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>You weren't blessed with an older/younger sister

I hate you people that have a sister
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>>27698083
having a sister isnt a blessing its a curse.

you have to watch as the pure and innocent sister you played with grow into a roastie slut.
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>>27698106
>having a sister isnt a blessing its a curse.
This. Mine's a jerk that doesn't visit us anymore. I guess that's good, but I sort of miss my niece.
>>27698083
You can have my sister.
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>not raising somebody else's daughter

Stepfather porn is my biggest fetish.
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>>27698121
>You can have my sister.

How old is she?
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Stop with your anime bullshit, you have no idea what having a sister is like
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>>27698135
I think 41 or something. She's almost 20 years older than me, and I don't really remember anymore. I haven't seen her in 9 years.
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>>27698144
No anime bullshit. I just wished I had a sister who was around my age to hang out with and I wouldn't look like such a loser.
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>>27698083
I imagine it's not that cool for most robots, provided you're close enough to each other in age. Women fucking hate betas, and your sister isn't going to be an exception. Once she hits puberty she would start to treat you like dogshit.

Personally though I have an older sister who is enough older than me so that I never went through that. When she was a teenager I was still just a cute little kid, so we got along great. By the time I became a fucking loser she was already an adult, so she was more empathetic than anything else.
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>>27698171
Why not a brother then? Or do you seriously want to pretend that your sistwr is your gf to everybody
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>>27698212
>Or do you seriously want to pretend that your sistwr is your gf to everybody

Exactly that. My brother is 4 years older than me but we're different people. We talk and that's it. We don't hang out.
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>>27698237
Most people don't hang out with their siblings, especially not brother/sister. Also your sister wouldn't want to play your gf, she'd find it creepy. She would have enough to do with her own bf and orbitters.
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>>27698083
Only child and happy. If you had a sister, she'd drag you outside. Stay hiki.
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>>27698268
That's weird because I hang out with my brothers all the time and we play vidya, watch netflix and movies and even go to concerts sometimes. They're like close friends that can never get away from me!
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>>27698268
I know loads of people who hang around with their siblings.

Also it's not as if I'd say to her "be my pretend gf please" I'd just ask if she wants to go for something to eat or watch a film.
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>>27698083

Are you out of your fucking mind ? Unless you want one in with the hopes that they'll be a bigger failure than you then I cant see tge poi t in wishing for one. My older sister being any parents dream child only makes my failurea that much more noticeable
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>>27698106
>>27698121
>tfw sister is 22 and still pure
>she's waiting until marriage
>she just got engaged

I'm actually happy for her. I never really wanted to fuck her anyways but I'm glad she's not a roastie slut.
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>>27698083
I have a pretty older sister.

She is an absolute fucking bitch, and honestly, if you're not a literal sperging autist there is no way you can want to put your cock in your sister no matter how objectively attractive she is. I would've liked to have been an only child

You fucking only childs don't understand our pain
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>>27698312
They dont pretend to be your animu gfs
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Having sister(s) wouldn't have made anything better though
>wow Anon you have three sisters? You must have a tough life xDDDD
>mfw two of them are now feminazis who blame me and other cis straight white neurotypical males for their problems
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>>27698355
You're just fucking pathetic dude. I'm happy that you don't have a sister. She would be disgusted by you anyway.
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>>27698458
>You're just fucking pathetic dude

Who knew hanging out with your sibling would mean you're pathetic.
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My sister is mentally handicapped. She's turning 20 soon but she has the mental capacity of a 10 year old. I'll have to take care of her my entire life. It doesn't bother me a lot, I love her after all but sometimes I wish she was born "normal", you know. It would have been much easier for herself aswell. She feels very confused and lonely in this world.
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>>27698479
Do you get the feeling you hand to place your dick in her hand?
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>>27698479

I know how you feel, sort of. My younger brother has EXTREME social anxiety that'd put 99% of people here with "anxiety" to shame. I'm gonna have to let him leach off me for his whole life cuz muh anxiety. I don't know how to feel about it.

