This board is a joke.
None of you are close to being on the wrong side of 40.
Come back when you are and then maybe you can call yourself a true robot.
Seriously you're a bunch of whiny fucking kids talking about killing yourselves or how alone you are.
You don't know shit until you have those problems and are older. Deep down you little shits have hope that things will change.
A true robot is old and knows there is no hope because death is coming soon and you never realized your potential.
So fuck right off you "based" shitter cucks.
Am I saying that right? based shitter cucks? That's what you kids call each other right?
>>27696349
um.. ok dad you can leave now..
Get your meme on :^)
what if i am 40 xD
>>27696389
>xD
Yeah, you're not.
>>27696349
Wow what a grandpa
>>27696349
Nice "depression who has it worse pissing contest" thread fagtron
>Any age below 22
Get the fuck off this board! Your life isn't ruined because it hasn't began! You've hope to save yourself
>23-25
Ok you missed your head start at life but still not to late. It will be discouraging seeing people 3 years oungwr than you with a steady job and their shot together but you'll catch up
>26-27
Now is the time to get off your arse. Last chance. Really, stop browsing now and sort your shot out
>28 plus
You've wasted more than a quarter of your life being a pathetic loser. Just stay a NEET or kill yourself. There's no hope now unless you win the lotto or some shit
>>27696365
>dad
>robot
Pick one
>tfw 50 next year
>>27696349
>turning 32 this month
>peaked early and was an impressive kid
>everything fell apart
>now I'm in this shithole and working data entry
>can't get my shit together like my normie Chad brother
>was always bitter angry loner while he was always happy and positive socialite
Who /heinzdoofenshmirtz/ here?
I'm almost 27 and only starting postgrad, the average age is like 22.
Only have a shit part time job.
I'm pretty fucked, I'm a real robot
>>27696474
I rewatched Phineas and Fern recently after not seeing it since like 2011. It's ok but not as great as I remember. I think it stood out back 8 years ago when there were no good cartoons on tv. It also should of ended with Summer belongs to you or the tv movie. It dragged on after that
This board is a joke.
None of you are close to being on the wrong side of 50.
Come back when you are and then maybe you can call yourself a true robot.
Seriously you're a bunch of whiny fucking kids talking about killing yourselves or how alone you are.
You don't know shit until you have those problems and are older. Deep down you little shits have hope that things will change.
A true robot is old and knows there is no hope because death is coming soon and you never realized your potential.
So fuck right off you "based" shitter cucks.
Am I saying that right? based shitter cucks? That's what you kids call each other right?
Faggot
*firm handshake
*eye contact
get lost gramps
Midlife crisis I think.. I'm sorry. All you can really do is pat yourself on the back and assure yourself that you did the best you could, even if in your heart it isn't necessarily true. Don't resign hope, it's not over until it's really over. I don't like to see anyone in this much psychological pain. I guess our priorities in life are different, squandering my potential doesn't concern me so much. I'm not so good at consoling, and I can't take your pain away. Don't lose sight of what really matters to you, cling to it for dear life.
also
>based shitter cucks
>>27696510
>the average is 22
Fug I wish I was in your class
23 year old gag here in a first year course. Everyone is either 18 and should be in a creche or a baby boomer mature student who should be dead like 15 years ago
>>27696349
im 37 this year not good at chatting to girls or anyone really, i have 4 mates all from when we we're kids it was good when we was younger i just tagged along n got by alright but they've all moved on got married got kids blah blah normal shit i've had 3 gf in my life,longest relationship was 2 weeks i have managed to get my dick wet with all 3 so that's not too bad but last gf was 9 yr ago and to be honest i stopped giving a fuck years ago my dad died of a stroke when he was 43 his dad died when he was 46 of a stroke so i'm just counting down the years hoping it'll happen to me ,waiting for the sweet release
>>27696349
wew,edgy
>>27696474
Depressed as hell at the moment, but that post made me laugh a little with the /heinzdoofenshmirtz/. Thanks anon.
