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>"h-h-hi...anon..uh like..like maybe you wanna dance?....with..me?"
>I have to leave because I'm actually depressed, bye.
>>27691440
If you get 200 lbs liposuctioned off we'll talk until you get fat again.
>>27691440
my friend is mormon and they had dances at their church when we were kids, and one time I went with him and this fat chick asked me to dance and then asked for my phone number but I gave her the wrong number
>>27691983
YOU BITCH AT FEMBOTS FOR NOT DATING YOU THEN PULL THIS SHIT???
You've been taught well.
>>27692049
BUT THEY COULD LOSE WEIGHT IM UGLY FOREVER CAUSE OF REASONS TOTALLY BEYOND MY CONTROLLLLL
>>27692088
Did you not read the last sentence of his post?
>>27692049
fembots don't exist
there are plenty of pathetic losers who would date a fat chick
I see it literally everyday
>>27692049but I have a hot ginger gf
>implying that I would leave my house
>implying I'd go to a dance
>implying hambeasts would want me
>Sorry, but if we danced I wouldn't be able to stand
>why?
>Because the ground would shake too much
Ignoring that I don't go to dances or parties where dancing is expected.
>Sure, why not
>I don't usually dance, but for you I will make an exception
What can I say, I like making peoples day. Besides, it is just a dance.
>>27691440
Sure, afterwards we should go to your place and burn some calories together ;)
>>27692193
Not devlish
>>27692295
Devlish
>>27692299
"Let me sit on your face anon"
>>27691440
>Implying that I know how to dance
I'd probably try to start a moshpit and knock myself on the floor by bouncing against her
>>27692339
Only if you had mexican for lunch, I want this to smell as good as it feels.
>>27691440
Alright, I love dancing!
>>27691440
I'd probably say no thanks, but I'd probably say no thanks to anyone who asked me
>>27692193
Not even clever
If you're going to be mean it has t actually be funny and then you get a free pass from literally everybody
>>27691440
I'd say yes, but I also know what it's like to be 200 lbs overweight myself.
Good thing I'm almost done losing it, or we'd break the floor together.
s-sure but i dont know how to dance ;_;
>>27692438
>>>27692339 (You)
>Only if you had mexican for lunch, I want this to smell as good as it feels.
Man th harpoons!
This is a situation I hope I never find myself in. I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it.
>>27691440
>"Anon-Lynn, JUST bee urself."
>>27691440
>Yeah why not man!
>Friendzone hardcore but maintain friendly conversation,
>Make someones night and remember that we're all at some low in life and helping one another is all we can do to live a good life.
>Go to bed.
Don't be a faggot sociopath/psychopath.
I actually had a really obese girl ask if I was single once. I awkward walked away. Ten years later I regret not taking that offer.
>>27692193
>Sorry, but if we danced I wouldn't be able to stand
>why?
>Because of the gravitational pull
