Sup, wagecuck? Ready for another day of slavery? To give you a helping hand: your two days of freedom is two days away.
>>27696802
Thisis very helpful, whether they admit it or not.
>>27696802
>payday
>see that sweet $1200 roll into my account
I wonder how your NEETBUX look in comparison?
>>27697065
>disabilitybux day
>900$ roll into account
not bad for doing nothing eh?
>>27697940
What that 900 dollars buys you might as well be nothing if you dont live with mommy
Youre essentially in the shitter if you have a tooth ache or some medical problem whereas wagegods have that taken care of with work benefits
>>27698000
surprise surprise wageslave, i get free health care, subsidised government housing and tooth care. Canada biotches!! ;D
livin comfy.
>>27698098
you shouldn't have told him the details mang... what if he gets envious and kills himself?
>>27697940
>only $900
Jesus Christ you poor little NEET. Do you need some financial assistance? I can buy you some food so you don't go hungry. Holy shit I can't believe NEETS have to subsist on under 42,000 a year. Poor bastards.
>>27698098
I know low income families with a child get dental but what disability do you have that you get free dental ?
I live in Canada as well
>>27698098
make sure to include your xfiles poster and barbie dolls in the pic so people think you have a personality
>>27696802
shut the fuck up you stupid aborted fag
>>27698165
>this retard forgot that different places have different costs of living
retard indeed.
>>27698175
you get it after a year of being on "disability"(faked that one too ;D)
>>27698196
I could see someone living in some shit hole like the maritimes with 900, not any other area.
>>27698196
holy shit you poor dirty NEET. Seriously buddy do you need any cash? Don't be shy I can give you some if you haven't eaten anything in a while. You guys are literally probably skipping meals :(
Please don't hesitate to ask if you need some food or new clothes I know it's tough to be dirt poor.
>>27698220
Which program do you have mate
>4 years neet
>today's my first day at work
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>>27698229
lol retard, i live in montreal and i pay 250$ for muh government apartment all included, health care, tooth care is free, i got 650 bucks for food, live like a fuckin king. a king that knows how to play the system.
>>27698241
aawwww wagie ragie? ;D
>>27698261
What program are you on?
I know some areas in mtl are cheap and can get some places for 600 so half price isnt that unreasonable
Who /shill/ here?
>Robots are the most gullible people on all of 4chan
>Why don't you date niggers/smoke/drink/do sports/lift/become a trap
>You guys are literally so easy that it's actually shocking and akin to subliminal brainwashing
>>27696802
mfw I'm currently on 2 weeks of paid leave from a job I actually enjoy, find fulfilling and don't dread going back to
>>27696802
Neetbux + Selling RuneScape gold from a bot farm. It's the easiest money you'll ever make, and you don't need to lift a finger past the setup.
>>27696802
ey gringo nota wegecuck imma cum by2 mow ur lawn 2day dont insult me eh
>>27698323
solidarite sociale
>>27698287
I'm not mad at all bud, I just feel bad that you guys have to subsist on so little money. Do you ever have to wait a couple days before eating? What if something breaks? Does it stay broken? NEETbros if you need food please ask.
>>27698429
aawww i think i just broke you, please dont cry poor wageslave.
>>27698220
leech scum
>>27698261
>$650 for food
>live like a king
>>27698185
Ha ha, I love it when the wagecucks get toasty in these threads. Even if it's fake I still love it.
And I love these threads. OP, please always do this.
>>27698452
worthless cocksucker, fatass, bitch ass, literal smelly ass, kettle cooked chips eating, booger flinging, trash at games still, anime waifu worshipping, that's real fucking NEET-o NEET son of a bitch
>>27698411
http://www.mess.gouv.qc.ca/solidarite-sociale/programmes-mesures/index_en.asp
i dont think you fall under any of these desu senpai
canada just doesnt give money to people with autism like usa, they actually try and put you back to work
but you can post some bank statement or other proof to prove me wrong :^)
>>27698474
it is where i'm from ;)
i get like a hundred bux left after a whole month of junk food pig out spree...damn man dem burgers...good thing i get dat free health care, i feeling like imma need it soon lol
>>27698495
call a suicide prevention hotline right NOW !!!!
>>27698452
buddy are you delirious because you havent eaten in a while? I'm going to call an ambulance because I'm worried for you. They'll feed you in the hospital and I'll cover the charge so you don't have to waste your little money.
>>27698261
>living on $650 bucks for food.
are you alright lmfao?
>>27698532
man, some people got really low standards
>>27698496
lol confirmed for not doing his homework, typical wagie, gives up too easily.
let me also post my social security number too ;D
>>27698557
did you call that suicide prevention hotline yet wagie?
>>27698608
its all i ever wanted mang xD theres a place nearby, makes delicious burgers and souvlaki, i get take out everyday.
here in germany you get 400 yuros+ free appartment,
but not before you are 25 years
>>27698496
>canada just doesnt give money to people with autism like usa, they actually try and put you back to work
>like usa
You are fucking screwed in the US if you need financial assistance and are not a nigger, immigrant or woman.
>>27698261
Canadafag here. I would like to emphasize for readers the extent to which this man is living the dream.
>live in possibly the best city in the country
>rent taken care of
>healthcare taken care of
>dental care taken care of
>ample money for groceries, including snack foods
>still enough money to go out
>happy to mostly just stay at home anyway
I am legit jelly and happy for you, Anon. Would be grateful for any tips on working the system (though I am Ontariofag).
>>27698342
>tfw getting paid to shill on 4chan
>>27698633
Ok I just put the call into 911 and reported a starving citizen. Please don't panic they'll be there shortly and you will be alright in the hospital. Ill come visit you!! :)
https://sherpa.tax/
I selected no to everything but 'i have a disability' because you are living with your parents
>You are eligible for: 0$
Shocker. Bullshitter op
>>27698241
I need money senpai, can you donate some to this poor little dirty NEET?
>>27698688
>ontariofag
i heard its much harder to get bux there, glorious communist quebec is master race.
>>27698719
sure, i'll buy you a cheeseburger ;) r u violent though? we cant be friends then.
*Yaaaaaaawn*
It's actually night time here, neet. Not that you even know what position the sun is anyway. Gonna go to bed soon. Just fucked an amazing hooker - maybe if you save your neetbux for a few months you can afford a happy ending?
Also your mum told me to tell you to stop browsing /r9k/ and actually put out those job applications. She's so serious she hired me to shill your threads until your anxiety boils over.
If anything you need an early start tomorrow more than me. You're going to be delivering those empty job applications on foot. Better put out a lot I think your mum is serious this time
>>27698752
Time to brush up on muh French then I suppose.
>>27698722
wtf is that site?
you go to your local welfare office, bring papers from your shrink. its that fuckin easy.
>>27698783
lol
>tfw i can actually afford 1 hooker for an hour every month from leftover bux
not bad.
>>27698778
Shhhh little NEET just let the doctors do they're jobs. Ill see you soon!
>>27698823
k brah, you da man! go forth and multiply your slave wages xD lol dat sounded fuckin brilliant.
>>27698783
>You're going to be delivering those empty job applications on foot.
kek. nice one m8!
>>27698460
Buttmad wagie
