>Get in anon! We're going to Stacey's party. We'll get you laid bro!
How do you respond?
I don't care about such pointless crap as getting laid. I have tougher questions to answer in my mind.
>>27694352
>RHD mustang
I knew its just a dream!
>tfw my oneitis is trying to get me laid with other women
>>27694352
get in because chads are actually really nice and protective of their friends (have a chad friend)
:^)
*enters vehicle wearing stained plain white t shirt with cum stains on the bottom and sweat pants*
Right on brahs. Hop in crack a beer and light up a cigarette as we listen to my sick '03 Dave CD
>>27694352
How could I refuse?will never hapen ;_;
>>27694352
Okay am I racist or are those twins? They're identical twins right??
>>27694352
With .45 ACP.
>>27694418
More like CHADentical twins ;)
>>27694389
this desu i like hangin' out with chads
>>27694389
This is the only good answer.
Hop in the car with them, drink a beer and have fun.
Even if you don't get laid, you'll still have sweet bantz with your Chad friends
Source: a robot who has Chad friends.
>>27694352
Most Chads and Staceys are oblivious to how the odds are stacked in their favor through good genetics and fortunate circumstance.
>>27694352
fuck off fags, I only fuck actual girls
>>27694352
sure man, lets get some pussy
My best friend since I was 4 is a fullblown chad. We go to the same college and he's long since given up wingmanning me.
But in high school he beat the shit out of a guy that called me a virgin and got expelled for a week.
If it wasn't for him I think I wouild have long since killed myself or gone postal.
>>27694352
Living through sex is for women and chads and robots
>>27694352
gee..uh...I don't know... seems like a cool idea and all... but uh... I have other things I need to go do...
>>27694352
my normie friends have actually gotten a trophy made and they are going to give it to the person who can get me laid
the thing these people don't understand is unless they literally force my dick inside of a vagina there is no way they can get me laid
even if they can somehow convince a drunk slut to fuck me i would be way too nervous to go through with it and would end up running away
>>27694438
Where does this come from? Ive met plenty of Chads and am close friends with a few too. This couldn't be further from the truth.
You are not the only person thats reflective of your environment, get over yourself
let's go bros it's gonna be fun hahahahah XXXD
>>27694518
yea your 'friends' haha
>>27694352
are they twins? they look exactly the same
>>27694518
lol if you had friends you woulda already gotten laid faggot just kys and leave the drunk sluts for us chads
>>27694389
>>27694433
>>27694437
mah niggas. I'd gladly try to get you laidif only i knew how to get laid
as a /co/mrade passing though, im really happy this board has spoilers.
>>27694460
How often do you two hang out and what do you normally do together? Sounds like a cool friend. I'm jealous
>>27694352
>Parties aren't my thing, thanks though
>>27694547
It's very common in my experience. I have had success with girls but I have to work damn hard for it. Not feeling sorry for myself, just an observation.
>>27694352
At least they're nice chads willing to help an anon out
*Get in the car* let's ride
>>27694664
We never hang out, because he's always off doing dumbass chad shit(lifting weights, going to parties, etc.) and I'm usually in my room watching anime. Eat meals together at least four or five times a week though.
I do this thing where I forget to eat meals for up to three days, he promised my parents he would make sure I go to class and eat regularly when we left our hometown.
>>27694366
Congratulations! you have reached autism lvl 99!
>>27694712
>I forget to eat meals for up to three days
and i thought I was bad
but i want plaid
>>27694729
I also dislike showering.
I'm going to be kissless virgin skellington forever, but at least smarter than everyone I know
>>27694715
All of you are failed normies. You only care about getting laid as if that is worth something. There are tougher questions to answer for a real robot.
>K, let's do this guys
>>27694761
eh, i love showers too much.
Theres shit you don't want to do but you have to do it. its basic health and hygiene.
