Hey guys, I have no game at all, anyone want to talk me through this
Do you like league of legends? Caitlyn is my favorite adc :)
Just be good looking
As for game, don't be a sensitive little boy, be a bit of a prick.
Not straight away tho, be nice enough to get them interested then go all cold and prick like, you'll have them hooked then
Sorry if this is a little forward, but how would you like to go see a movie and then get fucked in the back of my '02 Honda Accord?
>>27699636
If a girl ever uses that "smirk" emoticon to me I instantly block the bitch
I dunno why I just hate most emoticons.
Not like girls ever use them when talking to me. jk they never talk to me to begin with.
>>27699636
Don't be afraid to tell the ugly ones to fuck off
>>27699675
Why would I swipe on the fugly ones?
>>27699694
Got to give them some hope or what worse are they going to live for
Build them up then knock them down, fucking whores
>>27699737
Are you chadfishing?
>>27699737
>l'emoji xD
>>27699737
I love when girls come on to guys.
>>27699605
just finished squeezing off a fat shit into my sisters dick butt
>>27699766
No, I'm decent only 7/10, not sure if tinder is different in the UK, girls tend to send messages first quite often
>>27699769
Fucking hate emojis, I drop these bitches right away, can't hack it
>>27699831
Nigga your real identity is attached to this profile. How can you be such a dick? I regularly saw people I saw on tinder irl after only about 3 days of having it. It'd be much worse if I had been treating them like shit
>>27699971
>caring what strangers think of you
lmao, low testosterone detected
>>27699800
He asked for actual advice not dubs decide, but I still respect your hustle
>>27699831
damn you're lucky then, norwegian girls do not start the conversation at all.
>>27700249
niggers want white dick 24/7, that's why we must only give it to the smart ones and the non sluts.
>>27700249
ah, havent matched to many niggers i think, only white stuck up bitches
What do lads
>got a match
>ask her to choose between two options
>ask her if she prefers beach scenery or country scenery
>she replies with "Country! Woods are the best"
>I say "Is that because you enjoy dogging?"
>unmatched
I was expecting a laughing emoji but I guess she couldn't handle the bantz.
>he actually gets matches and they actually respond
Get out Chad pls
>>27700548
You look like you are doing good, but don't try to push it on her too much.
>>27699971
Cos it's funny
>>27700249
Atleast you don't get northern English orange whores.
I've been to Oslo, the standards of girls are so much better there than here
>>27700548
Slit her throat
>>27699605
>wby
What?
>>27700982
>he doesn't know this basic text abbreviation
You clearly don't talk to many people
It means "what about you?"
>>27700548
Try to match her sentence size next time. A simple "I went a while back but haven't been since" would have sufficed. As it stands it looks like you thought she'd think you were a nerd and panicked.
>>27699605
As the other anon says don't be afraid to be a prick sometimes.
>>27700548
You sound really boring to talk to
>>27701126
she replied, turns out she cosplays, is cosplaying there next year, but its pretty obvious i am a nerd and did panic
>>27700609
>Mfw I went for the direct approach on a recent match
>Mfw it worked
>>27701179
If i wasnt boring to talk to i wouln't need anyones help
>>27701126
What the fuck does "you're actually" then followed by emoticons mean?
you're heart eyes fire? WTF does this shit mean, fuck women.
>>27701206
You didn't leave her with anything to respond with. What does it say that she likes on her profile?
TOP TIP
Don't take it seriously.
You're texting a stranger not your mother. Think of something yourself, you will not get someone into bed with /r9k/ lines. You will still need to meet her without 100 people feeding you lines.
>>27701212
It means he's "fire" which is hot
You fucking autist
>>27700982
Get out underage fag
>>27701234
it just says "*city*, 5'11", obsessed with disney and love food."
>>27701272
wow fag get a fucking life you snake rat weasel
>>27701317
Don't waste your time you greasy August
Disney girls a shit
>>27701212
No wonder you get no matches if you can't decipher emojis.
>>27701317
Lmao she sounds generic.
Why don't you ask her for her favourite restaurants around the city? She's gotta know some good hole-in-the wall places.
>>27701369
*greasy autist
>>27701377
>actually using tinder
lol
>>27701369
>you greasy August
>>27700949
KEKEKEKEEEKEKE
although you're a retard for swiping right, just did it as an ego boost clearly
dont know who's worse, you or her
>>27701369
>greasy august
>>27700548
you need to lead your messages more. Your message is a dead end. Lead into her next messages with another question relevant to comic con.
