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2016-04-07 12:30:18
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00 - 05 You're a Brahmin. You get to poo on the street, violate Dalit women, and burn Dalit homes, but you're only allowed to eat vegetarian food. You do not wipe your ass, and you must drink Cow urine instead of using modern medicine. You have a large inheritance, but you may not spend any of it on western things. You rant about the greatness of India, and abhor everything western, especially if it is American. You are poorly educated at Indian academic institutions, but have a false sense of superiority despite your poor undeveloped surroundings. You refuse to take responsibility for your country although you undeniably control it in every meaningful way.
06 - 15: You're a Kshatriya. You get to rule and be a warrior, but you must bow before the Brahmins and protect them. You can eat a varied diet, and you may eagerly partake in violating Dalits. Your children may not learn at university, but they can attend primary and secondary school and be taught the art of war. Your weapons are primitive, and you are easily beaten by white men. You too poo on the street.
16 - 25: You're a Vaishya. You are a merchant, skilled tradesman, or farm manager. You are wealthier than the Kshatriyas, but not as respected. You eat well, but like the Brahmin you take your poos on mainstreet. Your children are educated abroad at elite institutions, but at home must feign deference to Brahmins. You may also violate Dalits.
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