Who else incredibly boring?
>so boring and scared i only say 5 things if even throughout a whole 1 hour movie over skype with someone else
How does chad do it?
>>27695946
this is a cute post
>>27695946
IT's a movie dummy, you're not meant to talk unless it's terrible or super awesome.
>movie over Skype
I'd rather get the lethal dose of morphine 2bh
>>27695957
Nah its not
>>27695968
Some reason it still feels werid. Wnat if one of us already watched the movie?
ps they only talk to you because you are a retard reject loser with no friends and they find it a chore every time you send a message
>better to remain silent and let people think you a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
>>27695946
>whole 1 hour movie over skype
People watch movies over skype with eachother?
Like anything social skills take practice. Chad has a shitton of practice and never has any reason for his confidence to lower trying to harness these skills.
>>27696015
you are adorable! :)
>>27695946
>got complimented once for being quiet
>i can just chill with you, anon. i don't feel like i need to be trying to make conversation all the time.
you're doing them a favour.
>"So, Anon, what did you do this weekend?"
>"Oh, you know. Partied a little, unwound. Stuff like that."
>I actually just read a book about the militarization of American police forces throughout history, and listened to a lot of blues music
>>27696316
I was quite surprised, since I've only ever talked to men on mumble / team-speak and we basically swear at each-other, call each other stupid cunts etc.. All my jobs as well were basically me talking and making friends with other men and never any women. My women experience is litrelly zero, but i enjoyed watching a movie with someone else even if i wont ever meet that person. It made me feel nice and warm for some reason especially when you hear her soft voice.
Plus since i don't work and i haven't for some months (currently looking) i am friendless because as i mentioned above i worked with all old people and never my age.
Still probably one of the nicest females I've ever met. I wonder if it's all a prank?
>>27696356
Too bad she now knows I'm dysfunctional and cant even hold a conversation.
>>27696395
I say honesty is the best key, so i don't like to lie even if it's a small one. I am upfront as well.
>>27696382
But don't you feel that sensation they are finding you boring and might want you to talk?
>>27696446
I just find it's easier to lie because if I tell the truth they think there's something wrong with me, like I'm a defect or depressed or something. I just like to read and I like quiet.
>>27696517
I thought about this too, but i say don't fight it and don't lie. I may sound depressed as well but i really am not and i don't take any medication. Since i don't have a job i watch movies, listen to music, workout, and ride / fix cars and bikes. I enjoy it but it feels a lot better to be able to talk with someone else.
I guess the moral of the story is don't pretend to be someone else.
>>27696575
I just don't want to talk to them and the conversation ends quicker if I pretend to do "normal" shit on weekends.
>>27696595
Whatever floats your boat my friend, i hope we both make it someday.
>>27696312
but most normiescrum spew shit out there mouths all the time and everyone including women seem to love it
Might sound pretty fucking dumb and retarded but the fact that you visit this shithole makes you more interesting than most normies.
I mean you are part of a huge hive mind and you have seen and talked about so much here ( even if its all trash and lies)
I try to cover up the corruption in my soul just be able to function in public but then there's nothing left but a stale imitation of a person
>>27696647
>tfw you watch normies speak
>they speak about everything and go on and on
>>27696681
Never thought about it that way and never told anyone i know, but i asked her what boards she browses and she never told me she browsed this board so i feel safe to post my feels for my fellow robots.
Do you guys who have female friends tell them you browse this board?
>>27695946
I'm really boring: people are not usually interested in whatever I am, and I don't like doing jokes, if I try they're usually just not funny and people get annoyed
It's my number one problem with girls really
>>27696850
i wonder if we can be changed.
>anon do you have any friends xd
>h-hahaha yyeah
>>27696790
I've told one, because there was a suicide thread and there was a response I was pretty sure was her just based on the image and the way it was written. I think she thought it was me.
Turned out to not be her though so we just forgot about it.
Literally all I've said today is
>Yeah x 4
>Goodnight, love you too to my mom
When will I die?
>>27697038
Did it make you cringe knowing she would of browsed this board and read the women hate threads and such?
>>27697059
>When will I die?
when you get old and stale
>>27695946
I'm boring as fuck unless it's something I'm interested in, which is never because nobody wants to actually chat when we meet up or go out beyond "so what are you doing?/how's work/study?"/did you watch *insert entry level shit* the other night?" so they can get back what they are doing and how exciting it is, I don't do anything so I've got nothing to contribute
>normies don't watch anime
>normies don't like comics
>normies don't like talking about movies
>normies don't like talking about history
>normies don't like discussing politics or current happenings
>normies don't like deep discussion on anything
>normies don't read enough to discuss books
>normies don't like vidya enough to discuss them
huh, maybe I'm not the boring one after all
>>27697494
have u tried being urself?
>>27695946
We don't, we literally don't do shit.
We just have to be there, and that is pretty much it.
>>27697707
>>27697707
>We don't, we literally don't do shit.
>We just have to be there, and that is pretty much it.
refer to the picture chad.
how do we fix this?
my only hobbies are 4chan, weight lifting and dude weed. i think what i need are more hobbies to draw from in conversation
but wait, thats fucking stupid because normies and chads don't talk about "hobbies" they just fucking talk, about nothing, and make it seem sincere and interesting
how? the only time i can do that is when i'm blasted drunk and chad can do it stone cold sober
>>27697981
>how do we fix this?
I don't know man.
I don't think we can be fixed, the most fucked up thing in my case is when i first have voice chat initiated my heart starts beating real fast and i just want off the ride but at the same time i want to talk and eventually start feeling better after a couple minutes (but still somewhat cautious at saying stuff).
It's more bizarre that i am capable and have no care in the world to go about 280kmh on my bike (about 173mph) but women make me shake.
What the fuck man.
>>27697981
Why don't you autismos follow sports?
Instant convo w/ other sports guys.
>>27698048
never liked sports. in fact, one of the reasons i started lifting was because i always got picked on by the sports kids growing up in school
but i dont care about talkingto guys, my problem is that i can't go on a date without awkward silences. like, no matter how long i can stave it off, i know it's coming, it always comes and then the girl and i magically stop talking after i leave
>>27698048
I always enjoyed playing sports and hated watching it on TV. So i never know what's going on or who won etc..
>>27698104
We are robots for a reason.
You retards are incouragable. Sorry 'robots' but you have to have interests to be interesting.
>>27698027
Pic related.
Remember: A criminal will only kill you. A woman will ruin your life.
>>27698333
I don't believe all females are bad.
>>27696382
If you're too quiet getting to that point is impossible.
>>27698027
How do you even ge tto the point of having voice chat?
>>27698713
Don't know my man, i cant even hold a steady conversation with the opposite sex. Though what I've gathered so far is some of it is up to the female at hand and if they prefer it over text.
>>27695946
>uni
>we have to write an essay about any topic of how choosing as long as it relates to what we're studying
>tell my teacher i dont know what to write about
>he asks me what my interests are
>mfw
>>27698809
Should have told him it's anime.
>>27698789
So you know a bunch of girls that you talk to?
>>27698985
>bunch
Only one, i did say i didn't know.
>>27699006
Where do you know the girl from?
I am just asking to see if i can learn from you.
>>27699107
I don't want to post where i met her from, you don't have much to learn from me.
