Is having a boyfriend better than having a girlfriend?
>>27691690
no, I've had both. Much prefer girlfriends.
>>27691690
no
gays and their culture are awful.
A coworker of mine who's gay is cheating on this poor innocent old dude he's with
yes because im cute and actually like men.
>>27691731
Why?bloxxx (bxbejiwie7eur)
>>27692462
This
>>27691807
Nice girls are too wonderful to pass up also.
>tfw no qt bf with a nice ass to sit on my lap while I shitpost
Sure, if you wanna do nothing but play video games and have sex all day.
Wrong board OP, go to lgbt
>>27692643
W-what about cuddling and kissing?
>>27692643
That sounds fine to me.
>>27692643
Why would I want to do anything else
Or I could just have both.
it doesn't matter, you just need to find someone you can trust that won't leave you to go have fun. you need someone that has more fun with you than anyone else, and will drop things to do stuff with you. male or female it doesn't matter, as long as you have someone that has ideals and beliefs that line up with yours. of course if all you want to do is have sex then it depends on your preference.
If you can find one whos not a slut, yes. Its basically what a relationship with a girl is minus the bullshit.
>>27691690
Dont know, never considered it. Go on?
>>27691690
boys smell gross
If you're lucky enough to find an interesting boy out there in this rotten gay community, yes
the company of a nice man is way better than the company of a nice woman
>>27691690
It's actually looks cool because you see this relation as a relation in animes. In reality, it's delicious at the beginning, when both of you are very young, but when you start to age it's disgusting and weird, it's like heroin.
So keep masturbating to this, but don't start this sort of relation when you're 25.
>>27694034
>not getting high on boymusk
>>27691690
theyre both bitches quit your whining and get metal.
>>27692643
This.
(Non origigami)
>>27693060
One at a time or simultaneously?
Boys smell awesome
>>27694375
>It's actually looks cool because you see this relation as a relation in animes. In reality, it's delicious at the beginning, when both of you are very young, but when you start to age it's disgusting and weird, it's like heroin.
lol this
all the gay shit on this board showcases super young guys/couples and borderline trannys, not the reality of average dudes.
>>27694709
>That taint smell on a guy after he's taken off his boxer shorts.
I can get high off that shit.
Depends if you're uke or seme.
And if he is uke or seme.
If you're neither you're ugly, then you're better off with a girl. Lesbianism isn't hit if it is two fat chix. Its's kinda the same thing with boys.
>>27695504I'll seme your uke in a minute you fucking faggot
>tfw ugly and will never have a bf
>tfw will never know the feel of a nice boy cuddling you all day
>tfw life isn't anime
I wish I had a shota bf sometimes.
>>27695504
>guy who uses "uke/seme" terminology gives advices on life
whatever you say, my dude
>>27696154
can i be that?
>>27694945
>>27694375
w-what if you like older men
>>27696639
Yes Mr FBI you can be my bf.
OP the only people who could seriously reply to your question are bisexuals, and they are an absolutely tiny minority. A lot of supposed bisexuals are either prison gay or gays who still want to pretend to be attracted to women.
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>tfw you will never find a bf who shares your taste in anime boys
Fuck
Honestly boys are better if you manage to find a self-aware, non-cancerous one.
>tfw no robot bf
>>27694416
>not having a metal bf
>tfw will never have a bf
I just want someone to cuddle me and spoon with me...
>>27691690
Source on that image? I couldn't find anything with google. pls
Who /femboy/ here
>>27696927
Sorry newgaf, maybe in a few more years you'll learn basic functionality
>>27695059
I love sniffing my str8 mates boxers when i stay over at his house when his parents are away. We spend the whole time getting high and playing vidya when he's in. Im neet, but he's a wagie, up at 8 every morning. We sleep in his double bed cos who wants to sleep in their parents bed? When he goes to work, I get straight into sniffing his boxers from the day before and fap in his bed. That taint smell is like a drug, instant diamonds
>>27696942
reporting in famiglia
>>27696229
It a hell of a lot more appropriate terminology than bottom and top. What the fuck does that even mean? What if the one who takes it sits on top?
Okay look, the other terminology is empty. The words have no meaning. Uke and Seme are established brands that can convey lots of meaning quickly.
Also, it is perfectly normal to be neither. Most people are just the gray goo in the background. Not everyone in life is a main character.
>>27696970
pics pls my dude
>>27697082
just uno
>>27697049
>What the fuck does that even mean
One takes it in the pooper, the other puts it in the pooper
Uke and seme are too Japanese and confusing
>>27696670
Ok if im 18 is that ok.
>>27697138
oh my fucking god <3
do you have any contact info??
>yank down my str8 friend's pants
>start sucking his cock with the force of a thousand suns
>swallow his cum while staring deep into his eyes
>it's just a prank bro
>>27697138
>a robot that's actually cute
>this thread
nice try, women
>>27697171
yess
my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/scrummybingus/
and my kik is thepoolrobot
>>27697235
i try
>>27697235
>>27697196
Hes not a robkt and thats not him. Thats a pic i see on cuteboys all the time
>>27697259
but it is me senpai.
although I stopped posting on /cb/ a few months ago.