Obviously you have it better because my brother has a sliver of overcoming his anxiety MAYBE someday (but I doubt it)

good luck, godspeed.
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>>27698518
Ooops, I meant I have it better. Sorry about that.
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>>27698471
Nothing against that, but the fact that you want to do it with a sister instead of a sibling in general makes it cringeworthy. But luckily you dont have a sister anyway so who cares. I'm out.
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>>27698518
I hope your brother will eventually turn out right. I've heard about similar cases and it took years of therapy and medication but eventually it did work.
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>>27698083

>tfw mudslime
>tfw mudslime sister who is pure as fuck

Western cucks... Enjoy your sisters turning into whores. Islam is truly the way forward.
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>>27698083
>mfw 4 sisters
>mfw younger sister loved big bruv very much
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>>27698312
>GIRL BTW GIRL BTW
>ah-hem, ATTENTION!!!! VAGINA REPORTING IN
>LOOK AT ME NOTICE ME NOTICE ME IM A GIRLLLLLL

Die screaming
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My sister was a huge bitch throughout high school and then she kind of flipped a switch and got nice after failing horribly in college. She pushed me to stop being fat which eventually led to me getting /fit/. She pushed me to revamp my wardrobe. I don't like going out a ton but if we go grab food or watch a movie or something, I think that we look like a couple together, and it's obvious that other people do. I mentioned it once to her and she thought I was being crazy. Anyways, idk, she's clingy now and I'd rather stay at home and shitpost on the internet. She'll probably find a Chad one day, run off, and I'll write sad music about it. She's apparently started with TInder. I just feel so numb with everything in life.
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>>27698083
>he missed out on awkward shit like this which unavoidably led to sex

F050199
BF0719D
2F7FDED
DA3B89A
7AED28C

Anyone with a sister who say they didn't fuck or at least had her suck him off is a liar, OP. You truly missed out.
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>>27698756
Holy shit that almost looks like his sis wants the real D-eal.
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>you will never scare off Chads and keep your sister pure
>you will never give her advice or help her with her homework
>you will never teach her how to drive
>you will never be roommates with her while she goes to university
>you will never get to see her get married
>you will babysit the nieces and nephews so she and her husband can go out on their anniversary
>you will never be happy
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>>27698756

>F050199
>BF0719D
>2F7FDED
>DA3B89A
>7AED28C

What am I supposed to do with those?
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>>27698756
Why are they doing this? Why are they recording it?
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>>27699087
I dunno. Ask on reddit.
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>>27699108
They are young and simply playing with each other out of curiosity. She seems to give some obvious signs to take it further while the dork brother doesn't comprehend the situation at all and simply plays off all of her advances.

This is probably how most real life wincest stories start.
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>>27698154
Damn bro thats hot. fuck your sister thats also in milf territory
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>>27699087
Summers here early.
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>>27699087
you lurk moar, fucking newfag
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>>27699173
>BF0719D
>5:30
>doesn't comprehend the situation
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>>27698083
Having a sibling is more of a burden than you think, especially if you have more than one. I wish I was a only child.
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>>27699087
FUCK that's frustrating to watch
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>>27699245
I have 3 brothers and a much older half-sister, I wish I had an imouto or nee-san close to my age.
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>>27698083
I have an older sister and it's pretty great she let me live with her so I didn't have to pay so much for dorm in uni. It always makes me sad when people say they have a bad relationship with their sister since I think of mine as a friend
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>>27699186
You can if you want. You should totally cum in her.
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>>27698083
Younger sibling will constantly be pissing you off and parents will almost always take his/her side.
You look up to your older sibling but he/she treats you as shit.
If you don't have any siblings, you're bored alone and will never experience those few decent moments.

Life is shit. Deal with it.
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Having a sister is way over rated anon. I have two of them plus a brother. Having siblings is not like anime.
>My youngest sister is a gross fat selfish human being who throws tantrums when my dad doesn't give her money or my mom doesn't let her eat 20 snack cakes in one sitting.
>Shes also obsessed with viners and made my dad take her to a super expensive viner meet up.
>She's basically that annoying spoiled fat girl that every popular girl group has
>My other sister is basically a Stacy and is in a constant state of climbing her way to the top of the popularity ladder.
>My brother is Chad incarnate, he's honestly not that bad but we used to be close and it gives me feels when I think too hard about it

I do honestly feel bad for my Stacy sister though. I was home alone one day and saw that she was still logged into gmail and read a bunch of her personal emails cause I'm a degenerate and thought there'd be funny stuff like her shit talking other girls but opened up a bunch of feels instead.
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>>27698083
i have a younger chad brother and a much older half-sister that's getting married to a guy with two daughters already. the only upside to my family situation is that nobody bothers me and my sister's wedding has an open bar, which I'm going to use to it's fullest extent.
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>>27699682
What did she email? What feels did you get?
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>>27698756
>lifts her shirt up
>lifts it so far you can see the underside of her tits
>puts in the tiniest effort to pull her pants down
>slaps her ass once and then her lower back three times
>that aura of disappoint she gives off

That's hard to watch
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>>27698083
I have an older sister.
We used to be pretty close when we were young but just became complete fucking strangers.

She got into the coast guard eventually and I forget I even have a sister quite regularly.

