Embarrassing, depressing or funny.
>>27694474
Once my parents told us to not play the SNES earlier
Then we grabbed it and played it anyways during a saturday morning
They caught on us (sister and me).
I was like 8 back then
I remember it like it was yesterday.
I could have drowned at the beach when I was 3, mummy saved me in under 15 seconds. I was trying to go play with the bigger kids but it was to deep.
It must have been a real stock being underwater like that if I still have the memory 18 years later.
>>27694674
I also almost drowned when I was around six, in a pond. My mother saved me. I have no memory of it, I was apparently KOed after.
>me and brother snooping for Xmas presents
>must have been 1999 because Pokemon 2000 came out then
>find gameboy pocket and pokemon red/blue for each of us
>dad finds out after he gets home
>christmas is cancelled
>parents refuse to take us to Pokemon 2000
>life is ruined
Dad gave us the gameboys and pokemon games six months later on my birthday. My parent's divorced by then, I dunno if he was just being cheap or what. still, got my poekmans.
>>27694733
I was the best Christmas snooper, only time I got caught was when my dad showed me my Christmas presents.
When I was a kid my grandparents would spoil the shit out of me, me and my dad would go over to do laundry and they'd buy me playstation games. Back then I had no idea what games were good and what games were bad so I'd buy whatever caught my eye. Once I talked my grandma into buying me a gamecube, my dad was pissed. Grandma calmed him down quickly. Looking back on it I don't feel like I properly appreciated it, and that makes me feel terrible, I have to profess my gratitude next time I talk to them.
I also vividly remember how terrified I was the first time I completely comprehended death, felt like I was going to pass out from the fear. Somehow in my mind I was able to get past it and I haven't felt nearly as afraid since.
When I was 4 years old my mom left me alone at night when I was sick in the Oakland hills at one of her jobs to go fuck another guy who wasn't my dad.
I woke up and I had wet the bed and then I threw up cause I was sick. I didn't know where my mom was. I walked outside to see if she was outside cause that seemed logical to me at the time. The door slammed and locked behind me and I was locked outside in heavy rain. At some point I wandered across the street and crying and panicing and was banging on the door of the house across the street at 2 or 3 in the morning.
The people let me in and they were all pretty surprised. They called the police & they came over. I didn't know my phone number at my house or my address. I geuss I told them my dads name or something, then I geuss my dad or grandma came over to get me, I can't really remember that part cause it wasn't traumatizing enough I would assume.
The next day when I was back with my dad we went for a drive over the Oakland house where my mom worked and she was there. My dad kicked the door down and there she was fucking another guy. My dad was going into his bug eyed hyper violent mode which often happened in front of me when my mom was present. He was screaming and yelling and breaking things then he stormed out grabbed my arm while the naked guy my mom was fucking came following out. It was aparently a friend of my dads.
I saw his naked ass and dick and balls it was all too much for a 4 year old to see.
The next time I saw my mom she was mad at me for not climbing back inside through the window of the house. I was only 4 years old, I hadn't quite mastered the technique of climbing into locked houses through windows.
Nowadays I never have a girlfriend I will probably never get married and I will die alone and miserable like I have always been. Women piss me off most of the time with their feminist complaining about men. I have a diaper fetish as well, I wonder why. J/k no I don't.
>>27694918
>Back then I had no idea what games were good and what games were bad so I'd buy whatever caught my eye.
Yet I'd always enjoy them. ;__;
>the feeling you'd get when you knew your parents were deliberately keeping you out the loop of something, but you didn't know what
>You'd wait for the bad news to be told to you in a condescending way.
>be 7 or 8
>mom doesn't live with us because she's a raging alcoholic
>after school I go to grandma's so she can watch me until dad is done with work
>this particular day, mom is at grandma's
>drunk as hell
>terrified to see her like this, pants and shirt undone, wandering around the house slurring her words
>telling my grandma to give her a lighter so she can smoke
>grandma won't because she thinks mom might drop it since she's so drunk, and burn the house down
>I am sitting on the couch clutching my stuffed rabbit crying
>mom snatches lighter from grandma, sits on couch next to me
>lights cigarette while grandma shouts, "Look what you're doing to your son!"