You got some drugs? Yes? Yeah bro I'll go
>>27694352
>tfw the chad is both the robot's greatest enemy and greatest friend
;_; Thank you Chadbros for helping us out
>being outside
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY GODDAMN BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27694761
Same position here, I tend to ignore food to the point where I've lost all my energy and couldn't move, having to ask parents to food and having no appetite to eat it. Literally no energy, barely able to lift arm.
Used to take showers once a week but now I've been sweating a lot and I can't bear the itchiness of my hair and now have to do it daily or I suffer.
What the hell are we.
>>27694904
I wish I could press a button that would make everyone forget about me so I could die in peace
>>27694389
>having a chad friend
You dont belong here. Shoo normie
Holy shit, this actually happened to me once.
Then they found out I was a virgin and said that I would be better off keeping it.
>no salt
>>27694682
I guess we've just had different experiences with Chads then. Past high school, the Chads I know are often highly aware of themselves and attribute their success to their physical appearance. No doubt there are enough ignorant idiots getting laid without ever contemplating why, but to say most are completely oblivious to their advantage is absolutely ludicrous.
However, I realize its easier to demonize them that way which is why many robots cling to the idea of Chad being a lucky moron.
>>27694996
>said that I would be better off keeping it.
the fuck?
captcha: rainbow river
>be in Florida with two coworkers
>both chads
>get drunk
>blurt out I'm a virgin
>they cannot believe it
>one of them knows some numbers to call in the area for some ladies of the night
>tell them I don't want it to happen like that
>they said they understand and never brought it up again
that was probably my only chance of getting an escort without actually having to do it myself. It scares me somehow. I honestly should have agreed to it.
>>27694931
I wish I had a button to just kill myself right here and now cause i'm so goddamn lazy on top of having no actual way to kill myself with an actual success rate.
never bought into the other peoples awareness of you and biological connection matters meme
Sorry guys but I'm actually on my way to my friend's house to play some Pathfinder.
>>27695066
no you made the right decision man. there's no value in paying for it, you'd only feel even worse afterwards
This used to bother me like crazy when I was first in college, but now that I'm older I am perfectly content getting stupid drunk alone in some corner.
>tfw actually excited to be lonely with free booze now
I'm thankful to have a token Chad friend that occasionally does this now even though I used to hate it with a burning passion. Alcoholism is the cure.
>>27695033
Not demonizing them at all dude, sorry if it came across that way. I'm friends with Chads too and most of them are great bros who always have my back. I'm just saying a lot of them seem to be overly optimistic for guys who aren't in the same league as them.
>>27694352
Sure, I'll join you two for a threesome.
>>27694465
The evolution of JUST
>>27695236
Sorry anon, I misread your post then.
I agree generally that people like to take credit for the good things that happen to them (Chad because of personality) and deny any responsibility for bad things.
But many here have never had friends, let alone Chad friends, and honestly believe that every guy who is getting laid regularly has no clue whatsoever why it happens.
>>27695066
>>>they cannot believe it
>>one of them knows some numbers to call in the area for some ladies of the night
I love they cannot think a life where they are not validated by women
>those guys
>chads
>>27694776
LOL get a load of this fag
Get in desu.
A few chads tried to make me more social during highschool and they were all pretty nice.
Honestly the hate for them is unwarranted.
>>27695903
They were clearly mocking you. The only reason they "helped" you is because they wanted to see you fail so they would have something to laugh at.
>>27695903
>>Honestly the hate for them is unwarranted.
they choose to give women orgasms FOR FREE, so that women think that they are entitled to more than what they should get
>>27695918
That kind of viewpoint is the reason you're not one of them, Anon. The world isn't out to get you.
>>27695944
Ayy lmao
w2c watch
>>27695995
Same desu
Orig
>>27694352
>Two well groomed men in a convertible wit the top off.
They just want to spitroast me, they aren't hetero and I know it.
