>nobody makes a big deal over smaller breasts
>they still easily find bfs, even perfectly flat girls
>millions of white knights proclaim that they actually -prefer- them
>women will gather to gossip and laugh about men with small penises
>it's a commonly accepted mainstream insult
>petite girls, including asians, will actually put in effort to enlarge their vaginal cavities so they can fit their Chad bf's 8.5 incher rather than being with a less endowed man
>tfw 5"
Does anyone else get a weird feeling that they were placed on this world as punishment? Sometimes I think this place is just a little too SHIT to be real.
>>27689140
I like small breasts because they make the girl look younger and having banged a woman with gargantuan breasts I'll say that they often sag. I've got a small benis though so life hurts.
>>27689140
All the time friend, sometimes I even curse the fact that Im well endowed because being a beta male I feel bad for causing a woman pain. :^)
>>27689140
Breasts don't necessarily have any effect on sex. Your penis makes a difference no matter what. Small penises are more like loose vaginas.
>>27689140
Look at it this way:
God gave Chad a dig bick
God gave you a big brain
>>27689254
>God gave you a big brain
Lol do you know where you are? Robots are retarded.
>>27689196
It wouldn't make a difference if girls weren't shoving dildos the size of trash bins into themselves. Western whores start stretching themselves out early so they can brag over who has the most cavernous vag.
>>27689254
>big brain to comprehend my suffering more
God is literally the devil
>>27689254
hung genius reporting in
>>27689140
>tfw girth is only 5"
>tfw penis falls a bit short of 7 inches so still a dicklet
>tfw erectile dysfunction so can't even get it up fully anymore
>tfw 26 year old virgin
Life is undoubtedly some sort of cosmic punishment
>>27689305
>It wouldn't make a difference if girls weren't shoving dildos the size of trash bins into themselves.
That is so rare it's ridiculous of you to even mention it. Women develop different sized vaginas that are destroyed by childbirth. Men complain about, compare, and mock women's genitalia/level of tightness the same way women do to men.
>>27689319
forgot to mention that youre 6'5"
>>27689254
>God gave you a big brain
I must have misplaced it
>>27689384
>complaining about a 6.5x5 dick
Holy fuck. Just smother yourself. You tards get so worked up about nothing.
>>27689412
6.7! ha!
i would never marry a girl with big breasts, even if i love to shovel my face in it when i can. they just don't age well...
>>27689406
If they weren't cramming ridiculously sized dildos into themselves they wouldn't have that loosening problem. Vaginas generally start out at normal proportions but sluts get a kick out of enlarging themselves to the point of only being able to get off to hyperniggers and donkeys.
>>27689140
Micropenis is a serious medical condition that happens to 1 in 200 men. That is surprisingly common and you've probably met or encountered at least one person with this condition some time in your life.
Feel better that you don't have a micropenis.
BTW it's not literally microscopic, there's just no visible shaft. You can google it, but imagine the head of a penis sticking out of the torso.
>>27689520
>penis is too small to get laid
>"hey but at least you don't have a smaller penis!"
It doesn't fucking matter
It's like starving to death but saying 'hey at least I'm not that guy over there thirsting to death'
>>27689576
I guarantee your penis is not the reason you're a virgin. Girl's don't have x-ray vision bud
>>27689459
It's longer than 6.5.
But it's not thick enough. It upsets me. Girls demand dick perfection when you're not a proper Chad.
Then again, I wouldn't know, I'm a 26 year old FUCKING VIRGIN so check your privilege.
I'm nearly 6" on a really good day, usually 5", and no-one's ever complained it was too small. Girls aren't usually into huge porn dicks, look at the female viewing statistics for porn websites. It's not the size of your dick that's putting women off, they don't have x-ray vision. It's your autistic behaviour. Stop being a faggot and obsessing over dicks.
>>27689613
If I had a bigger penis I would have the confidence that comes with it and girls would become interested.
Even if by some fluke I got a gf after she sees my penis she would laugh me out of the room and tell everyone unless she was hammered drunk, in which she would say I raped her.
>>27689617
>Girls demand dick perfection
No they don't. Stop watching porn.
>>27689684
>If I had a bigger penis I would have the confidence that comes with it and girls would become interested
Come the fuck on, dude.
>>27689684
This is true.
How can I have confidence with my pencil dick? I'm also ugly, stupid, boring, poor and childish. The only way I'm ever going to get rid of this wretched virginity is if I pay for a hooker or trick a girl, and both of those are fucking illegal.
God I hate this life. I hate it so much, robots.
>>27689140
I've got a dick a little above 5 inches, with only 4 inches of girth. (Last I measured, may have done in wrong but I do know I have a thin dick)
Sent a girl a pic of my dick today and she seemed to really like it. 5 inches is pretty much average. it's not as bad as you think.
>>27689909
shhh, don't tell that to the insecure victim complex faggots who will NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN WITH THEIR 7x6 MICRODICK
IT'S SURELY MY DICK'S FAULT AND NOT MY AWFUL PERSONALITY
>>27689617
My dick's around that size, none of the people I've fucked have complained. You're delusional.
>>27689756
But it's true
I can't act confident when I know that I can't back it up and pleasure a female
Unlike this 6.5"+ thundercock retard that keeps posting I have a legitimate problem. I'd seriously remove my testicles if I wasn't concerned with the hormonal imbalance so I could permanently lose my libido. It is only torturing me.
>>27689140
I have a big dick and I like different types of women, just don't be a cow and your breast size won't matter.