>>27697276
Oh ok i thought you were one of those steam bullies who takes advantage of robots. Im sorry anon, im a femboy too
>>27697307
it's okay anon i understand.
I left /cb/ because of all the incessant shitposting and pissing contests. Are people posting my pictures since I've been gone?
>>27697147
Well maybe you should get your head examined, you're the basketcase. This guy right here is a puppet for /lgbt/ sent into this thread to shill for masc obese dudes.
Anyways, take it in the pooper and putting it in the pooper is something anyone can do. It could be a gross fucking bearded dude, which is obviously what you're into. Uke is usually drawn differently from seme. They act different, it is gender roles within a gender. So when you look at whats really happening you see that top and bottom labels are really bad for your sexuality.
Everyone, this guy is obviously retarded. Look at the way he types. he is totally low energy and a big FAT MESS!
If you say seme, you're saying so much more than just top. Top is a stupid word, it's a waste. Uke and Seme are terms for winners, it's a term for people who knows how to win. You have to stop with this top/bottom branding because you're killing yourselves. Do you just want any top or any bottom? A bottom who lookd like Ted Cruz's wife? I don't think so.
Listen, it's called uke and seme, that is what it is and that is what I will call it!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uke
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seme
>tfw no super passsable, good-smelling Asian trap bf to cuddlr nd fuck in the butt
>>27697147
>pooper
OooOOUh I don't use words like boipussy because I'm so straight and tough I don't even like it. OOOuuuh look at me, I an orginal, I'm a person on /r9k/ who hasn't lost his mind yet. OuuUUhh I fap to the same porn every night and never even try gayfapping. I'm so well grounded. OuuH ooOOUuHH look at me how sane I am, I'm so much better than everyone else. I still call it a pooper. I'm so tough. Oouh OUuh!
>>27697809
It is a shithole. I'm a fag and I love a man's shitter, a man doesn't have a pussy or pucci or whatever.
>>27696923
we all find someone, it took me 8 years but i found someone, never lose hope
>>27697845
You're just a fag, what the fuck woud you know about pussy?
>>27698187
Enough to know a man doesn't have one? Lol
>tfw no Douglas Pearce bf
>>27694945
>>27694375
this so fucking much
every time fags come in to say how great being gay is they post pictures of feminine young anime boys that look nothing like them in real life
and even if they managed to look like them - great, give it a few years and you want nothing to do with them because the pretty boy isn't so pretty anymore now that his body is completely mature and his hairline is escaping and his voice is low and his facial hair is growing...
gays even have a term for this themselves, "gay death at 30" because not even actual homos want anything to do with guys that actually look like men
>>27696942
Ayy
>tfw finally aging ;_;
>>27698724
time to get aids and spread the bug by pozzing everyone up while you still can as a revenge on nature
>>27691690
I wish I was straight
>>27697235
I talk to a robot from here
Legit 10/10 male. How the fuck he is still a virgin I will never know. Could be a Chad easily.
>tfw he's way out of my league
>>27698606
>>27696649
>>27694375
But its the same with women
>>27698923
Fucking a middle aged man in the ass is weird
Fucking a middle aged woman in the pussy is not
>>27698950
But both is.
Who fucks old people? Other old people. Thats the only way for them to have sex since neither can have young people to have sex anymore.
>>27696942
Am I?
>>27699033
No
Stop fucking attention whoring on r9k and fuck off to /soc/ or some shit
>>27698967
>>27698923
its not the same with women. roasties often let themselves go, but if they take care of themselves instead they're still attractive when they age. not as attractive as when they were teens but still reasonably desirable. banging a 40 year old woman who's not fat is not disgusting.
a feminine pretty boy turns into a completely different entity as he ages. nobody wants anything to do with him when he loses his brief youthfulness. ancient greeks knew this very well. the philosophers loved young boys but none of them were having sex with each other as they saw it abominable.
gay people always need to cop out when they're faced with facts.
>>27699254
You must be a super cuck for actually accepting old used holed of any kind.
>>27699285
>maybe if i meme him i can ignore the facts
all faggots are massive degenerates and every single one of them is an used up hole, there's a reason HIV is so prevalent among gay people, and its not because of monogamy.
who said anything about accepting an used old hole, what i'm speaking of is getting a girl while she's young and growing old with her, not taking some roastie single mother in her 30s.
gay "love" does not exist because nobody who's attracted to a feminine young boy is going to want to keep him around when he ages even 10 years because he's gonna look like an actual man by then.
Just look at this thread, every single picture is that of an ideally teenager-something cartoon femboy.
>>27699374
You seems to be retarded.
I said used old holes are shit no matter what and you spout your anti gay shit.