>tinder thread
>/r9k/
>>27701416
>>27701424
I CORRECTED MYSELF BEFORE YOU DID
>>27701444
Truthtrips.
Fuck off failed normies.
>>27701457
but you didnt delete the post
>>27701457
>implying i corrected you
i just pointed out that i found that expression funny
>Met girl again from Tinder last night
>Fuck her
>This morning on bus back into town with her, she's telling me about some guy who's friends with some of her friends
>Guy apparently said he'd never date a girl who's slept with more than 10 guys
>Apparently he's lost count after 55 and she's raging over the hypocrisy
>I was girls 22nd
honestly I agree with the guy, I sorta deflected the convo :^)
>>27701505
Trve senpai
>>27701490
Yeah so?
>>27701528
this is the longest conversation i've had with anybody today
>>27699605
>>27699636
>>27699675
>>27699737
>make profile
>get about a dozen matches in a few months
>NEVER messaged first
>write thoughtful first messages, almost never get a reply
It's all about looks.
Anyway it's useless.
>>27701518
What the fuck
How do fucking normies have that much sex gd
I've done it with one girl after being in a relationship with her for a year
I'm single now and still haven't fugged
>>27701558
Lotta qts
Do you live in a big city?
>>27701586
5 mln population.
I didn't get laid. Only ugly chicks give me their number.
>>27701417
Of course I use it for an ego boost
I swipe nearly everyone because I wanna rack up them matches
>>27699971
It's not, he's fibbing
>>27701570
I genuinely don't know
I think universities are just degeneracy nowadays.
The things we were talking about made it seem like if you're in uni and doing bar work you're sleeping with at least half your opposite sex colleagues every week.
>>27701713
I ain't lad
Just don't be an uggo and you're sorted
>>27701615
That's pretty big
I live in a city of 600k
I'm selective too usually avoid bots and uggos (unless I'm drunk... :/)
I send a lot of first messages and don't get responses like 66% of the time
>>27701825
I live in a small town of 20,000
Kill me
>>27701849
That sucks can't you move?
>>27701892
I'm going uni in September to Liverpool so it's a decent sized city
Hoping city life is better than small town life
Don't meet any of them OP. You will likely get catfished
>Talk to girl on OKC
>She's asks to go out to chillis
>I'm standing outside waiting for her
>Notice a 6 foot 4, 400 pound woman approaching
>Start saying "please don't let this be her"
>Hey anon!!!
>Kill me
>Talk to girl from China
>She's like a 9/10
>We flirt all day, I love talking to her
>I ask her out
>I drive to where she lives and out comes this short fat ugly as fuck Asian girl
>We go to the mall and back to her place
>I tell her she looks nothing like her pictures
>She says she knows
>Mfw she photoshops her shit
>I tell her I have never had a relationship before when we talk about past relations
>She tells me she can't date a guy who has never been with a girl
>Leave and never text her again
>Meet my current girlfriend of 2 years a week later
>Everything is great
>Get text from gook
>"Seriously, you don't text me anymore?"
>Tell her "You said you didn't want to date"
>She tells me that I can still text
>I tell her nope
And here I am. Catfished twice. I was suppose to meet a third girl at McDonald's but she never showed, claimed she fell asleep, told her to fuck off when she asked to reschedule
i have too much self respect to use tinder
>>27699636
Girls who are that forward have always been utterly annoying or boring shits irl. Never have a personality, super bubbly in a dim way, and make everything about what I want. Easy to get nudes from tho
>>27699737
I retract the previous statement for light skinned black girls tho
That's just how they tend to be
>>27701570
Why do you wait so long to initiate sex? That's why you don't have more sex
Girls always a not until xyz condition of time, but you just tune it out and proceed as normal. I got my last ex so excited before our first date that we ended up fucking in my office a few days before we were supposed to go out. She originally wanted to wait until we went out a few times, but that resolve didn't last long when she suddenly had an opportunity
>>27702174
>On OKC
>>27702175
I'll translate. You actually mean to say "I'm a fat ugly autist who knows that I couldn't find a desperate girl to sleep with me, so I will lie to myself and to place my morals above everyone else's."
>>27702742
>I have no self-respect so I'll just attack the person who claims they have it