>mom puffs cigarette at me, looks me in the eyes and slurs, "I don't care."
There were a few incidences like this. I was numb about it for a very long time, but about a year ago the numbness went away and the pain began. I always just laughed it off, saying, "I don't have a mom, nor do I need one", but now I definitely feel the effects.
>>27695334
Whats she like now? Whats your relationship with her? Do you smoke or drink?
>>27695461
I occasionally see her for lunch or dinner, maybe once a month. She is sober when we see each other but I can tell from the redness of her nose that she is still drinking. I am not close with her at all, and every time we are together I can feel her sadness over the fact that she chose alcohol over her children. People can say it's a disease and all that but in the end it is a choice and her choice was alcohol. I have drank a few times, only to noticeable drunkness twice. I don't plan on doing it much. My dad is remarkably resistant to alcohol but my mom is very susceptible obviously, so I am not eager to try my odds when it comes to drinking regularly. I don't smoke, no. My only form of drug abuse is that every few months I'll get high on DXM and watch a movie and listen to some tunes, but I would never touch it if it was physically addictive.
I feel very little to no anger towards her. I just feel pity. Can you imagine not being able to see your children grow? What's more, she lives with her mom, my grandma, at 50 years old. She struggled for months just to get a job as a waitress since she has so many DUIs, one of which where I was in the car. It's just pathetic more than anything, I just pity her. I do feel a big hole though, among other effects.
Sorry for the novel. Feels good to talk about frankly.
Dem daddy issues...
>be little sister of happy family
>suddenly dad wants to marry his secretary instead
>leaves and takes my older sister with him
>mom gets depressed for years
>dad and older sis are happy with his new wife, who soon gives birth to a little boy
>I go from being Daddy's little princess to being a secondary child
>he even starts to forget my birthdays
>relationship with my sister sours, because we're always competing when being together
>mom lets friendly "uncle" babysit me
>we have fun little secrets together - nobody ever discovers
>have no success socializing with other kids - turns out many years later that I am an Aspie
>as a teen I discover that generously dispensing of pussy can compensate for my lack of social skills when it comes to obtaining male attention.
>eventually avoid contact with my dad - mom has remarried and he is a pretty awesome stepdad
>unable to sustain friendships and relationships
>always do good in school
>during university I work at a brothel in my spare time
>sister insists we seek therapy to mend our relationship
>therapy worked, she is my best (only) friend in the whole world
>therapy also leads to heavy Asperger diagnose, but now I have a law degree and earn tonnes of money so who cares
>the only encounter I have had with a man in more than 11 years got me pregnant
>I am now a single mother
>dad is old an ill, and wants to spend time with me and my kid
>fuck off
>>27695532
In my opinion, the 'disease' is wanting to stop and being unable to. Choosing to continue to drink isn't a disease, it's a choice. That's not the addiction. To be addicted to something you'll have to need it even if you don't want it. If you still want it, then it's a choice you're making.
>>27695639
True, true. If you have been a heavy drinker for long enough, you get a genuine physical dependency. You can die if you stop. I don't think she has been to rehab, but I know she's tried to stop before and just can't stay sober. You're right though, it's a shame.
>>27695532
My mother was an alcoholic as well, but she began her binge drinking during the time i was in middle/high school and it finally ended in September of 2014, one day after her birthday (ironically on national suicide prevention day) she blew her brains out. I was numb for a long time about it but now it goes from me feeling nothing at all, to everything... Alcohol is a hell of a drug
>mom brings home chads every night
>different one each week
>can hear them fucking all the time
>grab some cereal
>hear fucking noises
>start bashing my head on furniture
>make a big fuss
>man comes out and scolds me
>ruin their sex
she doesn't bring guys around anymore..
>>27695695
I'm sorry to hear that pham. That sounds horrible. I know what you mean, from numbness to full throttle emotion. Alcohol is not something to mess with. I wish you the best going forward.
