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UNI THREAD: EXAMS AND FINAL ASSIGNMENTS EDITION
HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?
WHAT'S EVERYONE (not) DOING?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU DROPPED OUT/KILLED YOURSELF YET?
>>27686285
jesus christ what a whore.
whorebl0x
HNNNNNNNGG, that nigga by her side even put the bag over his lap to hide his erection.
Just failed one of the first assignments of my life, couldnt backtrack solve a maze using stacks, it just kept fucking looping
Looks like im gonna be a neet when (if?) I graduate at all
>>27686285
>tfw no gf to cuck me with a big black cock
>>27686285
any more of this chick?
>need to study hard for exams to pass
>now that it's study period i have no energy to get out of bed
missed three days in a row
fuck it
>>27686285
Man let me tell you robots, graduating from school and not having to worry about tests and homework is great. Although I feel weirdly crippled because I never feel like taking an exams for things ever again. I didn't get anything out of the roughly two decades I spent in the education system. No shiny new job for putting in effort to make sure it's A) and not C) oh look it's C) and oh look it's only three questions so you automatically fail.
I'd rather just study things on my own like I always have then "study" for something ever again.
But yeah, it feels great robots, keep pushing through college. You'll miss it at first but once it hits you how much BS you DONT have to put up with, it's okay.
>tfw trying to find a dissertation topic
>>27686285
>made a thread earlier today about procrastinating and not doing a paper which would fail me
>stayed up all night trying to do the paper but i couldn't finish
>ask the prof if she has a late policy
>she asks how long i need
>say i can have it by the end of tomorrow
>tfw the prof gave me an extension until monday without penalty
>tfw home and comfy in bed
>>27686285
I gave up on 5 out of 6 classes this semester. And the teacher of that last one is failing me because of my attendance. I have skipped 1 too many classes and now he thinks I should take that shit once again next semester. Even though my grades are above average. I'm gonna talk to him next week, but he's a fucking asshole. I could email him, but if I do this I'm sure he will say no. In person at least there might be a chance. I hope so.
>adjunct lecturer
>been teaching undergrads for 3 years
>going back to school for doctorate this fall
why did i choose this life
oh right
30 hour work weeks and 22 week workyears
>hour long presentation to give next week, Tuesday
>group of four
>two of my group members have fucked off
>me and the other guy have decided to start working this weekend
I'm fucking freaked out, man.
It should be fine, because we're both hard workers and I'm sure we'll do well, but I feel really awful about these other two group members.
They're going to fail the course if they don't get these marks, but there's no feasible way for them to work on this assignment with us because they live miles away from our central hub.
I want to just forget about them and do the presentation with me and the other guy, but I also feel awful about leaving them out to burn in the hot sun rays.
>Be an Education Major
>Want to teach high school kids
>Get student teaching placement
>Have to teach sixth graders
>Live in the fucking mountains
>Be 3 hours away from my college
>Still have to drive a fucking half hour to school
>Have no friends anywhere near me
>Question my life choices every day
>>27686776
For what dissertation are you writing?
>>27686983
>placement
Oh my FUCK.
I have to get my forms in by May 1st.
I haven't even started looking.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>tfw oneitis is going for a PhDin Liberal Arts
HA HA HA GET FUCKED YOU STUPID SLUT
I'm just trying to get the weed out of my system so I can pass a drug test for my summer internship. The possibility of failure is hanging over my head and really stressing me out.
I have a group presentation to do tomorrow. I feel surprisingly ok about it but I know I'm going to fuck up somewhere. At least this is the last one I'll ever have to give in my college career. That's probably why I don't really care. After this weekend I only have finals and a handful of small assignments left.
>>27686285
>tfw bombed the fuck out of a math test today and will most likely bomb a test in my major on friday
I TEAR MY HEART OPEN
I SEW MYSELF SHUT
MY WEAKNESS IS
THAT MY SHIT'S FUCKED UP
Too depressed to do work today.
>>27686285
>tfw know a girl who has the same body type as pic related
fuuuck
>>27686761
im not gonna miss it at all kek
I'm writing an essay about the classical unities, comparing "All for Love" to "The Hateful Eight." It's pretty easy, as it doesn't need many quotations, so I just have to pump out bullshit about how it affects each work.
Tomorrow I have to create a website that explains some uses of computers in agriculture. The problem is that I don't know much at all about agriculture, let alone how computers are used in the field. I thought that I could learn a little about the automation of miking cows or gathering chicken eggs, maybe what kind of technology is in development for self-driving harvesting machinery or some shit. Basically, I need some common uses of computers, some uses which are done only by leading organizations, and some proposed future uses.
Does anybody have any ideas where I should start or direct my research?
>>27686940
What are you guys going to stand up and talk about for an hour?
>didn't do work in class
>ask to make up something
>professor writes me off, telling me that I should apply myself if I want to be taken seriously
Now I look pathetic AND I'm being BTFO.
Granted I made my bed, so I gotta lie in it.
