>tfw no death defying bf
>tfw no jaywalking bf
>tfw creepshotting bf
is it weird that I constantly fantasize about a cute but shy & kind of weird robot type boy trying to sneak a creepshot of me and then I catch him and we wind up dating?
>>27688708
tfw no dying light gf
>>27688939
Yes, it's also very endearing
Good feels 2u
>>27688939
I'd like that too, to be honest.
A cute, definitely virgin, robot stalking me for weeks. He gets rid of people that bother me or make me feel bad without me asking or knowing. Then we end up dating and play vidya together.I'm a guy btw.
>>27688708
>be baby me
>ears fucked up from water inside uterus or some shit
>undergo surgery
>turns out i'm allergic to anesthesia
>stop breathing for about two minutes
>practically dead once surgeons find out
>somehow they revive me seconds before giving up
should I be grateful
>tfw raping qt bf