>>27694674
>tfw almost drowned and was saved by these really old tourists
My butt was diddled with when I was a young lad
I really like trap porn and I don't know if that's why or not
>>27695597
Wow you sound like a massive slut
>>27695735
I don't know if that's why, but I do know if it's gee ay why. (It is).
>>27695764
>2016
>still stating the obvious
ISHYGDDT
>>27695764
very funny. that was a sad story dumbo
One time I got caught trying to steal from a local Supermarket, that was pretty bad.
I had like 3 packets of chips down my pants and I go to walk out of the store and the woman at the counter just says "are you going to pay for that", so I run to the back of the store, dump the food, and run.
Doesn't sound too bad, but I cringe every time I think about it.
>>27695801
damn dude
what flavors?
>>27694474
>>27694474
Man those things are tasty as fuck.
>>27695726
>Old people
>Helping you
I remember asking for help a few months back (wow it seems longer) as I was freaking out because of several reasons and they just ignored me passing me by with their bikes. I mean it may have been too silent but definately loud enough. A kind guy picked me up with his car noticing me suffer. Kinda reminds me of the goodness of some people I sort of forgot.
>>27695848
Is your name Vague Faggot?
>>27695532
What are you like when drunk? Because for the limited times I've been drunk, for me it's honestly just it hits at once, I get warm and numb, my speech slurs slightly and its hard to focus, but no change in attitude or inhibitions really. I can still talk to people and I assume they get my points.
So when it comes to alcoholics, why are they such assholes? Like throwing the alcoholism aside, it was dickish for her to do that in front of you. I can understand being defensive and in denial about alcoholism, and understand the whole 'not in control' thing, but whats with the horrific attitude when drunk?
>>27694991
that is some heavy shit
bloxblox
>>27695810
It was years ago (duh) so I can't remember, but if my taste is the same as it is now, probably Chicken, maybe some BBQ depending on the brand. Shit's nice.
>be 5
>mommys pregnant
>daddy asks if im hoping for brother or sister
>say brother
>tell him id be happy either way
>get brother
>like him a couple years
>hate him to this day
would not be sad if he died tragically
>6
>go to neighbor boys house daily
>play ocarina of time and mario party
>8
>his parents divorce and he moves
>haven't had as close of a friend since
>>27694474
>preschooler
>yung edgelord
>at home
>finish shower
>run outside with towel cape
>see black neighbor
>run up to him and simply say...
"I am Batman"
>run back home proud
>>27695865
I don't know, normal I suppose. I've only ever drank alone, I guess that speaks to my nature as a robot, but it's true. I know what you mean though, I go from feeling a little sweaty to full on clumsy and giggly, it all comes on at once. I have never spoken to anyone while drunk.
Why are they such assholes? I don't know exactly. The issue with alcoholism is that it lowers your inhibitions- it doesn't make you do shit you don't want to do, it makes you do shit you wouldn't usually do in front of people. I don't think all alcoholics are assholes- you just only notice the assholes because they talk to you. I assume many alcoholics are just sad sacks who drink alone and cry, and that's that.
The horrific attitude though, I don't know. Just not a good mother I suppose. She put my brother and I in the car and drove with us until we got in a crash while drunk once. She's by all accounts an intelligent woman when not drunk. I don't know why she goes so nuts.
>>27695877
well at least your comment will give him an erection as he imagines heavy shit weighing down a diaper.
>was about 4
>at christmas
>grandpa tells aunt the wine is good
>ask for some
>get laughed at and told no
>something inside me says fuck you
>taste wine when no ones looking
>tastes like shit
>howisthisgood.jpg
>shoots out nose
>put glass back on table
>I didnt tell anyone about this until I was 20
>>27695880
>Be 8
>Mom is pregnant
>Its gonna be a boy
>She miscarries
>Year later
>Mom is pregnant again (I think to get over the miscarriage)
>It's a girl
>Have a sister
>Get her into gaming and stuff to avoid stacyism
>Going through the teenage goth phase
>She likes some of the stuff I do but not all of the interests
>She's still a real girly girl so we don't connect on that
>tfw I would have taught the robot ways to my brother
>tfw no younger brother to bond with
>tfw brother bonding stories on here depress me
>tfw remember everyone at school asking about my new baby brother and me telling them he's dead
>>27695848
The old niggas who saved me were British, though. And this was about 10 years ago, so they probably weren't "boomers".