>had an essay due last Tuesday
>busy spring break, didn't think about it
>dumbfounded, have nothing to hand in on the day it's due
>look at the criteria to see if I can bang something out in a half hour and slip in around the time class ends to hand off to the TA
>required to do the paper in order to pass
>probably not going to start at it again until next Tuesday
it's an elective and literally everything else calls for my attention
>going to graduate
>not sure if internship will turn into a job
>now desperately applying places so I can afford rent
Don't make me go back home, I love NYC way too goddamn much.
>>27688777
Two professors told me they were disappointed in me within a week.
I would care more if I gave a shit about my GPA, but it did still sting a bit.
Havent been to class in 2 months. I've accepted failure this semester. Probably gonna work back at home and then once Uni debt is paid off i will go to community college and then straighten out life.
>>27688777
>>27688800
checked it well, boys
>about to graduate at the end of this quarter.
>can do the work
>hating my classmates more and more every day.
>have to pretend to be OK with them for group work and other bullshit
They practically find a new way to piss me off every day. The few older students are fine, mainly because they've had life experience to beat some sense into them, but the younger ones are just as bad, if not worse than they were in high school.
I've never met more entitled leeches. They do no work beyond leeching off of others while jacking themselves off (publicly) to how great they think they are. They've bought fully into the "superior because wes stem now" meme.
>don't go to english class all term
>exam comign up
>all stories, poems, and 2 novels are fair game on exam
>no idea what stories or poems were looked at in the term because prof only follows a very loose structure
and
>even when i do know a poem was looked at for sure, i read it twice and have nothing to say on it
Got an F in German this quarter(fails 2/4 quizzes) I think....my teacher isn't putting the grades in till the 2nd to last day..the anxiety
If I'm a ChemE major would it be a good idea to get a minor in statistics?
>barely half way done with 12 page paper
>barely started on other project
>not even started on my other 5 page paper
>currently spending spring break working on all this shit
>have two classes i'm taking during the summer
>all for a history degree
I just want to read comics and watch anime. Or at least die in my sleep
>>27688904
Wish I had done that. I did an internship in the fall but I didn't get an offer. Been applying like a madman now. Good thing I don't have any student debt but I'm running low on cash and I'm not sure if I can make it after next month
>>27686285
Just failed a class desu
6 left tho wish me luck
>bioinformatics assignment due on friday
>decided to get drunk instead of working on it
I wonder if I can still code.
>>27686285
>finish assignment and do midterm test in the same day
>another two assignments due next week
>10 page paper due Tuesday
>Chinese character writing
>Video project for journalism
>Final paper for National Security Policy class
Just have to finish this and I graduate Cum Laude, just one more month
Does anyone else trade tutoring for sex? I am glad that women are so bad at math
>>27686285
>Doing
I'm hosed yo, fucked up a few assignments because of other classes, figured there were a bunch and that I'd be able to make them up, prof decided to just not have the last few.
Was going to graduate this year, but looks like I'll fail out instead!
ONly reason I didn't drop out already is because I'd be stuck being a min wage slave, and parents would be disappointed.
who /english/ here
what kinda jobs can i get that aren't teaching/academia?
>>27691773
You can be a writer
>>27691790
good one
i am actually published though, a few short stories
but that's no living, not one to bank on, anyhow
>took final for a circuit lab today
>getting 0 for answer where I calculated I should be getting something a lot larger
>finish exam except for that problem
>times up and prof comes up to me to collect exam
>tell him I didn't get the answer, all I got was 0
>tells me that's the right answer and that there was short in the diagram
>still gives me partial points
Honestly didn't go too bad, considering I'm fairly certain I'm failing the lecture
>>27691830
Write pornography scripts or white for porno video games. Porn is where the money is.
trying to transfer with like a 2.5 lol
applied to some cal states..I hope I get in
I wish I put in more effort
>>27686285
>Been back in school for one week since spring break
>First exam is next week and the professor blazes through slides
>2 book chapters a day
>No Recorded Lectures
>No Study Guide
>No Retakes
>Anything can be on the exam and he didn't tell us how many questions
If this wasn't a requirement for my major I'd drop this class after he read the syllabus
did not do an essay and test for a module, gonna have to retake in summer. kill me now.
>>27691922
>tfw at the cheapest csu in the state
Feels good
>>27691942
you think a 2.5 would be enough for like northridge or chico?
seriously any school that accepts me I'm going to. I've been at community college for 3 years, if I don't get in my parents are going to murder me
i know, i'm pathetic
>all A/B's in major classes
>C/D's in core classes like physics and calculus.
well at least i just have one physics lab left and I'm going to be done with core shit.
I'm actually kinda struggling with one of my major classes right now, and I'm studying. Spent about 5 hours or so today just making my study review. about 1.5hr left and I'm going to fap so hard.
