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>sitting in class when Chad invites me to come hang out with
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>sitting in class when Chad invites me to come hang out with him and his Chad and Tyrone friends
>i have literally never said a word in class
>no idea why anyone would want to hang out with me let alone Chad
>"s-sure man! I'd love t-to"
>heart is racing as he gives me the details on this hangout

>Friday night
>take the bus to Chad's apartment
>knock on the door
>heart pounding
>chad answers
>"Hey robot! Come on in!"
>settle in
>everyone is treating me like I'm their friend and being nice
>they keep giving me drinks
>realize I am a cuteboy
> get paranoid and run to the bathroom
>type this out

Whats happening robots? Am i gonna get rammed by a mob of chads and tyrones?

i am really scared right now
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Just relax and try not to spill too much spaghetti

I highly doubt that any of them are attracted to you they probably just want to get to know you
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>>27692629
4chinz good seal of approval given to u
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they're gonna tie you down and do chad shit to you like piss on you and shit on you a film it and show it to the other chads and stacies and you'll be forever remembered as the little faggot you likes gay shit

you should say that you've got to go before they get a chance.
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get ready, they're gonna stretch your boipussy good
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I have a similar story
>chad invites me to hang out
>never really talk in class so no idea why he invited me
>when I go to hang out he offers me mushrooms
>not too worried since I have done them before
>"sure dude"
>he asks if i have done them before
>tell him yes
>he hands me 5 grams
>holy shit
>most I've ever done is 2.5
>everyone is looking at me to see if I'll do it
>eat them even though I am fully aware that certain death awaits
>hour passes
>dont know where I am or who anyone is
>dont have any memory at all
>think everyone is a dead persons spirit or something
>they ask me about Stacey
>I go off on a tangent about how Stacey is the most beautiful girl in the world and how I am in love with her
>I actually had no idea who they were talking about or what I was saying
>they record what I am saying and send it to everyone in class
>Stacey too
>tfw i actually really liked Stacey but after that I will for sure have no chance with her at all
>started missing class just to avoid looking at her because I am so embarrassed
>want to die when i see her
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>>27692783
Jesus anon that's too bad
Why are normies so mean?
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