In the Summer of 2004 I ended a big fight with my dad by yelling, "I WISH YOU WOULD JUST GO AWAY !". The next day me and my siblings left on a month long trip to my grandmas. When we got back the house was cleaned out and my father was gone. Turns out the entire point of that trip was so my mom could finalize the divorce, file a restraining order on ky dad, and fuck her new bf without having us hindering things. I know now that our fight had nothing to do with it but it still hurts 12 years later.
>>27695861
Sorryyyy mister perfect but it's hard to explain.
>>27696061
oh sorry, i thought you were my friend vague. he has a really similar story. in fact all of his stories are pretty similar.
>>27696076
Wait are you saying 'Vague' is his name? I thought you where mocking me how my story is 'vague' kek.
>>27696084
He's making a joke pham
>>27696098
Alright now I am confused. If it is a joke it really isn't very funny.
>have to get tested for ADHD around age 8 because teachers keep telling my mom i have it
>drive about 2 hours away to some clinic
>the test involves sitting in a chair, staring at a screen, and pressing a button when a box in another box appears
>the test is 90 fucking minutes long
The diagnosis was just "he's bored." What did they expect?
>>27696111
I think it's really funny
>he has a really similar story, in fact all of his stories are pretty similar
That's pretty funny.
>>27695991
>telling them he's dead
I'm sorry man
>>27696131
Uhm. Alright then.
>mom constantly mentions how she wishes she had more kids
>keeps talking about how she had another kid once
>think she's just kidding and laugh it off
>years later when i'm in my teens i ask what was really up with it
>she tells me miscarried before i was born
>feel like shit for thinking it was a joke
Thinking back on my childhood, I feel nothing good. I had some good times with a few games and some truly memorable near death experiences. I feel like I was the happiest when I moved out of my parents place and went to college at the age of 15.
Even if it was the point when I completely broke, went insane and ended up dropping out after two or so years. Even if Im a broken person even now at the age of 24, I feel like I've been atleast mostly in control and it feels great. I wish I could just forget life before the time I entered college.
>going camping
>5
>OoT had just recently come out, watching bro tier older cousin playing through it
>borrow his guide, with his permission, to read on the trip
>trip during a bonfire, falling face first into the fire only to be yanked back at the last second by my mom
>wake up one morning
>the guide is nowhere to be found
>some drunk piece of shit that was camping with us says "oh it got wet so i burned it for you"
That prick died last year, too. Who the fuck does that?
>>27696128
Thats a shitty test, any kid doesn't have that attention span.
>>27696161
Eh I've blocked it out. I know I told a ton of my class mates that he's dead but I only have a vivid memory of one. I know I went to the hospital to see my mother and got told what happened in the car there, but have no exact memory of it.
What really sucked is that I really wanted a brother, always had, more so than a sister. I mean I love my sister, she's family, and I don't think she'd have been born if my brother died, but I dunno, I'd have loved to have had a brother. I think a lot of TV influenced me when I was younger, like brother bear and stuff. I guess it's like how some fathers want a son? I'd have loved to have had a younger brother.
While my sister and I share similar interests, she is a real girly girl.
>>27696168
>>27696131
this really has worked out so well, thank you both.
>about 7 or 8
>see a butterfree plush in the store
>mom's bf won't let me get it because it looks girly
>never get a single piece of pokemon merch until i turn 19
Now i have like 30 plushes, no regrets.
>>27696230
yeah, no shit, I was falling asleep in the chair.
Not as funny was when my teachers assumed i was autistic without ever having taken any sort of test, asking my mom, or even telling her. To this day i don't actually know if i am or not. Not like it'd change who I am if I found out i was, anyways.