>>27691973
If you're willing to live in the desert, Bakersfield will take you
>graduated years ago
Enjoy your stress, faggots
Getting drunk here alone in my dorm. No school tomorrow or Friday. Pretty light week, should be caught up with all my shit by Saturday
Things are pretty fine rn t.bh pham
>>27691864
>Write pornography scripts
I would fucking LOVE that job
Unfortunately, I don't believe that's really a position to be filled by a writer so much as someone who is already in the porn industry and available, and in that case I might as well drop out of school now and just start interning on porn shoots
>>27692040
>I don't believe that's really a position to be filled by a writer so much as someone who is already in the porn industry and available
Not true. The guy who made the Brazzer's meme lover video never did porn but got the job writing scripts
>>27691942
>Chico
Anon all my retard friends went there
>>27691973
I got in to college with a 2.6 gpa at eastbay. The only thing that sucks here is the science and math classes unless your a biology major. So chico should be a breeze to get in
>>27692101
>Chico
I was actually talking about Bakersfield lmao
>>27686285
>used to post in these threads
>flunked out and feel 100x better ever since
>>27687135
If you're not fat it takes like a week. My scrawny ass passes drug tests within a week no matter how much I smoke.
>>27692129
Why the fuck do you feel better? You're a failure
>>27691988
>Tfw doing well in all classs that dont involve my major
What major makes money that doesn't involve science or math
>>27689943
are you me? got a 5000 word essay in and a 2000 word one in on wednesday, not started either have no information on them both and no book sources to throw in history degrees are fucking cancer.
>>27692169
go to a tech school. most math you'll do is like the area of a square
>Service project
>If I dont do it I have to write a twelve page essay
Im not even scared of not going
>>27686285
had a girl that looked just like that sit next to me in class today, pretty sure she wants the D
>graduated in December
>still no job
>living with my parents
I don't know what I'm doing.
>>27692169
Possibly Business, Marketing, or Economics if you're good at finding a job.
The safest bet is something medical or technology related but science and math would definitely be included
I shoudln't have stayed so long as a chemistry major
Chemistry is fucking awful and I shouldnt be struggling through these four years to be miserable and rich
I would rather have been a poor English major but at least then I would've been happy
Assignment due in a few days and i can't even figure out the fucking homework tutorials for it, let alone the assignment itself.
Fuck compiler theory
>finishing an essay on nazi economic policy
>first exam is tuesday
it'll all be worth it though lads. this has been my best year academically
>>27692181
>>27689943
>tfw in history and on top of my shit
>doing a co-op program where i work at a museum
I handed in my 4000 word paper two weeks back, got a 2500 in last week Wednesday, a 2000 Friday, and my last 2500 is due Friday, which I feel is coming along nicely.
Only thing that sucks is my first exam is tuesday.
>>27686983
Even if its stressful, at least you got shit going on. Good job man.
>>27686285
>girl gives me looks
>don't approach her because I don't have the balls
>after a week or two watch as some other guy starts hanging around her and I can tell they're fucking
I hate this shit it's happened on multiple occasions at school and in the workplace and it makes me want to kill myself
>>27692777
>>girl gives me looks
No, no I do not know this feel.
Nice heavenly trips though.
>>27690898
Drunk code is best code. It works perfectly, but you haven't a fucking clue why.
>meet girl at a party last weekend
>she's cute and seems really nice
>we're both very drunk
>ask for her number
>she says ok but my phone is dead
>she lets me put my number in her phone
>text a little bit the next day
>tfw she hasn't texted back since Sunday
can't win everything I guess
>>27692661
>history
>co-op
>at a museum
I thought history was a meme, are you telling me I've been studying this stupid engineering shit for nothing?
>In Erasmus
>Studying programming and shit
>Should be going to uni
>Don't like the project
>Spend more time in bed
I will go, but fuck this.
>tfw still a undeclared sophomore
>2nd year cs major with math minor
>consistently doing well in all classes
>great internship during the summers
>lift regularly
>have many enjoyable hobbies outside of school/lifting
>still a virgin
>tfw stopped going to lectures for the last 3 weeks
>tfw exams coming up and odds of passing are approximately 3720 to 1
>tfw tried hard for the first term of the year then gave up hope
>tfw it was all for nothing
>tfw parents think im doing fine
these are the feels we must bare. atleast I still have a couple weeks of blissful ignorance
>engineering
>something is due almost every day or theres an exam you should be studying for
>most of the work is dull
JUST
>>27692362
>Economics
>no math
are you retarded? i tried doing an econ minor and all i was doing was statistics by hand and proofs with calculus.
hated it so much that i chose a different minor.
>have very poor memory; serious brain problems
>starting M.A. in August
>legitimately concerned I'll fail because memory deficits
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Group presentation tomorrow, have to talk for five minutes. The real bummer is that everyone is expected to stay during each other's persentations, 9 am to 4:30pm. Under normal circumstances that would be ok, but saturday morning we have a math exam and I am pretty sure everyone wants to cram for it.
I dropped after first semester
Officially quiting today after brief paperwork
>>27689638
nope
if your want to focus on biology then do one in bio-medical engineering
Otherwise got for business/econ/management or compsci
>>27694152
You have to sit through 7 hours of presentations? The fuck?
>>27686285
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU DROPPED OUT/KILLED YOURSELF YET?
But I did drop out anon. Right before a month full of misery, stress, term papers, and projects.
I have a bio degree with chem minor from a state school with a meh GPA. Is there any hope for me or should I just kill myself now?
