Truly, a greasy cheeseburger with cola is the pinnacle of food and drink.
The one and only heroin of food and drink.
>tfw be a burnedout NEET
>stealing bux from parents to feed my cheeseburger addiction
>tfw no Burger Anonymous near me
>tfw getting more obese by the day
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That looks delicious, OP. I'm currently starving because I'm low on money and there isn't much food in the house and seeing this pic made it much worse.
>>27695529
Enjoy your heart pains
I would be devouring that fucking thing so fast. Then have another. Give me 3rds, PLEASE!!!!
I got some chicken burgers in the freezer.. but it's just not the same. No lettuce or hamburger buns either. Guess it's back to rice for me.
>>27695552
i feel you famila
>>27695561
Bro I literally almost died because I ate so much fast food (gut problem), but I refuse to give up the cheeseburgers.
I'd literally rather be fucking DEAD than give up one of the only things I truly love.
>>27695529
Frigg off Randy you Rico Suave looking maw
>>27695583
muh nigga!
lets suicide by cheeseburgers together.
OP is this you my man??
>>27695552
Me too anon. So hungry ;~;
>>27695611
maybe i should do that...a man's gonna get desperate
>>27695657
If you live within driving distance of me I'll buy you a cheeseburger.
>a-me-ri-ka
>>27695611
It really seems like a good way to fund your addiction sir.
>>27695692
Where you from anon. I'm assuming not NY because it's 5 am here.
>>27695746
No, same time zone though near London, Ontario.
>>27695608
Hell FUCKING yeah my nigga.
>mfw veggiecucks tell me how much they like eating healthy and hating everything they eat and getting to live an extra 8-10 pain filled years
>>27695529
That looks SOOOO tasty
I go to McDonald's once or twice a week and get two McDoubles and a Dr. Pepper. Absolute garbage for you but it tastes amazing.
Tfw i live in Paris
I test every popular burger restaurants, popular kebabs and such.
Tfw it's not even greasy.
Pic related.
>>27695763
Forgot my pic.
Eating cheeseburgers is literally the most enjoyable thing in the universe to me. I enjoy fast food more than orgasms.
I don't know why but I really hate fast food burgers. They always feels off. I either hate the buns, the meat, the cheese, the sauce or something else.
Making my own burgers.
>>27695819
That looks like my dog shat on a plate
>French "cuisine"
>>27695819
frogs cant into authentic greasy cheeseburgers, that's murica only.
>>27695834
Terriburg.
>tfw eat a whopper with fries and coke after nothing but ramen for days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0k27yqZIHc
>>27695834
this looks great anon. What meat is this? doesn't look like beef.
>>27695819
Are there any white people left in Paris?
>>27695960
Where's yer bun, Randy?
https://youtu.be/b2SJ2LsPqKc?t=105
>>27695611
>>27695725
hmmmm, well then
>>27695819
It probably tastes 10/10 but it doesn't look like it
>have $35 a week in my budget for food
>thats like $1-2 per meal
>don't live in america and fast food is hella expensive
>even when I have money, I just feel stupid after eating fast food for wasting so much money on something that I don't even have anymore
>regret always outweighs the enjoyment no matter how good it is
>haven't eaten fast food in 2 years except on my birthday when my parents take me out
I am gonna share a secret with you lot:
go to Mcdonalds and order a PLAIN triple cheese burger. If they make burgers live (as in made to order) like in my country, then the burger will be piping hot and full of grease.
Note: plain means meat, cheese and bun ONLY. NO SAUCE OR VEGE SHIT
>>27696157
fuck that, i want extra mayo, tomato, pickles on muh cheeseburger.
>>27695552
IM STARVING
I live in Potsdam NY and I'm a starving poorfag with no car. Someone please take me out for fast food ;_;
>>27695746
>ny
your going to die by cheeseburger and you've probably never ate an in-n-out double double with grilled onions and animal style fries with both a coke and a strawberry milkshake...
>>27695529
>tfw I am also an obese, burger-addicted NEET
>parents give me $75 a week for doing very minimal chores, which basically turns into a fast-food fund
>tfw Five Guys, In-n-out, The Habit, McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, Jack In The Box, Arby's, Carl's Junior, and Taco Bell are all down the street from my house
I am becoming very, very fat.
>>27696260
>tfw can't afford to travel that far
>>27696190
Order it plain you fucking faggot. We're talking about McDonalds here, not some fancy ass hamburger restaurant where they actually give a shit about the ingredients.
>>27696302
>>tfw Five Guys, In-n-out, The Habit, McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, Jack In The Box, Arby's, Carl's Junior, and Taco Bell are all down the street from my house
u lucky nigga, wish i had that much choice
>>27696260
>double double
>not 3x3
>>27696306
wtf man, why would i eat a dry ass burger?
>>27696324
He has little-kid-palate syndrome
>>27696310
tktf fuck living in New Zealand. I am so jealous of those fat, fucking Americans
>>27696324
it isn't dry the grease that drips out makes it moist as shit mate.
it really is like heroin. the food is, as they say, addicting. people say that like it's just addicting because it's good but it really is literally addicting. I used to smoke cigarettes and the urges are fairly similar. it's an addiction.
thinking back to home much I've probably spent on fast food I feel sick though. at one point when I was working as a projectionist at a movie theater I would get 4 mcdoubles with mac sauce on the side at least 3 times a week.
>>27696302
>tfw hungry so you actually envy this at the moment
honestly, what's better than being a NEET with a food allowance is getting some fast food after a hard days work. it's earned.
I could probably get autism bucks if I wanted and live like that for years but I just can't do it. I'm not going to be that person.
>>27695529
>>>/ck/7547276
>>>/b/678111391
Calm down, anon
>>27695561
Enjoy being a lonely fag who's given up one of the only true pleasures life has given us
>>27695948
>double whopper with cheese
>fries
>milkshake
>>27696090
Do you earn minimum wage?
I eat out twice a week but I used to eat out every other day. Its actually starting to get old.
>>27696538
getting /fit/ is much more enjoyable than eating fast food once in a while.
>tfw you don't want to gain weight so when you have a craving for a burger and soda or somethign you have to starve yourself for like 2 days before you can enjoy it
>>27696553
but blood and sweat is not pleasurable, retard.
>browse /r9k/ at 3:30 in the morning
>get hungry for a horrible greasy cheeseburger, or maybe two horrible greasy cheeseburgers with fries and soda
>>27696553
Nah, I've done both. Food is definitely more enjoyable if you're socially retarded like me. Being fat does suck, but eating good food by itself is definitely way more pleasurable than the odd compliment.
>>27695529
put a friggin shirt on randy you walrus
I want to make a burger now but i have no lettuce.
Should i just not have any crispy vegetable or maybe have thin slices of cucumber?
I was planning on putting caramelized onion on too.
>>27696562
being in shape does actually make you feel good. you start to enjoy the feeling of working out your body and of course looking better is a major plus
>>27696603
eh, fast food certainly is the easier way to get pleasure, sure, but being in shape leads to better things.
I am socially retarded as well but I know at least be able to find some other retard to be with once I look a little better.
>>27696625
lettuce is not a necessary burger component imo. it's good, sure, but necessary? eh. one of the best burgers I've had in recent years was a burger with mushrooms on it and that's it.
>>27696578
these are real robot hours
smash dem mutherfuggin (You)'s
>>27695819
Looks like it was made by a shitskin. For all we know, you're probably one yourself. Come back when you've had a proper burger
>Arizona finally got a Blake's Lotaburger
a super yummy burger it is indeed
bumperionnooo
>>27695529
I'd gobble this burger faster than a woman gobbles black cock.
