I unironically free bleed and leave my underwear and sheets for my parents to wash

Save my boogies on my computer desk until they harden and then I crush them up with my fingers. So satisfying.

cum into a big blanket

>>27699585

I cum and spit into my blankie. I just washed it today actually so it's good as new :3

I started pissing in the sink once for the sake of it now I always do it because it's easier to aim, don't have to pull up or the down the toilet seat and I can just wash my hands straight after

Probably bite my fingernails and the skin around them.

Thinking I'll put Tabasco sauce on my hands or something.

Fap tbhqamil

>>27699612
it doesn't make sense to touch the poopy toilet to spray some sterile fluid out.

Pick my nose and eat my boogers

smoking i guess, i don't really do anything gross hygiene wise

>i bite and chew my nails
>i pick my nose anywhere
>i wipe with bidet and hands, and i don't wash my hands with soap afterwards because i trust water

>>27699634
its v comfy

>>27699505
empathize with the normies pretending to be robots on r9k [all of (you)]

I am a NEET living with his parents and I came several times on every towel in our house.