>driving up north with my mom for thanksgiving
>only about 4 years old or so
>she's listening to some country song, dont remember what
>don't like the song
>say "mom turn it off you'll get pulled over!"
>she doesn't think following a 4 year old's advice is a good idea
>she gets pulled over mere minutes later for speeding
>remember shouting "I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU"
Used to piss on people at age 10
And tried to untie peoples shoes
I used to spit on the floor of my bedroom because I didn't understand that it wouldn't just disappear like if you do it on concrete.
I don't know why
>on ferry at niagara falls
>old man steps in front of me
>little me tries to look past him
>moves in front of me again
>kick the old guy in the leg as hard as i can
>he starts bitching to my mom how i kicked him
>she just tells him he shouldn't have been in my way
>try to remember happy childhood memories
>everything is fuzzy at best
>bad memories and regrets all crystal clear like it happened yesterday
>thank you brain
I remember when I was a kid I actually used to have good friends. I don't have those anymore. I don't have anyone anymore.
Was anyone else on a street full of kids? Some didn't even go to my school, it was when I moved away from them I found I had little friends afterward.
>>27694510
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
senpai desu robot this is originalitolina
>>27695927
>intelligent
There's your answer.
>>27696775
I was on a similar place twice. Actually, I only played with few, but kids from other streets would sometimes join. Some went to different schools. I'm not sure but think it was puberty that eventually made us drift apart.
>>27696775
>>27696930
Opposite for me, everyone moved away from my street.
>>27696930
Yeah, kids from different backgrounds are always willing to play with each other, even different interests. I remember seeing how some middle class mothers were disapproving of how their children were 'made to play' with working class kids at some school near theirs when it was their choice.
Then puberty happens and cliques form.
>>27696993
I'm >>27696930.
I moved away from the first street, but stayed on the second one.
>>27694991
Sam? Shats?
>>27695332
>parents always treated me like an adult
>always extremely blunt and honest
>grow up to be cold and cynical
I was raped by my school principal when I was in kindergarten. He also broke my arm.
I think I had repressed memories of it until last year when I turned 18. I've still never told anyone.
>>27698168
That sounds horrible senpai. What's the story? How did you explain your arm being broken?
>>27695786
women cant have sad stories, you're just a slut cunt
>>27698337
The broken arm wasn't something that I had to explain. He dragged my by the arm across the playground and me struggling is what caused it. Obviously this was witnessed by many other kids and teachers but was ultimately chalked up to my hysterical behaviour.
I'm pretty sure most of if not all the teachers assumed that I had some kind of disability.
>>27694474
>be 11
>discover porn
>sticks mommys lipgloss in vag
>do it to my friends as well
apparently they still remember
soz for being curious
>didn't eat my packed school lunches much
>one day bring home packed lunch of sandwich and boiled in still in the shell
>mums bf smashes egg onto my face
>I was 8
>>27699696
Boiled egg that is
>high-school freshman
>social anxiety out the wazoo to the point of terror
>keep my head down, never talk to anyone, no one talks to me, it all works out
>go to bathroom during class one day, come back to note on my desk
>its signed from a boy I've vaguely known since middle school. all this stuff about how he's always had a crush on me and thinks I'm cute and so on
>my heart races for a second. I don't even know this kid really, but just the thought that someone likes me like that...that's never happened before, ever
>then my skepticism kicks in. without showing him the note I get the kids attention and gesture to the note in a "hey do you know about this?" kinda way. He looks confused as fuck and shakes his head
>look around the classroom and yup, there's the group of staceys sitting there looking at me and laughing their asses off
>still regret not punching their fat bitch leader in the face right there
Every time I think of my childhood I get depressed.
>>27695597
Disgusting roastie is disgusting.
>>27699860
Fuck you roastie, that's not your childhood. Your "WAAA PAY ATTENTION TO ME" stories won't work.