Hows it beeing 16?
>>27699033
OMG cute
>>27699470
>repIying to yourseIf
>tfw you found out that you enjoy bara art
no i'm not a homo
>>27699580
According to >>27699374 you can only be attracted to teen boys
>>27699374
I didn't know people have gf threads about middleaged women
>>27691690
I think we've been through this already
>>>/lgbt/
>>27691690
No because boyfriends don't have vaginas.
>>27699598
i like all kinds of stuff. skinny girls, thick girls, flat chested girls, muscular dudes, twinks
something is really wrong with me
>>27699751
you are just perverted
but same desu
>>27691690
I think so but I'm gay
>>27698724
iktf
>almost 30
>took hormones to stave off masculinization
>becoming an old gross androgynous weirdo
>>27699833
>people will still argue homosexuality isn't a mental illness
>>27694034
boys smell amazing, If you ever have a crush you will fall in love with it
>>27699919
boys smell atrocious, If you ever have a crust you will fall in sick with it
>>27699919
I loved my best friend smell
It was like a narcotic for me
>>27699974
I'm gay as fuck and the smell of my guy friends makes me want to puke.
>>27699985
this
I'm gay as fuck and guys are so bad I actually prefer to do everything with girls, including getting married and having sex
>>27699985
I like the idea of guy smell, more than the actual guy smell
>>27691690
for girls, yes
I've had both. Girlfriends are shitty, boyfriends are awesome.
>>27699985
it's pretty hot to be honest, but you need to be a slut to enjoy it
maybe you just don't sniff the right guys
>>27700223
I'm just not attracted to them at all and they are kind of dirty.
Tbh
Oregano post
girls smell bad too
i was around a girl who didn't shower for 2 days and she smelled just as bad as a man
>>27700438
Girls are pure. They don't smell bad, they don't fart, don't poop, don't use foul language. They're caring, lovely, delicate and beautiful. They simply can't do wrong.
>that feel whenorigami comment
Honestly I just want a bf that does stuff I like and we look like friends in public but we fuck each other on the DL.
Ah the simple things in life
>>27701546
I too wish I had a Trump supporting Makoto bf anon, life is hard indeed
>>27701583
Yeah hopefully I can find a bf when I go off to college. Just go out in public bro and look for one. You will make their day.
>>27701845
Seriously. I wish I had the balls to go up to some dude and ask if he wanted to come back to my place for videogames and a blowjob
>>27701845
>when I go off to college
>tfw finished college
How the fuck do I find a bf now
>>27702801
Depends on your age, I feel. If you're relatively young, hit the bars
>>27702698
Lol, I wish I could find a guy to ask honestly. I live in a rural area so I am pretty much fucked or not fucked rather.
>>27702801
Bars, clubs, online.
>>27696942
Hormones make my nips super sensitive senpai. Feels good. I can maybe look for a bf after losing some weight and not hating myself so much. But until then my bf is going to be Dark souls.
So what type of guys do you like?
>>27703005
You and me in the same boat, senpai. The only place I even have a chance at is college before I get sent back to the yokel Southtown that I call home
>>27703081
The cute kind with nice butts. About as tall as me with longer hair
>>27703089
I get you except Rural utah is JUST teir. At least in the south you arent an outcast for being a homo.
>>27697240
>all gays share my oyaji fetish
it's not true
>>27703162
That...that's not how the South works, anon
>hold me
>>27699833
>took hormones to stave off masculinization
If I could go back in time I would have started at 14
>>27703264
Compared to utah the South is actually an improvement. Plus they love trump out there.
>tfw I live in Cruzcuck country
>I'd hold you desu
it takes a thread like this to remind me that boys are my favoritesomeone plz cuddle with me
>>27703369
>>27703327
Let's all mancuddle, somebody grab some beer so it's not super gay
>>27703419
Dude it isnt gay if we are gymbros and high five afterwards. Also no homo
>>27702909
Whats the expiry date on a twink? im 24
>Mfw could be a twink if I worked on it, (170, 5'10/11)but facial structure and my nose has fucking cursed me to the life of being a lonely robot.
I just wanna be a cute boy for my bf.
>>27703913
>5'11 170
>twink
I'm not sure you know what twink means.
>>27703913
consider a fringe or some sorta of anime hairstyle that covers forehead and eyebrows
>>27703952
I said i could be if worked on it. Meaning started loaing weight. Right now I'm just average. If i started running again i could start slimming down. But mfw no motivation.
>>27699833
>tfw no old gross androgynous weirdo bf
>>27703981
Will try, will post results l8r
I want to eat a cute girly twink's butthole out for like 20 minutes and then slowly pound his butthole while kissing him around his shoulder t b h
no homo or anything
>Think having an online bf might be nice and make me feel less lonely and happier
>Realize it wouldn't
>Go back to hentai while feeling sad
>>27699833
How's it working out for you? I've been wondering how it works out in your late 20's.
