Am I a hipster if I drink black coffee purely to make myself feel cool?
No, but you are a pathetic faggot, especially for making a thread about it.
>hipster
shit word mate
if you do anything just to be cool you're a fraud, but coffee with cream and sugar in it is fucking gay and it's obviously better to be a fraud than a fag so i approve
and i am a consequentialist, as long as the coffee is not being ruined no true harm is done, regardless of intention
>>27691426
>but coffee with cream and sugar in it is fucking gay and it's obviously better to be a fraud than a fag so i approve
No, it tastes good imo
>>27691389
>to make myself feel cool
Yeah this here is what makes you a fag
if you actually liked it there'd be no problem but if it's purely to seem more badass to yourself or people you know then it's pretty pathetic desu senpai
I started drinking black coffee because one day I ran out of cream to put in it. Was an acquired taste, I guess. Now it's all I drink. Sipping some cheap ass instant shit right now. I don't even give a fuck, as long as it has caffeine.
You should see me with alcohol....
>>27691389
Yes, obviously.
>>27691514
>purely to make myself feel cool
Reading comprehension.
>>27691389
Fucking hipsters ruined black coffee.
>>27691647
>letting faggots get in the way of what you like
Real niggas don't give a fuck and do what they want. Your honestly a giant faggot for letting hipster get in the way of what you like.
>>27691389
What a pretentious qt
Please be my bf too bee honist familie
>>27691683
Its just annoying to get called hipster everytime I drink or order a black coffee. Even my fucking mom asked me if I am a hipster.
>>27691747
Don't let them annoy you. It doesn't matter. People will judge you for anything. You know that, I know that and everyone knows that.
>>27691747
You will never be happy if you care so much about that.
>>27691389
>feel cool.
>myself feel cool
wow.
>>27691389
You're some kind of dumbass, what kind I don't know
>>27691389
Yes, just for the fact that you've stooped so low just to make yourself feel cool when nobody else cares is pathetic.
Update pic on black coffee.
>>27691698
>>27692025
p-pls respondextremely orginal spergpost
>>27692287
im sorry family im straightanother original spergpost
>>27691389
Nah, but it does make you a piece of trash poser faggot.
>>27692453
Well today is your lucky day, because I have a pretty cool vagina.(bonus: since birth)
>>27691389
You are a fucking faggot OP
b0ttiebl0x
>>27692025
black coffee tastes like swill water
>>27692517
im twink tier you could probably do better than me
>>27692876
That's what I like desu
Stop being a faggot and give a throwaway skype before the thread diesplease
>>27692907
Yeah OP, show your dick to this 45 year old woman
>>27692967
Please do not bully me on the internet or I will call the police!!! This is misogyny in action!!I am young and not fat, just painfully shy
>men who turn their cofee into dairy filled sugary shit
You fags might as well drink soda
Eh. Black coffee is cheaper, better for you, and doesn't make you look like a nine year old pouring cups of cream and sugar into your cup. Black coffee or nothing.
Hipster faggot nigger
>>27691389
>I do so much shit to make myself feel cool
thankfully I dont have any friends to call me out on it
Personally I can't stand coffee no matter what is put in it.
Tea, on the other hand, I will drink non stop. Guess I'm just disgustingly British.
>tfw drink black coffee and pretend its some shitty tasting potion
>tfw supreme autist
>>27693123
it's weird because i don't have any friends either. i don't tell anyone i drink black coffee, it just makes me feel cool.
>>27693038
Yeah, my throwaway skype issuck fat dong you heartbreaking harlot
>>27693166
yeah I dont tell anyone about the cringey stuff I do just to feel "b0ss"
sometimes I do stuff in public and ignore the stares cause I doubt ill ever see them again
Once I became dark chocolate masterrace, black coffee wasn't so hard to deal with. I still like my coffee with cream and sugar, but I can also have black when I want to seem mature.
>>27693186
>>27693038
not me but I'm sorry. I'm probably shyer than you.
If hipsters are people who do things that make them feel cool then shove a PBR up my ass and call me a band you've probably never heard of.
>>27693186
Yet another plot twist in my upcoming autobiography about being a hopeless retard.
You sure got me, you epic rusemaster!
>>27693230
You probably are. I'm not shy online, but in public I can't make eye contact.
>>27693230
add her op
>>27693454
I know I'm being a huge faggot but talking to me is like talking to a wall. I think she could do better than me.
No, if you wanted to be cool you'd drink iced black coffee. Hot coffee will make you hot not cool.
>>27693620
FUCK YOU OP DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WOULD DO TO HAVE PEOPLE POSTING IN THREADS THAT I MAKE, LET ALONE SOME STUPID ROASTIE WHORE HITTING ON ME WHO MIGHT SEND ME FUCKING NUDES AND BE MY ONLY GF FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27691389
If you derive more additional pleasure from feeling cool than you do from drinking better tasting coffee, then what's wrong?
No, you'd be a fedora. Which now that I think about it, is just a failed hipster, or neckbeard form of a hipster.
>>27693879
I know man I feel terrible about it. I know why I'm alone now.
>>27694124
I'm sorry for asking in the first place, I feel bad now.
Don't be sad, keep drinking your bitter coffees and being a qt.
>>27694124
>>27694184
MMMMMRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU OP
I CANNOT LOOK AT THIS SHIT FOR A SECOND LONGER FUCK YOU
>>27694184
I hope you find the qt you deserve.
>>27694291
kill yourself you useless cuckold
>>27691389
No
It makes you insecure
>>27693620
>>27694124
>>27694184
>>27694291
JUST
o-o-o-o-original
>>27694291Add her OP, do it for all of us you lucky magical bastard.
>>27694291
and I hope you find the peace you deserve.
What's up with americans fucked up view on coffee?
It's just coffee. Either drink it or don't, Jesus.
I drink black coffee because it doesn't taste awful that way.
The stronger and grittier the coffee the better.
>>27694497
This wasn't me.
>>27694291
What a fucking beta.
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>>27694800
No. That's why I'm making threads about coffee at 3:00 in the morning rejecting someone who actually wanted me. I belong here.
>>27694098
Yes, keep implying that it is somehow shameful to consume a beverage with out adding garbage like dairy or sugar to it. This is why there are so many fat westerners.
>adding anything to coffee
Black coffee is the best kind of coffee
Good taste in mouth
>>27695621
Looks pretty good man. I'm about to get another cup on the go here, it's been about an hour since my last one. Still going strong.
There is really nothing like black coffee. It's an amazing drink. I cut down recently to try to get the old caffeine addiction down, but that just makes me enjoy it more when I do have one.
>>27691426
>but coffee with cream and sugar in it is fucking gay and it's obviously better to be a fraud than a fag so i approve
>i am a consequentialist
holy shit dude
>tfw drink 5 cups of black coffee and my heart is beating really fast a skipping beats
OP here
hopefully this shit gives me a heart attack.
who /caffeinepills/ here?
>>27695701
I drink like 6 cups of black coffee everyday when I wake up for the past 5 years and I generally feel fine. My heart is so probably fucked
>>27695701
wewlad, take it easy! seems like you've reached max stimulation. give it a good hour or two before you have another sip of the sweet nectar. can't die now or else you'll never be able to go fast again!
>>27695743
Tried em a few times but didn't care for them. Usually 200mg tablets. took two at once and felt pretty sick. I prefer coffee, coffee feels quite different compared to the pure caffeine tablets you can get. I've read this is because there's other things in coffee or some shit.
One last bump before I head off friendos.