>almost 1 year since I graduated
>5 finals exams in a month and haven't started studying at all
Why the fuck am I doing this
>>27694283
well if we count breaks and the lunch hour, it becomes ONLY 5 hours. huzzah
>>27692362
>Econ
>No Math
>tfw biochem exam tomorrow
>tfw polymer chemistry exam tomorrow
>tfw 4 hour lab tomorrow
>tfw project proposal due tomorrow
>tfw go into tech for a show on Friday as master electrician and we still have hella additions to make but we can't do them because scenic doesn't have their shit together
>tfw people will get pissy with us but not scenic even though it's literally their fault
The struggles of being a science and an arts major. Thank god I'm done with my chem major after this semester. If I had to do balance all of this shit for any longer I'd probably kill myself.
>>27694359
either lab work or nursing for you
i'm guessing you dont have the GPA, volunteering, leadership, patient interaction, shadowing, or MCAT to apply for med school?
>>27694529
>med school
Never wanted to do that. I just want to do research alone in a cold lab.
>HAVE TO WRITE PAPER
>DONT WANT TO
END MY FUCKING LIFE RIGHT NOW
Why did nobody tell me it would be this hard to learn at uni. not even the course itself, just teaching yourself things and forcing yourself to do the work for yourself is impossible for me.
JUST FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE UP FOREVER PHAM
WHY IS IT SO HARD
WHY DO ALL THE NORMIES SAY "its easy bruh, my course is so boring and unchallenging"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TIME TO GO OUT PARTYING EVERYNIGHT AND STILL PASS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. I'M GENERALLY A QUICK LEARNER BUT I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM MYSELF WITH A DEGREE THAT'S TOO HARD TO GET, BUT I WANT MONEY. I'M ALSO BAD AT MATH. I CONSIDERED NURSING, COMPUTER SCIENCE, LAW, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>>27694611
Because most of us don't waste all of our time shit posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>27694646
its not about the time. its about the effort. I got through school find because they made you learn stuff. Now I have nothing.
Althought I do spend a lot of time here. Here I was making a wojak just now.
>>27694646
>>27694646
>>27694646
>>27694646
>>27694646
THIS I cannot stress this enough. 4chan is a GPA killer. Literally do anything else besides come here if you are in school. Only browse when you are on the bus or something
>fail and retake classes
>retake same class more than once even
>2nd year / 3rd year progress even though I have been at uni for a full 4 years
>completely shut myself out and avoid any social contact what so ever. Don't want people to know I'm a retarded shit.
I can't be the only one.
I shut everyone I knew out and I avoid making friends and even talking to people at all costs.
>>27686285
Woo for relevant feels thread.
First semester of law, and I feel like I'm getting it, but I'm simultaneously worried that it might be because I don't get it to such a staggering degree that I wouldn't even know.
I haven't dropped out or killed myself because I'm determined to be successful.
>>27695166
Read Kafka. Law humor by a robot lawyer.
>Group project
>Nobody is doing shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27695134
You arent the only one
I should have graduated last year but I am having to do an extra year on a 3 year degree to make up for all the units I failed.
I also have zero friends at uni. I stayed on campus for the first three years and went full on incel/shut in.
>Roommate is a complete fucking savage
>Total barbarian
I can't fucking deal with this shit honestly I'm having fantasies of utter destruction every single day
And there's nothing I can fucking do about it it's the worst
>>27695134
I haven't talked to anyone in uni or dorm in 2 years, only exceptions are group projects.
Get on my level.
>>27686285
Going to uni in few hour for 3 hour long group discussions.
Fucking kill me now
>>27692155
Unicuck detected. Shouldn't you be studying for those exams? Your whole future depends on them, remember that.
>>27695248
>Unicuck detected
aren't you a smart one
>>27686285
It's actually term break for me.
It isn't comfy when they bombard you with assignments to hand up the 1st week back.
>>27695182
>group project
>do my part, friend does their part
>faggot we got grouped with doesnt do his
>teacher marks your parts seperately and requires a log of who did which bits
Three page assignment is due in literally 1 hour and fifteen minutes, which is the time I have to commute and deliver. I can gain an hour to do it if I get in late, but that's it. What do?
>>27695401
GET THE FUCK OFF 4CHAN
engineering student here: 3.4 1st semester, 1.7 2nd semester, 1.69 3rd semester, lose financial aid, appeal it back, 4th semester depressed and anxious go on long benzo and alcohol binge, gets suspended for two big alcohol incidents a month after start of semester. currently trying to get my life back together.
Ironically my 1st semester I smoked an 8th every 2 days and did heroin and meth lulz
>>27695297
>stressing the fuck out about schoolwork before break
>try to use break to de-stress
>come back feeling refreshed as fuck, ready to get on top of things
>first week back, two papers to turn in
>second week back, three tests
>haven't got grades back on any of it but know I bombed all of them
>GPA tanking like a motherfucker
>can't go more than an hour without thinking about killing myself
>trying to do hw right now but can't stop thinking about how shitty my grades will be and how bad I wanna kill myself even though I know I won't do it anyway
>>27695435
Jesus man, what fucked you up so bad between your first and second semesters? After getting a 2.7 and a 2.5 my first two semesters I was really excited to get a 3.2 last semester but it's headed back down this time around, probably gonna finish with a 2.5 again. And every fucking internship says they only accept people with >3.0, so I have to get a shitty McJob over the summer.
