>"Eat it!"
What is the next logical step?
>>27697361
Release the motherfucking bees
I'd gtfo. Run for the mother fucking hills.
why are you so obsessed with this landwhale?
leave the room
go buy a gun and bullets
shoot myself
pull the flamethrower's trigger
Ask her why she ate my fucking plate of food.
Yes mistress!
Right away mistress!
Eat it? I'd tell her to go on a diet, then maybe we could arrange something down the line, once she's fit.
>>27697361
>awful face
>fat
>pericings
>problem glasses
I would rather fuck a tranny
I would educate her about why using green text AND quotation marks is fucking retarded. Fucking women.
>>27697643
Gtfo you fuckin normie
>>27697730
Get a waifu son, don't settle for fantasizing about bottom of the barrel 3DPD trash this this degenerate shit.
At least she doesn't have tattoos. But I bet she has a kid
ittadakimasu ~
>bites a chunk the size of a clementine out of her thigh before licking up to her groin and nashing it down in 3 chomps with my canines, tearing haphazardly
>>27697997
GNASHING!?
this was so repulsive it made me shiver
not often that this happens
>>27698058
>GNASHING!?
gnashing.
To do as she says
>>27697868
Sorry, but what does it mean to get a waifu? Is it having a tulpa? What do you do with a waifu?
>>27697361
Prepare the harpoon and kill that white whale ;^]
>>27698086
Don't try to question autism. He will soon kill himself don't worry ;) .
>>27697868
Ain't that right you waste of oxygen? ;) please make your parents proud. Hang yourself ;)
>>27698101
lol man ur stations men XDDDD Prepare Le Harpoonz ROFL
>>27698116
Hey anon, were both here on an board for loser who can't get laid. The difference is, I fantasize about cute anime girls, while you fantasize about overweight degenerates who look straight outta tumblr.
I'm sorry your taste is so bad that you have to lash out at others to justify it.
>>27698206
i just come here to laugh at you all. pic related is my gf. jealous faggot?
>>27698244
So what days do you get her, and what days belong to Tyrone?
>>27698282
This doesn't actually happen in real life to most people. But man, your jelly is oozing out of your fat pores.
>>27698357
You're right, it only happens to betas. And you are comming to an obsure image board to find people lower than you to boost your ego, which means your are a low ranking beta. If you were the Alpha, you would be looking down on people like yourself, while fucking their girlfriends to boost your ego. But here you are.
>smug anime fag vs. normiefag
Could the both of you fags transmute your superiority complexes into cocks and go fuck yourselves onto a different board?
>>27698451
This happens in almost every thread on r9k now.
Some waifuposting autist gets into a heated exchange with a normie. It's always hilarious.
Well, it depends. My testosterone has been through the roof the last couple of weeks.
If nobody finds out, make her my slam piggy for the next 5 hours. If somebody would find out, tell her she's being a degenerate and to get out.