Which would you choose?
>you can't have sex ever again
>you get 100 million dollars
The 100 million and then I have sex
You need to word this better next time
>implying I've ever had sex
Give me the money any time
100 mil. Sex ain't that great, can still fap.
>>27695273
I would choose the 100 million dollars, why would I choose never having sex again over that?
>>27695273
>a bad thing or 100 million dollars
is this even a choice?
>>27695273
100 million dollars obviously
>blow it all on drugs
>can still kiss and inseminate
>>27695273
>100 million
>>27695309
it was deliberate, and threads like these happen all the time. why does it take everyone so long to catch on?
>>27695333
>>27695337
>>27695348
you can still have sex, read it better
>>27695273
I'm fucking dying here, OP.
Top-notch fucking post, m8.
>>27695359
>implying I care
Fuck that, I'm not giving my mana to any succubus
>>27695359
>you can't have sex ever again
I know i have below average reading comprehension but what part of this says you can have sex?
>pick 100M
>invest half of it into a sex robot
check mate faglord
>>27695273
Lol 100 million. Pay 50 women 1 million to have my ivf kids Keep the other 50
>>27695396
>has SEX with a robot
Nope, not allowed
Can we still get bloweys?
>>27695418
You mean oral SEX?
>>27695273
subway shill scum
>>27695396
>based marina
Fuck yeah, I used to love that game!
>>27695273
Eat fresh for sure. I'm not a big fan of the way Subway employees handle their silverware and assemble their sandwiches.
100 million because I get the money and can still have sex. Why would anyone choose the first choice?
>>27695273
lol what?
take the 100 mil theres no downside at all
you can still have sex
>>27695512
No you can't still have sex did you even read the OP it says you cant have sex ever again, or is this some kind of meme your spewing?
>>27695273
Gib monies, pretty please.
>>27695510
i came in one time at 3am and the Filipinos behind the counter were walking on the table in their socks
Id choose neider cause you still have sex hahA amiright guise?!?!
>>27695534
Nigger are you retarded?
His post says choose one
>never have sex again
Or
>100 million
I choose the 100 million. Nothing in his post says I can still have sex since I didn't choose the no sex option. What you think he said was "take 100 million BUT you cannot have sex or keep having sex." as you can see, what I put in quotes is what you think, however it is not what OP said.
>>27695393
so OPs post says:
Which would you choose?
>you can't have sex ever again
>you get 100 million dollars
to rephrase in a long-winded way:
which of these two options would you chose:
1) you can't have sex ever again
OR
2) you get 100 million dollars
it's not "you can't have sex ever again, but you get 100 million dollars" because then their wouldn't be a which, it would be just "do you accept the deal yes or no?"
"which do you choose?" followed by two options means you choose between the two/.
>>27695592
Wew lad spot on
>>27695273
>you can't have sex ever again
>can't have sex ever again
>have sex ever again
>sex ever again
>ever again
>again
hahahahahaha
>>27695573
Aaaaahhhhh, i understand
>>27695337
>masturbation isnt sex
retards
>>27695273
>you get 100 million dollars
That, then become trap christmas cake weeb tranny meido in japan and buy a lot of ohanoles and dildos for myself since you didn't mention masturbation.
Well ive never had sex to begin with so....
Do realdolls count as sex?