https://youtu.be/dWWDFn0KDtY?t=2m52s
SPEED- 1.5x
Get jiggy wit it and tap out your best 575 r9k
other personal prose is also welcome
Oh fuck yes, I love Parappa the Rapper.
Posting Eggman's most recent rap, it's surprisingly good if you haven't heard it already. https://youtu.be/jnJXlMJmk6w
clouds were past my time
easily the last of time
ethereal presence
>>27689711
get funky and creative then anon!
>low casting a crown
>atop a world of pure stone
>caught between the rule
>get funky and creative then anon!
I'm a certified autist, degenerate and caustic / Forget a nasty roastie, I fuck my onahole plastic / Gunning down normies so rampant they call me spastic / Chad and Stacy's gonna learn today, call me Scholastic
whorled on lapsing earth
contemplate the end of days
twist and grind later
>>27689892
Oh fuck I just realized this was a haiku thread and not a rap thread due to that Parappa video. I'm retarded, don't mind me.
>robot never ceases
>constantly beeping a boop
>computational
>>27689892
>>27690005
nice, but you need to bust a move! That's fine.
>>27689969
brooding. make sure to bust a move too anon!
>cheesy saucy heat
>convection to perfection
>pizza can't be beat
some more funk
https://youtu.be/uTEk8sfPD08
>gonna have some fun
>gotta do something new here
>page one here I come
>>27689645
>Pull the trigger tight
>Raining memes all directions
>Frog posters must die
https://youtu.be/BmPW4hwNurQ
>painted crystal doves
>sever the fire from above
>ashes float softly
across the bar the
cute guy looked my way again
that feel when no bf
>got the robo dick
>fembots think they so damn slick
>glide through pussy lips
>robotic pop lock
>breakin roboogaloo 3
>feels just can't touch me
>>27690448
Does he look likea bitch
Derigible
>running out of steam
>pressed too hard for something clean
>austere passing free
>why you hatin pham
>don't you wanna blam a lamb
>famioli rolli
>I thought we always
>would be together and we'd
>love one another.
>>27691063
>maybe there's still time
>a memory for new life
>we are all of us
>>27689645
> up the sound, crank dials
> i watch netflix really loud
> fav show is X-Files
>>27689892
Not quite a haiku
Still really fucking good, though
Could you please share more?
>loco throwing dice
>time to catch a one way flight
>we're still all boarding
>>27690448
Look across the bar
I see a cute, but shy, guy
That's you (no bf :)
>>27691353
all works are welcome
not sure why he stopped posting
frogs be spittin bars
>>27690142
Yummy lunch food stuff
Also breakfast or dinner
Cheesy triangle
100 years spent
On the internet, alone
And then I will die
>>27691515
Been here ten minutes
Haikus make me less lonely
See? I'm here with you
more funk https://youtu.be/4MSmEODv5vo
>>27691507
>margarita time
>crimson oozing dough finds me
>It has arisen
go back to /b/ faggots
Nice thread op.
>Chuckling away on
>a lilly pad the wise frog
>gets the last laugh now.
>>27691609
> Fuck off m8, don't h8
> Don't get so ir8, ain't b8
> R8 8 out of 8
>>27691609
>reddit used takedown
>the attack missed the target
>recoil damage dealt
>>27691581
Senpai, pass the dough
I will grab the sauce and cheese
Can you get toppings?
>>27691631
thank you frogotad
it's my first one in a while
free to stay mayne
>>27691716
the flat dough zoolaa
cheese so gouda, wanna taste
I'll bring it to yah
>>27691835
*feel
haichox
>>27691515
singularity
molecular byte
life with overtime
> This was pretty fun
> We should do this all again
> Y'all seem cool. Goodnight!
haikus are fun but,
I guess most people do not
getting pretty late
>>27692390
anon, please, don't go
anon, what are you doing
anon wait, please, stop
>>27692467
I do what I want
You are not the boss of me
Thank you for the fun