>>27686285
I did drop out.
>>27695401
>>27695427
Shit man, nevermind. I could never do it. Just found out I need to read almost 100 pages worth of material distributed on four different texts to even be able to comprehend what the assignment is about.
I sometimes wish that I was smart enough for computer science/engineering. All this news and stuff about machine learning, automation, data science, and other similar shit is pretty fascinating but I couldn't even get a C in Calc I
Oh well I guess
>>27695507
Good job faggot
Originaldez
>>27695520
Not all the jobs there are mathematical. Have a search on /biz/.
No idea, I procrastinated like I did 1st semester but usually I pull through in the end. It stopped happening, never learned lesson and started drinking a lot 2nd semester and onwards. Used to stick to mainly weed. Started getting panic attacks 3rd semester, got on ssri, insurance issue forced me to stop, alcohol + benzo binge started once withdrawals started, boom suspended. Going to attend community college now. I went to a top 40 school *disgraced*
>>27695468
No idea, I procrastinated like I did 1st semester but usually I pull through in the end. It stopped happening, never learned lesson and started drinking a lot 2nd semester and onwards. Used to stick to mainly weed. Started getting panic attacks 3rd semester, got on ssri, insurance issue forced me to stop, alcohol + benzo binge started once withdrawals started, boom suspended. Going to attend community college now. I went to a top 40 school *disgraced*
fucked up on the reply lulz
>>27695401
>>27695507
i love reading these posts.
i cant comprehend how much of a lazy, shortsighted retard you have to be to get into a situation like this. how do you even type a post like this without realising you are just the lowest, most pathetic type of student? if i found myself in your situation i would probably just accept the fact that no-one will ever be proud of me, that i have no self control, and that i should probably drop out of uni because my inferior child brain cant handle higher education.
holy shit you are even PAYING through the nose to be doing your degree. i hope you enjoy your mountain of debt when you ultimately get kicked out and leave with nothing. but who cares right? stay on 4chan, post some more. everything will be fine.
>>27686983
>mountains
Mountains are comfy. Where's your placement?
>>27686285
I WANT TO GO BACK
PLEASE THE REAL WORLD IS SHIT
JOBS ARE SHIT
>>27695542
No thanks. Have a suck on /deez/.
>>27695622
Fuck off normfag. ,
>>27695846
since when was the definition of normalfag "people who dont act like retarded children when going through higher education"
kek, robots supposedly have no friends, no social obligations. the ones in university should have nothing but time to study. still failing? pathetic.
>paper due next week, about 50% finished
It's silly that even though I've already produced a thesis for my Bachelor's degree, I still need to finish this Scientific Writing course. I already know how to do this, so it's extra busywork for little gain.
>lab report due next week 90% finished
The lab's from several weeks ago though, so I hope I still remember enough to finish the few details.
>sent email for internship placement preferences
I'm actually kinda nervous because apparently a lot of my fellow students were really fast with their emails. I live in a backwards part of the country so the geographical location of my internship is really important.
>Project Management professor started giving out assignments as well
Damn, thought this was gonna be a study-and-exam course, now I have even more tasks to procrastinate.
I'm almost finished with the labs portion of my courses so I'll finally have some time to actually study the coursework.
>>27695622
Well, for me it was either don't go to college and end up poor or take out loans and go to college and hope you can motivate yourself enough to get your degree and not be poor. I'm not doing bad enough to get kicked out, and I can't in good conscience drop out because I'm already this far in. You're right that it's a matter of self-control and discipline, but people like me are in this loop where we don't have the self-control to start gaining self-control, so I guess the hope is that we end like addicts where we hit our absolute bottom and then recover, and that our bottom isn't too low.
>differed uni for a year to get my shit together
>tried to find a job
>failed at finding a job
>started back this year
>assignments due
>group work
>already falling behind
>realize I don't have my shit together
>I just want to die in my sleep so the pain will go away
>went to uni straight out of high school, bluffed my way into Aeronautical Engineering
>totally lost all motivation towards the end of 1st year
>drove back home one day and told my parents I wanted to drop out, had to drive all the way back to tell my course organiser
>friends all told me that it's a good thing as long as you don't regret it
>still regret it 4 years later
>socially forced to go back to a different uni and study a slightly worse subject
The worst part is when I look up people I knew from the course. One guy did an internship at the fucking Mercedes F1 team HQ for christ's sake, they're all rich as fuck and I'm still in education at 22, 3 years behind everyone I've ever been close to.
>high school reunion
>not going because unlike everybody else I'm still at college and don't have a well-paying job
This was not how it was supposed to go.
>>27696274
I know that feel
I fell behind from day 1.
>>27696361
I don't plan on going to any high school reunions anyway. I wasn't happy or friends with most of those people then so I'm pretty damn sure I'm not gonna act like I was.
>>27696330
I'm 4 years behind but I didn't start uni right after high school.
I'm actually glad I didn't because would've taken a pure science subject instead of engineering and would've been fucked for life, teaching and never achieving anything scientifically.
At least I can make money as an engineer.
>That one fucker who asks baby questions every 10 seconds and makes he class go 10 times slower
>>27686940
I have done group work at masters level with people that live hundreds of miles away from me by using the Skype group chat function and working on presentations together through Google Docs.