She's not a stacy thank god, but just not really the kind of sister that I'd interact with regularly.
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>>27698083
Its more of a curse, my sister is studying nursing and my parents are devoting all our resources on her while they yell at me for not continuing uni and not working a decent job while refusing to get me a car to go to work in.
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>>27699821

>Searched her inbox, nothing but boring college papers
>Decide to look at sent email
>Shit ton of emails sent to some fuck named Matthew
>Open the first one its a shitty quality selfie of her and some dude at a concert.
>Shes grinning from ear to ear
>Read text below: Matty I know things have been over for awhile now, but I miss you so much, things are so hard. Look at how happy we were. Why did you just throw it all away. I know I said I'd stop writing but I can't get you out of my head.
>fuck little sis has oneitis
>Next few emails are desperate pleas to come back to her, each promising that if she can just talk to him once she'll leave him alone forever
>"Matt please, I've done so much for you. I gave you my virginity, I'd always take you out to eat or make you food, I even wrote your essay that got you into college, i know I would argue and not admit when I was wrong but I've worked so hard on overcoming that"
>whoa whoa hold the phone what
>skip a few emails and find one with a 3 page essay in it.
>It's really good talking about how much he loves baseball and how the hard work and dedication he learned from sports made him a better student
>Read line underneath: I hope this is good enough to get you into the college you want Matty. I love you, please talk to me soon.
>She wrote his fucking college essay that got him in
>Actually had to pause cause it really pissed me off that someone could take advantage of her feelings like that.
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>>27700237
>>27699821

I reached character limit and had to split this up a little

>Keep reading more emails
>"You haven't talked to me since last night are you just using me? I meant more to you than this once Matt. Did you block my number?"
>open next email, fuck fuck fuck its nudes
>text underneath says while you're away dont forget about this body you have waiting for you at home
>throw up in mouth a little
>email before that is sister saying she's scared to send pictures but she'll do it cause she loves him
>As i get further back its stuff like her saying how happy he makes her, complaing that dad took the phone away again.
>Says he's the one thing that makes her happy, the one thing that makes sense.
>The one thing that makes her not want to kill herself

I stopped reading there. I logged her out of her gmail after I deleted get email with nudes in it. She's always said how depressed she was but I just always thought she was being melodramatic. Then again everyone in our family is fucked up with depression or anxiety in some way.
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>>27700283
>deleted email with nudes in it
You fucked up. I was about to ask for them.
Go hug your sister and tell her everything will be ok. If she asks what do you mean, just say "everything".
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>>27700400
I'm not gonna save nudes of my sister homie. That's icky. I would if I wasnt so estranged from my family. I pretty much have to visit once in awhile to keep them off my back but at this point its like sitting in a room full of strangers. I'm just the outcast oldest weird sibling.
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>>27700473
Pack your shit and drive to visit your sister at once, faggot. That's your duty. She needs you.
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>>27700510
Calm down familia. The newest email was from 2 months ago. If anything she's realized she can do better and has moved on. She's got her little clique of friends. It's not like a random hug out of the blue from me is required. We've been drifted apart for a long time.
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My sister is scared of me and hates me.

You don't want a sister. It will change nothing. It'll only be one more family member for you to disappoint.
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>>27699115
>>27699209
>>27699210
Not the other guy, but I've been here around a year or so, and I have never seen random numbers posted like this.
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>>27700510

Honestly, the idea of not being annoyed/mad that his sister got banged out is weird to me.

Then again, I have a muzzie background.
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>>27700681
check out this veteran
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>>27700681
>He thinks a year is long enough to post

Lurk for another 2 years then you will be allowed to post. Those random letters mean something to people who lurked long enough.
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>>27700681
all new posters have to pass the 4 year mandatory /b/ootcamp

since you've been here a year I'm sure they'll accept you right away
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>>27700714
>>27700751
I don't care about you faggot's exclusive club. Just tell me what the numbers mean.
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>>27700810
>he doesn't know

redeem them on steam, faggot
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>>27700810
There links to watch videos on a certain website. But no one can write the name of the website. Here: if you didn't have a father, you'd be fatherless... If you didn't have a mother you'd be...

Welcome newfriend.
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>>27700810
I won't tell you what they mean, Mason.

>>27700856
kys spoonfeeding twat
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>>27700885
Don't be such an autismo
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I have 2 sisters
one of them is pretty hot as well
and I've seen her naked.several times.
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>>27700698
My sis is a Stacy. I was honestly surprised she hadn't been banged or til then. Don't get me wrong though. I was also pretty pissed that he made her send pictures knowing that he probably stopped giving a fuck about her at this point.
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>>27700894
Fuck off you think you're helping them but you're really not with each newfag you spoonfeed the board becomes even more shit
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>>27700810
porn codes you stupid fuck
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>>27700894
Don't go crying when more shit threads appear. it will be your fault for spoonfeeding retards

>b-but muh secrit klub!

