>just took a colossal shit
>it's a no-wiper
>flush the toilet, pray that the enormous log goes down
>flushing begins
>all is going well
>BLOCKAGE
>water level rising
>approaching bowl rim
>water pressure rises enough to force the shit blockage through
>water level falls
>didn't even need to use the plunger
>all is well in the world
Who /comfy/ here?
>yesterday
>have to take huge shit
>can't get it out
>fucking hurts
>try to grab it with toilet paper and pull it out
>can't fucking do it
>decide to say fuck and it push with all my power
>finally shit falls into toilet
>look down
>it's all dark and extremely thick
>wipe
>no shit, just blood
>for some reason, this didn't bother me at all
>>27687464
>>27687901
>still going poo in 2016
Fucking plebs desu
>>27687901
What the fuck do you eat senpai?
>>27687464
Recently I jammed a log in the bend and the flushing would bypass it.
So I went to reach into the bowl and snap the turd. But I couldn't do it, too gross. Grabbed some bumwad, used it to grip the turd and snap it that way.
A thorough handwash later I forget all about it until this thread appears before me.
>>27687901
you have intestonal bleeding if it is black
>>27687464
It's nice when something goes well for somebody.If they're a robot, I mean.
I am /comfy/ rn.
>>27687464
>be me
>15
>have an extreme cheese in my diet
>2years had too have a wore hanger in bathroom just to cut my turds up
True story feels bad man.