>>27688627
You better shit all over Hateful Eight for spitting into the viewer's face with the resolution for the mystery.
>slept through yesterday afternoon
>been up all night doing hw
>havent eaten in like 18 hours at this point
>been hungry as fuck for the past few hours
>no dining halls open for another hour and a half
>no money for food
S E N D H E L P
>>27686285
Uni's easy as fuck, easier than high school. I take naps in class, never have to take notes any more and have like 2 hours max of classes a day. Like 4-5k words each semester for each paper which is nothing plus maybe one exam.Japanese/linguistics/TESOL triple majors where we at
>>27686799
Do the paper you fool
>have to do an extra semester for a 3 year degree to make up for all the subjects I failed
>that's implying I don't fail anything else in the year and a half I have left
>>27686761
Give it 10 years m8. It could still all go wrong for you.
Would give anything to be 20 again and back in college.
am i the only one with their shit slightly together, or am i the most broken robot ever?
>2nd year law
>already feel like everybody in the world wants me dead
>don't have friends to study with
>still getting good marks but putting in so much more effort than the next person
>not sure if i can get a job with the minimal networking i'm doing
gg i think i'm going to drop out of law and just do a finance or math (likely finance lol) degree.
>>27694380
You can do this anon
>I switched my major from Sound and Recording Technology to Business Administration.
>Currently 70% through the semester
>Now I regret switching Majors
>Get slight depression and lose motivation
>I stopped going to class but I still hang around to chit chat and absorb the atmosphere
>Talk to Councillor
>Explain my situation
>Tells me that I can just drop a couple classes since I pay for it myself
>Won't affect my GPA
>Cool
>I drop two classes and keep math
>one of the teachers accepts
>the other wants to meet to "see where he failed me as a teacher".
>I wrote down "Family Emergency" on the fucking forms.
>I have to meet with him tomorrow
What do I say?
Currently sitting in American Revolution 8am class. Only 10 people of the 40 are here. It's awkward to be honest
>>27689943
>tfw history major
>have 15 page paper on the homestead strike of 1892 due in a month
>need to start research now or I will begin to get far behind where I should be
>reading naruto for some reason
>I fucking hate naruto and I've read 250 chapters in two days
>end my life
>>27686285
Starting my finals on Monday
>Multimedia and Mobile Dev
>Distributed Systems
>Strategic Management
Then 3 weeks left to finish of my degree project and off I go to the dole!
>fuck up my sleeping schedule to the point that i go to sleep at 2pm and wake up at 1am
>told myself im gonna start working 2 weeks ago
>only 400 words in so far out of 3000 and its 100% of my grade
>material for 3 other exams untouched
>mfw
>>27697488
well at least you're paying attention.
PATHOLOGY AND PATHOPHYSIOLOGY COMPS IN A MONTH
I CAN DO THIS
I CAN FEEL THE CAFFEINE AND SELF HATRED RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS
I WILL DO THIS EVEN IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO IN THIS CURSED LIFE
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27696726
>going to class
>>27697766
thats the spirit
nice doubledubs
>>27697640
Have to write 12000 words for tomorrow and I haven't started. I know the feel
>>27698501
Ah but you have started! You just wrote 15 words! That's more than a tenth of a percent of your whole assignment! YOU'RE DOING IT BUDDY BOY!
>stats major with cs minor
how cucked am I?
>Virgin for all of 1st year
>Virgin for all of 2nd year
>Doing a year in industry in London, staying with family
>Bac for 3rd and final year in September
The media promised pussy. HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE?
College is going well desu
>attemding top engineering school
>3.4 gpa (not that great been stressing out about it)
>have money internship lined up for the summer (even paying to relocate me)
>interested in medicine so been doing crazy amounts of work
>taking extra classes and doing tons of volunteering to fulfil med school reqs
>member of multiple clubs
>tons of shadowing with ward time lined up for the summer weekends
Honestly college is not bad, you get out what you out in.
DILIGENCE will get you through, stop sitting in your dorm room, go study and get involved
>Meant to be posting weekly reflects
>week 6
>posted 2
>Had one other assignment due, only 800 words
>handed it in a day late
>turns out the late penalty is instant zero.
THis was supposed to be my final ever fucking semester.
>Work in a group project to analyse survey data
>Fucking retard made CATEGORIES in his surveys instead of blank questions for data.
>Have to fuck around with SPSS now because this fuck tard thought it would look more fancy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>have 6 weeks left to finish 25k words worth of assignments
>have 3k left to do + citing
>masters degree scholarship for next year cause im on a high first
>new gf
>summer job touring festivals
life is bretty gud
>decided I would go into the library and start work on this hugely important essay this monday, due in next wednesday
>that same day, the literal exact day, I come down with crippling stomach pains and nausea
>can't walk to the library or concentrate on work
>it's less than a week to the deadline and I haven't started
Holy fuck, I'm going to fail my entire degree because of a fucking illness, aren't I? For the first time in my life, procrastination has failed me.
What the fuck do I do /uni/? What the fuck CAN I do?
