>go to craigslist
>offer free room and food
>???
>get pussy
Wish me luck guys! Just posted mine. Should i change anything?
>As long as you stay
You fucked up. Should have offered it for 1 day or 1 night.
Women can get free food anywhere, you need to give them money too. Also this >>27692642
>>27692624
You managed to actually write that in a non-creepy way, but maybe because it's off this board that I am biased. Don't force more then cuddles when you're not saying that, play it off like companionship and don't be toooooo forward or it gets weird. Also be liberal with pics of you/more details within reason if she asks. Just imo, good luck
>>27692624
did you post stats as well? girls won't just cuddle with any manlet or autist you know
FUCKING CRAIGSLIST? LOL. If you are really lucky you will get some crack whore to come over and then pull a knife and rob you.
>>27692642
Okay guys what next???
>>27692654
Mom wont give me mony except on the first of the month so monetary compensation is out of the picture
>>27692709
Thanks i figured if i seemed too desperate i'd give it away. Also you dont really think she'll ask for pics right? Are poorfag women that superficial? I just want belly rubs for fucks sake.
>>27692766
I pray to god they dont ask stats. I posted on /fit/ once and all i remember was dozens of reaction images of ed edd eddy characters
>>27692826
Fug
>>27692914
>I posted on /fit/ once and all i remember was dozens of reaction images of ed edd eddy characters
busted a fucking gut there m8
godspeed in your search for wimminz
>>27692978
Thx bruv
For the love of god keep us updated.
>>27692624
HOLY SHIT WOMEN HAVE LIFE ON EASY MODE JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Good luck OP I hope you find what you're looking for.
what are your requirements?
>>27692624
Say hello to your hep C/hiv infested heroin addict for me.
>>27693121
Will do. Please post your suggestions. Will literally take any advice if most of us agree the advice isnt retarded
>>27693145
Sorrh senpai i gotta do it. The onaholes only last so long
>>27693155
Same to you! I actually made the thread so we could all do this, together. Its not too late guys
>>27693171
Im posting on fucking /r9k/ at midnight even though i have a midterm in the morning. I think having 'requirements' would be blasphemy to my current lifestyle. Ill take anything
>Craigslist
man and I thought I was desperate with my recent facebook, okcupid, pof, /soc/, and /r9k/ activity
hopefully someone takes me before I die on craigslist too
>>27693284
>using POF
Enjoy the large tranny population
>>27693374
Signed the fuck up
>>27693284
pof sucks dick nigga not only do no girls respond back unless you ask if they are escorts or not but u can only send like 40 messages a day
>>27693374
man as long as they look feminine Im okay that theyre trans or even have a dick
as long as they dont have both a dick and breasts, thats fucking mutant shit
>>27693392
>me ever needing to send more than 40 messages a day
what a dream
>>27692624
No one over the age of 22 uses craiglist for anything other than maybe used cars. At best you'll probably score some age 30s something crack whores and gay rapist. Be safe anon.
This arrangement is popular in NZ because asian girlies come over to study and want to buy handbags so they fuck for rent
There the ads are like : free rent, female only ' thats it
>18 f cali here,id like to cuddle with you :)
t.Laquan Washington 53
>>27693223
At this point im praying whatever god(s) that cursed me to live will be merciful to end my life young. Diseases arent even an issue to me tbqfh
>>27693284
This is literally my first day on here. Im either getting no catches yet so im asking you guys to help me out. What should the category becauss talent gigs seem reserved to porn castings right now
>>27693467
Crack whores, old women, idgaf pussy is pussy
>>27693545
Id happilly make the title "free rent" if the room im staying at wasnt a dorm room lol. Would be kinda tacky
>>27693590
Willing to take the chance at this point
>>27693721
Casual encounters
>>27693835
Fuck it wont let me change the main category. Fuck it we came this far. Heading to bed but id appreciate some suggestions on how to spice up the actual description. If the thread 404s over night ill look in the archive and use your suggestions ill promise. Will make another thread tomorrow if this 404s too.
>>27693988
Post in casual encounters. Change need to want. If you're in a dorm and have a chance to get some weed get some and advertise that you're 420 friendly. Bitches love to do drugs they didn't buy.
>>27694040
True DAT get some booze n maybe some coke or mahl too. Those will increase your chances of getting laid. You could post in strictly platonic too
>>27692624
>craigslist
kek
99% of the time you'll only find spam, prostitutes, or dudes
>>27694040
We /casualencounters/ now
>>27694148
Ill happilly by booze for us off campus but on campus its illegal
>>27694203
Well wish me luck then
>>27694293
Going to bed but suggestions will be appreciated
>inb4 manlet
Shows over. Shoulda kept it in talent gigs i guess.
Why would they remove it and so quickly?
>>27694407
Fuck it going back to the other one
>>27694407
i can imagine a lot of bitter guys and pedantic wikipedian types fuming over someone looking for a simple cuddlebuddy
>>27694482
Why cant we just be happy for eachother? Well im heading to bed. Will check for suggestions tomorrow.
>>27694496
that version looks a lot more inviting, good to put that you're a student and not some random guy
sleep tight anon
>>27694617
You as well friend
>>27693284
>>27693374
>>27693392
What is POF?
I want in
