What makes someone a Normie?
Is there a Normie checklist or something?
>>27691672
>attractive boyfriend/girlfriend (anyone can get a fat practice gf/bf)
>loads of friends
>go out at least once if not twice every weekend and occasionally during the week as well
>self-motivated to go into university and graduate to become a fucking whatever
>moving out of their parents' house at their early-mid 20s at the latest
>being on at least two forms of social media
>enjoying top 40 pop music
>>27691767
TOO GENEROUS
>>27691672
>isn't a virgin
>has any form of social media account
>has a smartphone
>has friends
IF YOU CAN PICK ANY OF THE ABOVE YOU NEED TO LEAVE
>>27691806
too autistic 2bh, loads of robots have ironic anime-faced twitter accounts, they've paid for sex with hookers or escorts or had a practice gf, and they just use their phone as a way to browse 4chan from their toilet or their bed.
>>27691806
that's being a vegetable, not a robot.
anybody can have sex
>>27691852
>if you don't have friends, a smartphone, facebook, or sex, you aren't even alive
fucking millenials
>>27691672
It depends on the board. Here, it's
>lonely virgin
>wagecuck
>starting "TFW when you have no gf" threads
>starting any kind of thread talking about depression or how shitty your life is.
>>27691878
no, only sex, because anyone can have it
>>27691878
Why would you NOT have a smartphone?
Where are you posting from now, a fax machine? A Sega Dreamcast?
>>27691930
wanting to fuck a whore and cuck yourself, and probably get a disease
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>>27692002
I'M POSTING FROM A GOD DAMNED DESKTOP COMPUTER
THE SAME WAY I DID IN 2005
YOU FUCKING CHILD
>>27692028
Chill, grampa
>>27692006
there are hookers much cleaner than your mom 2bh.
also you can fuck a drunk slut wearing a condom
>>27692006
I've had unprotected sex with overfourgirls and all I got washepatitis B
>>27692053
I WILL NOT CHILL YOU CROSSEYED PIECE OF SHIT
AT LEAST WHEN I'M 80 I'LL STILL HAVE DEPTH PERCEPTION
BECAUSE I USE A
NORMAL
SIZED
SCREEN
>>27692028
and a smart phone is just a desktop computer that you can fit in your pocket, quit being so fucking triggered jesus
The ultimate defining characteristic is sex
If you have had sex that you didn't pay for it and it wasn't rape then you ARE a normalfag. This is not even up for debate, the fact you have proven that you have enough social value to convince someone to get intimate with you means you are a normal.
HOWEVER
If someone has lots of friends and goes to clubs or even has a gf they can probably be called normal as well.
>>27692119
FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
YOU ALSO TALK TO YOUR """"FRIENDS"""" ON THOSE THINGS TOO, I BET
MAYBE SEND THEM INSTATEXTS OR TWITTERGRAMS
MAYBE SEXT YOUR """"""GIRLFRIEND""""""
>>27692102
what kind of old wives' tales are you talking about?
People have been reading tiny-ass words since like the 5th century BC.
>>27691672
What is this cute as fuck picture you just posted?
>>27692168
I don't, actually, and you can do all that shit on Skype on your desktop, so stay mad really.
>>27692176
It's Romani Reigns, a wrestler, getting nervous in front of a hostile crowd.
>>27691672
a normie doesn't use their brain. A normie agrees with whatever's popular. A normie puts priority over their emotions rather than logic. A normie buys popular name brand things like Apple and will fight you over its superiority over other name brands. A normie thinks the imdb top 250 are the best movies ever made. A normie is in debt from college and upside down in car payments. A normie gets married to someone they hate because being single isn't normal past a certain age. A normie believes in nationalism. A normie is blind to hypocrisy. Normies go to breast cancer awareness runs despite everyone already being aware of breast cancer.
Normie is just the new word for NORP.
damn the Roman empire is lookin pretty good
>>27692002
if you are a homeless fag i could see wanting to save the $20 of a dumbphone plan vs a smartphone
anyone else could pay for the luxury
>>27692576
What luxury, though? What's good about a smartphone compared to a dumbphone?