>>27698773
Pop a lot of pills, we got pills for stomach proplems and concentration problems >>27698773
>>27698822
what kind of pills famalamb
>>27698671
>SPSS
Has a more cumbersome piece of software ever existed? It's so distressing that IBM have a near monopoly on statistical work with that piece of shit and charge a fucking fortune for it.
>take an exam, had no time to study
>looks kind of easy, but I think if I retake it a month later , I could ace it
>fail on purpose
>month passes by
>have to study for other exams
>don't open the textbook once until a week before
>trying to study a semester worth of material in a week
>retake the exam
>don't understand half of the problems
>get a C
Not only did I get a shit grade, I wasted the last two weeks of holidays. Lectures begin next week and I have no energy left.
>>27695622
Hey man, was that really necessary?
>>27686640
pitt bro?
>>27686285
Guys I didn't even get a 3.0 last semester at a fucking Community College
I'm not sure why either. I mean, I know I'm capable, but I really cannot find it in myself to care about any of this shit. I really, really don't care, and it leads me to barely study, ignore lectures and forget homework.
Should I just stop? I know how to make money online and through other means, but I'm just afraid doors won't open for me without a piece of paper from a school.
I've failed half of my courses this year because I've been suffering from insomnia.
Gonna drop out pretty soon.
>five page essay due in an hour
>can't get off /r9k/
send help
>>27698890
You do realize you can retake exams you pass.
>been getting 4 hours of sleep each night
>because of this wake up late and have to rush to class
>went to bed early last night
>get over 8 hours of sleep
>overslept more than usual, by the time I was ready to leave class was starting
>think about it, say fuck it I'm gonna skip today
>sitting here drinking strawberry milk for breakfast browsing /r9k/ instead of sitting in class
It's all rainy outside too, damn I feel comfy.
Anyone else here slowly giving up on the last stretch? The semester is almost over but I can hardly try anymore.
>>27699376
that's been me all semester sadly
surprisingly I'm still passing everything
I'm at the point now where I can't really skip anymore. it's definitely a comfy feel to sleep in and not be in a rush
>>27699415
Thankfully I've only missed once this semester, so skipping a day is nothing for me.
please tell me how to end my laziness. I'm a dumb IT student who only depends on classmates to do assignments and shit and whenever I try to better myself I just don't have the will nor energy for it. I feel sorry for my parents that's literally dried up their savings and getting loans from my uncles and aunts just to pay my college. I can't even begin to tell how much of a failure I am to them.
Programming exam in java tomorrow. Have to create a program with swing.
>It's a written exam
>kill me
>>27699560
come on man that's easy. I wish I were a CS major you bitches do nothing but easy shit
>>27686285
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU DROPPED OUT
But I did.
Guess I better reeeeeave
I did it. Last exam for this semester passed.
Looking to start Uni soon - does anyone have any experience or advice on the biology or IT related courses
>>27699841
>IT related courses
yeah make sure you're brain is functional unlike mine
Should i go back to university after i have worked a while?
I think i would study economics in that case.
>>27699560
Write some code that requires importing the swing library to run a build. Done.
>tfw failed second year of uni twice.
>now 25 with a 3 year gap on my CV
I've got my accommodation paid up until June. Going to play video games until then and then kill myself.
>>27699973
You might still be able to get a low-level job.
I'm 24 and have failed twice too with barely anything on my CV and i'm waiting for a response about a job i'll probably get now.
>>27699967
I wish it was that simple. The question from last year's paper was to create a program to manage a doctor's office. E.g. keeping track of appointments, staff and patients.
The question itself isn't difficult, I just hate having to write the code out on paper.
>>27696855
How bad of a fuck up do you have to be to ruin 10 years worth of work. You're probably just an inferior.
>>27700011
What are you applying for?
Who /noexperience/ here?
>>27686285
Why would I kill myself I'm already dead inside
>class requires a presentation every single week
>>27686285
4th year of med uni
I started skipping most of my classes and going to the clinic I plan on specializing in. A doctor took me under his wing teaching me shit, buying me lunch and drinks. It's almost as if I finally have a dad
>>27700229
>title of job
>"ENTRY LEVEL NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED"
>get half-way through the application
>"Please lists your experience and references in this field"
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>Semester begins
>Fuck yeah this time I'm doing it right no skipping classes gonna my ass of and no slipping back into my alcoholism
>1 month into the semester
>Fuck man I just woke up and it's 2 in the afternoon but fuck it I haven't gone to classes all week one more can't hurt
>Preside to get smashed
>Wake up with the typical self loathing at how pathetic I am
how do you deal with people who are better than you academically? They seem to just do it without any hassle while I cannot even do the simplest of things
>>27686285
Im in my first year as a university lecturer here. I want to say that, if you dont attend classes and still pass, in my book thats fine, who cares. Obviously if you dont attend and fail, don't come crying to me.
>>27700341
...then you don't list anything. No experience required doesn't mean they won't consider people who do have experience.
>>27686338
she just really wants chad cock
>>27699272
it's difficult to do it in Germany and you have to talk to a lot of people and explain to them why it is necessary for you to repeat this exam.
If I could do that, I wouldn't be in the position I am in now.