>Have older brother, C, that I look very similar to, especially when we were younger
>Don't get along with him at all, we have opposing views on everything
>He's outgoing, talks to everyone, I don't
>Family is very religious, and very active in church
>Old ladies in church constantly thought I was my brother, used to correct them and they'd be super confused, eventually just played along and pretended I was C because it was easier
>I stop going to church in high school, everyone else is still super active in it
>With my parents shopping somewhere, they run into church friends
>Some lady comes up to me and gives me a big hug, asks "How have you been, C?"
>Have to explain who I am, she's got a really weird expression on her face
>She didn't even know my parents had another son
>tfw I'm that awkward person my parents pretend that doesn't exist when they're with their church friends, or have to awkwardly explain that there's another son that they've never met
>be like 4 or 5
>parents have big glass wine containers in the dining room on a small table
>for months I would pick it up and chug that shit because I thought it was juice
>Actually liked the taste for some reason
>don't remember ever feeling drunk
>mom finally noticed
>Didn't get in trouble just explained to me that "juice" is for adults only
>hides that shit in high shelfs on cabinets after that
>miss that fucking juice
All in all it was good run. 22 years old now NEET and I'm about to get drunk at 2 oclock in the afternoon
>>27694474
>7 years old,
>running from big, family dog Trixxy in backyard with brother
>brother is a fucking asshat
>brother locks me out, the rain is pouring
>Trixxy takes colossal bullshits
>Trixxy catches up to me and with all her mass, knocks me to the ground
>I slowly rise, my face contorts in absolute terror as I have both figuratively and LITERALLY eaten shit
>My mouth is fucking full of it and I am crying
>Trixxy knocks me over again
>Brother is laughing his fucking ass off
Fuck you Trixxy. Fuck you.
>10 years old
>Parents split up, move onto a farm with my mom and her family
>Nothing but fields for miles
>Allowed to walk around the field as long as I didn't cross the street
>Meet another boy one day from the trailer park down the street
>Try to make small talk
>He asks me about stuff like blowjobs and laughs when I don't know what they are
>Tells me it's a cool thing his brother taught him but only men can talk about it
>Asks if I want to go meet his brother and hang out
>Tell me I'm not allowed to cross the street without permission
>Go home to try to get permission
>By the time I get back, he's long gone
>I missed out on a dirty preteen threeway
>Around 9 years old
>Moved to a new place
>im outside playing
>some other kids come and start calling me names, cus kids are assholes
>start hitting me
>cousin who lived in the neighbourhood, was over talking to my parents, hes about 13 here
>sees this
>runs out and beats the shit out of one of the kids hitting me
>other one runs
I love my cousin, even if he is slightly mental, hes currently in hospital because of his shenanigans too
>16 years old
>relatively handsome, have long-flowing locks
>girls on a regular basis want to touch my hair
>some dude say some girls were talking about me
>said that they wanted to have threesome
>dismiss him as being a "full of shit-asshole"
>later approached by two girls in the sluttiest, fuck-me stockings I'd seen up to that point
>"Hey anon, wanna come hang out with us"
>"No, I have a raid tonight."
>>27702082
Its most likely he was working for some older guy that might not have been his brother
explains why he bailed when you went to get your parents
You didnt miss out on a preteen threeway, you missed out on getting your ass torn asunder and murdered by grown men
>>27702082
>only men can talk about it.
That's a silence thing, he was being abused.
The fact he vanished when you went to talk to your parents would mean it probably wasn't his brother either.
You missed out on being kidnapped.
>>27701712
That is my childhood, and decades later into adulthood stuff like that has fucked me up. Sorry if it messes with your whole "waaah women can't have problems" fantasy.
>be 4 or 5 in '89 - '90. Might be a few years later
>Family attends neighbours party or something in this big dance hall one evening
>Music, decorations, low light. Pretty comfy setting even thinking about it now
>Try hang out with these other kids who were walking around exploring the hall and the toilets
>Keep getting ignored and one even says "whys that kid following us"
>Eventually ended up crying to my dad because they wouldn't be my friends or something, to which he just laughs
>Vague memory of sitting on the floor in the middle of the dance hall, legs crossed, hand on my face in deep thought
>Someone had videoed me sitting on the dance floor and showed me years later but have no idea what happened to the tape
>All these years later and still have no idea where that venue was (would love to go look at it again but it's likely it could have been pulled down for housing)
>>27694733
Looks like mommy didn't like the way daddy was treating his kids. Did your dad beat your mom? Did he get all up in your face with his bad breath?
