Who else /mischief/ here?
>need to shit
>go to public toilet
>see sign that says "flush broken"
>still take a shit in it
>feelsgood.jpg
>see weeaboo called Nagato online
>call him a faggot everytime I can
>feelsgood.jpg
When I go grocery shopping with my parents, I will get a soda and small bag of chips and when I'm finished with them, I will just throw them on a shelf.
Just today
>check out in the 20 items or fewer line
>have 26 items
Haha normies BTFO
friend's on holiday asks me to go up to his to feed his gf's cat and a stray cat that's been hanging round there for years that we've named snarf
go up up they've got shit food for snarf, expensive food and treats for his girls cat
not on my watch snarfs living like a king for next 2 week well actually a queen realised that after kittens 5 yrs ago but the names stuck haha
>say I'm going to turn my life around
>don't
>Be as self-serve checkout
>Place fruit on scanner
>Select "navel orange"
>It's actually a red grapefruit
>Bankrupting evil corporations.ico
>>27697933
Shitposting this board all day and night.
Nice spooky dubs.
>see little brats pulling a branch off a tree
>the one in front slips and falls into the rest of them
>mfw they all fell down a cliff
>mfw there was an old ladder right by me that I didn't give them