Yeah this place is a secret club and the more people that fucking lurk and don't show their newfagginess, the better.
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>>27698083
you dont know shit anon, i've got 4, 1 younger 3 older. It's hell
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>>27701551
got any stories on why its hell?
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my sister gave me a blowjob twice while my mom was away in florida when i was 19 and she was 16. still the only sexual contact i' ve ever had too it was cheeky m8
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>>27701551
>you dont know shit anon

Clearly I don't since I don't have any sisters.

You must've been doing something wrong to find it hell to be living with your sisters.
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>>27700856
>>27701060
I knew they were codes, but I didn't know that that website used codes for their videos. I've been there before, but I always saw titles. I didn't even know there were websites you couldn't mention besides 6+2 chan.
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>>27701657
>>27701751

not really crazy stories, but i'd rather have a brother to hang with that share some interest that i have.

growing up in a house with my mom, and 4 sisters is kinda annoying
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>>27701341
>>27701040
I rarely post on this board. I've never created a thread here, and, over the course of a year, I've posted only around fifteen times in various threads. I don't even frequent this board anymore. I spend most of my time on /fa/, another board where I rarely post and have only ever made two threads on.
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>>27702036
>i'd rather have a brother to hang with that share some interest that i have.

And that same brother could end up being a Chad and not being even relate-able to you.
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>>27702776
I'm no robot ;^)
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>>27702834
ree get out chad.
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>>27702036
I have a brother and a sister and I actuality prefer to hang out with my sister. My brother is in a rebellious teen phase and can't shut about his gf, and is kind of a Chad. It's a shame my sister rarely wants to spend time with me, isn't as smart as my brother and is getting overweight.
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>>27698083
They don't know how good they have it.
I would've made that bitch worship my dick
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>>27702976
Serious. I wanna smack all those idiots crying that their sisters are bitches and crap.
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>>27698479
Literally living the dream.
She's your personal cum bucket and will never tell anyone
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>>27702935
Help her lose weight by having vigorous sex with her anon
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>>27703009
My nigga.
If she's younger than you, she already looks up to you.
Even better if she's constantly in your room annoying you, then no one suspects anything if you close the door and do the deed.
If she's older, just blackmail her for having lingerie, drinking, sneaking out, etc.
Or if you can't do that, just overpower her.
She'll fucking love it cus women like being raped.

Like holy shit, I had a cousin 3 years younger that was constantly grinding on my dick and making out with me when her parents left the room.
I would've smashed if we had more than 3 mins alone.
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>>27698083
I have two sister one older one younger. I fucking hate the older one she's a useless waste of space. If it wasn't for my parents I wouldn't ever see her again. Younger one is alright. Honestly its always been a fucking drag.
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>>27699087


theyre links on motherlss, but its fucking nothing just some autistic guy dancing with his sister
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>>27698083

real sisters are more often then not a pain in the ass for many many years, life is not an incest hentai
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>>27698756
I just came to the 3rd vid
White people baka
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>>27700810
Black Desert Online Guest Pass codes
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>>27703077
I always try but the jewish media brainwashed her into thinking she's fine with her body and being a little overweight is okay.
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>>27698083
My older sister had a son with a 63 year old while she was 27
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>>27698756
>tfw no gfd sister
51042E2
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man, I really hope my younger brother doesn't look at me the way you guys do your sisters or would if you had a sister

I probably should hang out with him less
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>>27698083
you can take mine, she's an insufferable cunt
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>>27703929
Give your brother the time of his life. Fuck him.
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>>27698083

I have both and they're both a plague and a curse unto my life and the lives around them.

I lurk R9k cause my entire family is women and I know the modus operandi. Women are just plain evil.
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>>27698083
older sister is the worst kind of sibling to have
younger brother/younger sister is patrician
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>>27703929
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why don't you love your brother?
You want him to become a misogynistic faggot like us and end up here or shooting up schools?
How hard is it to give him a tug once a year?
Maybe let him grind your ass til he cums in his shorts.
It literally costs you nothing and you can save the kid's life
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>>27704055
Have you tried fucking them?
>>27703994
What's her phone #?
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>>27703929
You disgust me. Normal siblings experiment and prepare each other for the real world. You're some fucking asocial hermit reject who cant even be a good sister.

Fuck yourself u dumb roastie whore
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>brother/sister Mless videos posted
>nobody posts the eternal GOAT
fucking christ i expected better from you robots
91FBB38
enjoy m8s
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