>>27696054
>not getting into the car, prepared for what you know is coming
>not allowing chad to plow you with passionate, passionate thrusts
what are you, gay bro? as if you don't want chad's hot sticky load spread across your face and in your ass.
>>27694373
>what is australia
>>27694352
giving these two faggots the finger because i'm not stupid enough to believe either of them
>>27696070
>Wanting to be fucked by two gay Chads.
>Not knowing Chads are promiscuous and fuck a lot.
>Not knowing gay men are promiscuous and fuck a lot either.
>Wanting to take a poz load from gay Chads.
I would let two friendless depressed gay bots do me before I ever considered the Chads.
>>27694366
Yeah I'm sure you're too busy contemplating the meaning of Linkin park or what to shitpost on 4chan about
>>27694389
>>27694437
>'robot'
>having chad friends
>having friends
it's a shame that normie9k is now swamped by douchebag dipshit fratbros who think they aren't chad because they know one douchebag dipshit fratbro more popular than they are
it was nice when r9k had an actually unique identity and purpose instead of being soc 2: for faggots who think they're too good for soc
I have never met a hateful Chad or Stacy. In school it was always people around the same status that treated you like shit, they wanted to try to look better than you to climb the social ladder. It never worked though, nobody ever goes from zero to hero. They just flail about unsatisfied while Chad and Stacy are eternally happy at the top.
>>27694761
>Doesnt eat or shower but thinks he is smart
?!?
>>27696277
Driving a mustang in australia instead of a commodore or a falcon pretty much confirms you for a cuck
Thanks chad wheres the beer?
Do you think they got weed at the party? Man I cant wait to get wasted
>>27694352
We did this last week chad and it didn't work
Why do you think it'll be different this time?
>the only ones to get laid are you two chads
>IN YOUR COFFINS
>>27694761
>"At least smarter than everyone I know."
No one who thinks this is as smart as they think they are.
>tfw no chadbros who will put you on the path of happiness
Oh well, guess it will be a life of anime and video games for me.
>>27694352
that's a bold fucking promise. i think i'll pass on your retarded normie orgie
>>27694352
Ok
*Hides in the corner of the room drinking by myself *
>>27694352
oh my word...are they twins?
>>27695376
Yeah desu I don't know why a bunch of virgin armchair faggots think they know why other people get laid better than the people actually getting laid. Like do you think I'm sleeping through the part where I convince someone to have sex with me, or do you literally think it just happens?
>>27696707
>chadbros are someone you wanna be around
they sicken me.
>>27694352
>"Bro!"
>fist bump Chads
>"let me just pump my biceps first"
>do 50 push ups on the pavement shouting "bro" between each.
>>27694389
T. Person so desperate for companionship they let cooler people bully and use you as long as you get to be in their circle
>>27694352
Pic related. Exactly how I would respond.
>>27696756
imagining this made me want to shoot myself
>>27694352
Let's go bra!
>>27694352
why did you skip leg day?
>>27696739
What are you rambling about?
>>27696771
Damn! This image always makes me cringe like a motherfucker.
>>27696819
His legs are still bigger than your arms poof hahahahaha
>>27694352
>wait are you twins?
>who the fuck is stacey?
>why are you not driving manual?
Yeah ok sounds fun!
>Get in anon! We're going to Stacy's party. We'll get you laid bro!
How do you respond?
>r9k is now officially normiecentral. Time to abandon ship, boys
>>27697040
this deserves its own post
>>27694352
I'd tag along to have a fun time, but I'd have to convince them not to try getting me laid.
The girls will just awkwardly tolerate my presence to have a chance with Chad.
>>27694387
>tfw oneitis tries to hook you up with her landwhale friends
>tfw landwhale friends aren't even remotely interested
>we'll get you laid bro
sounds patronizing, like you can't get laid off of your own accord. Fuck em I would go home and play some world of warcraft
My response when this happened IRL while I was at uni:
>nah I'm alright
And then they leave.