>middle school
>playing football or something with my friends
>some girls approach my Chad friend and give her their numbers
>ask them for their numbers too
>they give them to me kind of reluctantly
>they start coming by afterschool to watch us play football
>keep texting the hottest girl, "I see you"
>"I see you"
>keep texting her that every now and then
>think I'm being really smooth and cool
>they stop hanging out with us
Pretty sure I was like autistic or something. I've kinda learned to socialize better through years of trial and error, but I'm still a little clueless.
>>27704168
>Texting a girl "I see you" over and over
I saw some creepy guys in school but thats some next level creep right there
>be 12 or 13
>house has two computers, one in basement, one in dads office
>watch porn on basement computer regularly
>mom finds porn on dads computer and throws a fit
>dad blames it on me
>"why would i fap at dads computer when i could use the other one"
>mfw lose computer
>mfw dad cheats on mom a year later, they get divorced, and he buys me my own laptop out of guilt
>Group project
>Group is deciding who will do what
>Anon, you can be the background
>mfw
In high school I grabbed this chunky girl's big tit in the hallway and she liked it. That was the extent of my female contact in school.
>>27696128
My little brother was tested for adhd
>he sat in a room
>they gave him a book and a few other things to do
>everyone just watched him
Thats how he was diagnosed
>>27705053
What year was this? I always knew these tests were bullshit
>>27694991
But who was door?
No seriously who the hell slammed the door?
>>27705160
Around 2008, my little brother was tested around then. He went crazy and started turning the lights on and off, build a house out of the books and things like that
>In primary school
>Looking at whats inside plugs
>get told what colours the wires are
>have to draw one and colour the wires correctly
>Make the brown wire red
>teacher doesn't like me already, starts shouting at me for fucking up
>tell her im colour blind
>bitch doesn't even apologise
>>27705363
I was tested ion 2001-2002 or so. How long was he trapped in there, and how old? I'm a bit curious, was it 2 hours?
>>27694991
Nice fucking blog post you pussy faggot
>>27695880
>have older brother
>when I was a toddler he kept jumping out behind corners and shit
>like EVERY TIME
>be me 13 in the past
>we don't get along, whenever we're together at ANY event we get into an altercation
>sometimes we do get along but it always ends badly
>be me now >10 years later
>still hate him, but not as much
>he has a family and I don't
>but I still make WAY more than him and get to keep WAY more of my earnings
I occasionally get back at him by spoiling his kids, currently trying to cuck his wife with my money
>>27705385
>brown
But electrical wires are black red and green
>mfw when i was a kid everyone I met thought I had a mental disorder
>they all think I had autism of something
>nope that's just fucking me
>get tested for ADHD at 7
>apparently I just have a very high IQ and can't even fit in with the "smart" kids
>have extremely "eccentric" personality (not in the "lel random" way but in the "Oh my fucking god are you retarded?!!?" way)
I can't fucking fit in and feel like shit
>>27705792
Then im probably remembering it wrong, I was a kid at the time, but I did fuck it up due to colour blindness
>>27704168
Here's another story from middle school:
>the park where we all played football in was right next to this art college
>lot of weird art students would hang around there, sometimes high or tripping on something
>there was one stoner who would sit under this tree every day
>he always wore this big Cat in the Hat hat
>we'd hang with him and he'd tell us these weird theories he had about life
>he was homeless and always looked really dirty
>sometimes we'd steal his hat and he'd chase us all around the park, really pissed off
>eventually some parents at school found out we were hanging out with a much older homeless stoner and complained to the principal
>the cops came by after school one day and arrested him for possession of weed
>they confiscated his hat
>sometimes he'd hang around the park still, without his hat, but he'd leave when we tried to hang out with him
>he always looked a lot sadder after that incident
>feel bad because we got his only companion taken away (his funny hat)
>>27694474
When my grandma still lived with us - she moved out - I used to let her paint my nails, she did a good job, but one day I realized my mistake.
