How do I get a gf? I'm 26 and tired of being alone.
>>27687177
force yourself out of your comfort zone to socialize more, then just keep doing it no matter what
you may/may not be capable of this. routine is hard to break
>>27687177
op
just bee urself
u came to the wrong place. try /adv/
>>27687500
I tried that and some fag hit on me while I was at work.
I don't think being myself is working.
You must Ascend.
>>27687177
tell me about yourself OP
what are your hobbies, what do you do in your free time?
do you work or go to school?
what do you want to do for the rest of your life?
I can only see what I can personally do about the whole gf thing.
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty beta complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future and doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. pretty damn easy if you ask me.
Don't forget-- just be yourself! :)
>>27687848
I just used this in another thread but come on
you wasted that much of your life shitting up this thread just now
why don't you go play with fireworks or something, faggot
>>27687848
If not b8 good luck getting that, landwhale.
>>27687937
>Anything above 110 is landwhale
lol have fun with your stick figures
>>27687177
oh shit nigger what are you doing
checkem
>>27687177
The biggest piece of advice I can give is you have to love yourself first before you can love another
>>27687848
Never seen this pasta before, maybe I don't come here often enough
>>27687848
wtf, doubt
>>27687177
OP please respond to >>27687813
I am waiting patiently in your thread for your response
>>27688895
Fine.
>>27687813
>what are your hobbies, what do you do in your free time?
I play videogames, watch anime and shitpost on 4chan.
>do you work or go to school?
I work a shitty retail job.
>what do you want to do for the rest of your life?
Live happily.
>>27689267
well you seem a little grumpy but I guess I can bite
do you want to talk on skype?
even if we don't end up interested in each other I could maybe give you good advice.
Lawl. Look at how many relationships are successful. Yeah, not many. You're either going to get bored of her or she's going to get bored of you. Either situation sucks, but what I'm trying to say is WHO GIVES A FUCK, the relationship is going to end eventually anyways. Why not just stop giving a fuck, you'll save yourself from a ton of heart break. Thank me later.
>>27687177
It's too late anony
lower your standards from decent to ugly, then make an okcupid
like not even borderline attractive, straight up fat and ugly and you are 100% going to find someone who has a cool personality and hobbies like yours
The more I think about it never in my entire 18 years of school did I ever see a girl be alone and friendless
>>27689449
This right here. It's either going to end with you getting cucked or you getting tired of having her around.
>>27689693
Women can LITERALLY not be lonely. It triggers me when one of them says they're "depressed" or "have anxiety"
Like holy shit you dumb bitch walk a mile in my shoes and then talk to me.
>>27689556
Haha true. My girlfriend is fucking awesome. Genuinely happy. Blonde hair blue eyes and pretty. Beautiful daughter just like mom. We're all happy together. I have a girl on the side and she's actually kinda hot. But I'd never leave my main. She's 240 lbs 5'4" ayy
>>27689850
>I have a girl on the side and she's actually kinda hot. But I'd never leave my main.
Kill yourself, normie fuck
You're no better than the whores we complain about on here.
>>27689823
depression has nothing to do with your life
it's literally a chemical imbalance in your brain
besides, none of you would even have the shitty lives you have if you weren't such arrogant, lazy fuckups desu
>>27690096
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjustment_disorder
>An adjustment disorder (AD) (sometimes called exogenous, reactive, or situational depression)[1] occurs when an individual is unable to adjust to or cope with a particular stress or a major life event. Since people with this disorder normally have symptoms that depressed people do, such as general loss of interest, feelings of hopelessness and crying, this disorder is sometimes known as situational depression. Unlike major depression the disorder is caused by an outside stressor and generally resolves once the individual is able to adapt to the situation.[2] One hypothesis for adjustment disorder is that it may represent a sub-threshold clinical syndrome.[3]
posted this in another thread, but ctrl-v it is.
things grills are interested in for bf (i'll try to be meme-free with this one)
>financial independence
>your own flat/appt/house
>appearance of having your shit in order
>decent to good personal hygiene + flat cleanliness
>listens to her boring stories
mostly these things really
>>27690096
Nice meme you stupid roastie
Drink bleach
>>27690251
you first
at least I'm able to leave my house and contribute to society :^)
>>27690190
>adjustment disorder
that constitutes a MAJOR life event, not just boo hoo I'm so sad and alone.
it's a major change from one lifestyle to another, hence the word adjustment, you have problems adjusting, you excuse-making dindu.
if you've always been a lonely faggot then you just have a shit personality and no one could tolerate being around you. that's not depression.
>>27687848
This is a stupid pasta. It's not even funny and it's obvious bait.