>>27697334
Chads do that to each other too apparently, you know, wingman and all that.
Reality:
>get to the party
>''fuck there's too many people''
>next thing you know, the two Chads are gone and you're by yourself
>JUST
>>27694352
Sorry Chad but I live for more higher purposes than getting laid
>>27696453
Not everyone has to be full autismo like you m8.
I'm ugly as shit, have strong OCD, am a virgin as well as an underachiever.
But at least, I'm good in social situations. Which is the only good thing going for me
Friends is all I have.
>>27694352
how exactly do 9/10 chads get a 4/10 beta laid? will they talk to women and try to get them to go with the beta? how will the women be attracted to the beta instead of the chad?
>>27698738
>how exactly do 9/10 chads get a 4/10 beta laid?
They don't. Chads are totally clueless to why betas can't get laid.
The best they can do is get them to talk to you for a while since they want Chad's approval.
>>27694465
Looks like he peaked in 2014 then came CRASHING down.
>>27694829
>>27698686
>OHHH CHAD I SHALL DEFEND YOUR HONOR IN THE INTERWEBZ HMMM CHAD FUCK MY BUM BUM
>Chad is a good friend
this is the biggest fucking lie
>>27694352
"Is there food?"
>>27694437
>>27694389
A ROBOT WITH FRIENDS
OMFG GET OF THIS BOARD NORMIE SCHOOL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't even understand the hatred for chads. They just happen to be born under different circumstances from us and learnt to socialize better.
It's like hating on the genius grade-skipper for doing better than you in school.
>>27699771
>HEY LOOK AT THAT FAG OVER THERE
>>27694654
Feel free to go back to your sjw cuckboard, nigger
>>27694465
All aboard the gain train
>get in
>get too drunk
>pass out on a bathroom floor or in a closet
>every fucking time
>look off into the sun
>put on my shades
>adjust my white leather jacket with a resplendent scorpion emblem
>Chad's stare on
>pull my fingerless gloves from my back pocket
>as I hold up the last gloved hand, I look those Chad's in the face and say
>"I drive"
>proceed to smash into a gas station taking those faggots with me to hell
>>27694352
>automatic
You all are faggots
>>27694366
*tips fedora*
ad infinitum
>>27694352
"I'd like to, but I got shit to do. Some other time."
>>27697040
"Get the fuck outa here."
>>27694352
"s'up brahs.... errr sorry can't, I'm off your mom's.... and she promised to make me breakfast in bed too..."
>>27694761
>I forget to eat meals for up to three days
>but at least smarter than everyone I know
Sounds like you NEED to meet someone.
>>27694352
ask if there's free alcohol cause even with their help i probably won't get laid unless they get me in on a foursome on some girl and i'd need to be hella smashed to be down with that
>>27694352
Hey can I buy some gear from you guys?
>>27694352
>"y-yeah sure"
>hop in
>chads give up on me in 10 minutes and I sneakily make my exit once we get to the party
>>27694352
I'd get in cause parties are great but I'd remind them that I have a gf ;^)
>>27694352
Fuck you chad GTFO REEEEEEEEE
>>27696771
>i mastered the blockchain
>>27700031
Thanks for making my day
og post donut steel
>>27694352
they are wearing mc donalds tshirts, the party is in a mcdonalds restaurant, i get a free happy meal and get to fuck one of the employess in the toilet.
sounds wonderful but i think i would still pussy out.
>>27694389
a chad "friend" literally stole my wallet when i fronted him drugs and said he "found" it and it was soaking wet or something and gave it back without the money. it's no big deal though at least i got my cards back. xanax -- not even once
Anyone have the picture of those 3 USC football Chad's on the sideline.
God damn, they were sexy no homo
>>27694352
I have never gotten laid by having a Chad tell me he was going to get me laid.
He never got laid any of those times, though, so there's that.
>>27694389
This.
Staceys and wannabes, however...