>kindergarten
>on jungle gym
>rocking hot pink nail polish
>climbing up
>kid at the top looks down
>"anon, why are your nails pink, are you some sort of sissy homo"
>n-no
>"yeah you are. Hey guys, anon is a sissy homo!"
>fuck
And that is how I spent the rest of my life tagged as the closet homo despite having had sex with two girls (one was a second cousin though)
>>27706579
It was probably a gift from someone close to him.
>childhood
>"Haha, don't be silly anon, of course we don't have a favourite child. You're excellent at reading and writing and acting, and your brother is excellent at maths and science. We're proud of you both."
>ten years on
>"ANON ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE GOING TO GRADUATE? ANON DO YOU HAVE A JOB LINED UP? ANON WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE OUT OF THAT TERRIBLE FLAT WITH YOUR LOSER FRIENDS? DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER IS A DOCTOR WHO LIVES WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND?
Come back, childhood.
>>27706579
Fuck, I just remembered something. His name was Waffles. All the other art students called him that because he was born in Belgium or something like that.
Fucking Waffles, man. I wonder what he's up to now.
>>27706789
second cousin story not loading, you faggy.
>>27706789
>Friend gets accused of being gay all the time for liking feminine shit
>I don't.
>I end up gay and he ends up straight.
>>27695597
did you ever press charges for those fun little secrets with the friendly uncle? how old were you? tell me everything,
>be me
>14 years old
>always knew my brother and cousins were in some sort of crime syndicate
>hang out with him and his buddies one day
>we're driving near down town looking for a place to eat as a reward since i received good grades
>everything is going smoothly until my brother and his friends become quiet
>they recognize some white collar guy wearing a suit walking across the street who immediately makes brief eye contact with him
>the man briskly heads in the other direction
>brother pulls over, his friends give each other serious looks
>"stay in the car anon, we'll be back. Don't move from this car. Understand?"
>I nod my head as they quickly get out of the car
>wait for them to leave so i could follow them
>hear yelling as I get closer to where I last saw them
>turn to an alleyway to see my brother and his friends beating up the same guy we saw earlier
>i hid behind a dumpster so he wouldn't see me
>the guy's badly beaten up
>brother yells to him "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY"
>his friends are laughing as they're kicking him on the floor
>my brother is cursing at him, calling him every name in the book
>"ill give you the money just leave me alone!"
>he's in tears and is begging for them to stop
>my brother notices me but looks back at the man and kicks him in the face one last time
>make my way back to the car alone
>brother and his friends come back a few minutes later
>they being laughing and joking around as if nothing even happened
>brother doesnt say a word to me until we go home
>tells me not to tell anyone and hands me 200 dollars before complimenting me for not totally freaking out
It turns out whoever that guy was had owed my brother several thousand dollars because he of his drug/gambling addiction. That day, my suspicions were finally confirmed and I never looked at my brother the same way again. Things similar to this would later happen as I grew older which explained how I became semi-popular in school.
I remember that one of my dad's girlfriends cooked those smiley face fries whenever I had to tag along with him to visit her at her shitty low income house.
I always thought they tasted like shit compared to normal fries. They really are disgusting.
>>27707355
Its funny cause here they used to advertise them as like a healthy thing almost. Like it's a way for your kids to eat potatoes in a fun way, when it wasn't just like a normal potato, it was essentially a fatty food. Basically it was a circle french fry, but the huge chunkiness and thickness of the coating meant they were greasier.
>>27707263
>tfw my cousins were also known criminals
Did pretty good for me in school too, nobody bullied me for fear of getting stabbed by them
>be in 2nd grade
>spelling test with assistant involved
>get to the word 'lame'
>embarrassed to say it
>heard it on south park and thought it might be a bad word
>eventually spell it out and girl smiled and said good
>wanna /ss/ kid?
