you will get cheated on, you've got that beta cuck face, you don't have a single shed of masculinity in you. Beta energy is oozing out of you big time, I can already tell that you're a loser
I recently made a tinder a few hours ago. How will will I do on it?
It's hero tiiiime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SScR3CRtXAk