>250 word essay due in six months
I can't handle all this stress
>>27700741
You're fucked. I'd recommend finding a busy place where you can successfully beg for money. Alternatively, you could just commit suicide.
>>27686285
Hahaha! I dropped out fuck all y'all faggots. I am NEET for the time being. I have been for 6 months. MFW it is exam time for all you faggots and I am just chilling like a villain.
>>27695134
Fucking nothing m8
>started uni 2009
>skip literally everything, don't hand in anything, fail 90% of units, get put on academic notice
>2010 pass 60% of units, have to go before coordinator and beg to not get booted
>2011 fuck up first semester but start to turn it around in second
>2012 JUST year, get fucking kicked out of the university for a year
>2013 waste whole year doing nothing, lie that I'm at uni to friends
>2014 do better pass nearly everything
>2015 do slightly worse than 2015, think I'm going to be done
>2016 still here because I miscalculated my credit points and didn't have enough to finish last year
This is my 7th fucking year of a Bachelor of arts degree that should have taken three, all my friends have finished master's degrees or have actual careers, I started uni when I was 19 and I'm going to finish just shy of 27 assuming I don't fuck up this semester
NOBODY KNOWS MY HELL
>>27701190
>Bachelor of arts degree
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No wonder production is increasing but employment on the fall, automation is replacing the useless
If you cant get through college with good grades in an applicable degree and with respectable extracurricular you might as well just kill yourself cause you will never a human worth the earths resources
>>27701190
How are you affording this?
>>27701190
if you eventually drop out completely, can you lead a new uprising against der Juden?
>>27701190
Just end it. People like you aren't fit to walk on this earth.
>>27701238
Country where we get government assistance for university and don't pay until we earn a certain amount of money after graduating
If I had to pay for it out of my own pocket I'd have quit after 1st year
>>27701347
Are you from the UK?
How was that not original?
>>27692362
This is so incorrect. All those generally require you to take a few classes of accounting, economics (which is straight math wtf are you talking about?) statistics (esp. marketing) and often calculus.
>200 word essay due in an 5 minutes
Just end my life.
>>27701262
>tfw you're the most pathetic person on /r9k/
Yeah roast me senpai I deserve it desu
My oneitis is apparently majoring as a "physical therapy assistant." Is that a good career?
>>27701544
Who cares? She won't be part of your life at all anymore soon.
>>27701395
Probably yeah, but he's gonna be paying it off for a long time with all those extra years he's been there for.
>>27701569
What do you mean by "soon"? Elaborate please.
>>27701190
>This is my 7th fucking year of a Bachelor of arts degree
>>27700168
Replying to email of people who need help with a popular program.
Not copy pasting essays or buying original 5000 word essays for 20 bucks
Top kek get on my level
>half my teachers have used a test bank for test questions
>test banks can be found free online and if not they cost 5-15 bucks
>most of the rest who didnt use a test bank copy pasted old exam questions
>homework? Lol thats what chegg is for
>essays/papers/summaries, like I said just copy paste or if prof checks for that shit buy an original
I have done nothing the past 2 years and plan to do nothing the next 2. Have a 3.7 gpa in engineering atm
>>27686285
Tried to kill myself in October. Dropped out of uni and living back with my parents.
>last monday, first day of NEET-dom
>new uber-gaming-pc can't boot
>figure out that it's because of the SSD that's broken
>have to install windows and all software again, luckily my data is safe
>JUST.tiff
I just got my first group assignment. Someone asked me if they could pair up with me and 20 minutes later asked the professor when they could drop the class.
Looks like I'm working alone, thankfully
>>27686285
Uni starts again next week and I am still going to a psychiatrist clinic daily
I probably won't be able to attend any classes because I have to be at the clinic from 9 am until 5 pm
>>27686872
All people I talked to that are doing their doctor have 60+ and sometimes 80+ hours weeks,but they are all in chemistry so maybe that's why
>>27686285
Euro here. I study two unis at the momen. Hopefully I will study forever, since I have no idea what to do afterwards
>tfw stretching out my masters thesis for weeks and probably months past hypothetical deadline because I have not even started looking for an internship yet.
The professor doesnt give a shit either because he likes a guy working for free. Setting my own deadline is fucking impossible when theres no motivation to end. I just want to keep working ;(
>>27702044
>SSD that's broken
how the fuck did you manage to break something with no moving parts
Anybody else here really and I mean REALLY regret or depressed about their choice of degree? Like if you could rewind time you would definitely choose something else knowing what you know now?
English lit grad here... fucking pathetic. Will leave me with no technical skills/ specialist knowledge so I literally offer nothing to any kind of workplace. Also spent 27,000 pounds that I don't have on it and I wasted 3 years studying it.
Worst thing is that I come from a poor as fuck family so they expect me to provide for them given the investments they've made in me to get into uni.... Hate to say it but English lit isn't the most lucrative degree out there.
So I'm fucking failure to family, offer nothing substantial or useful to humanity and a burden to everyone.
Oh and I've got a useless little piece of paper to wave around for it. Fuck my life. Someone could stab me and rob my phone at this point and I would actually be grateful.
>>27703607
You can try to become a teacher
>>27703607
Don't drink the 4chan koolaid. Humanities degrees are different from STEM degrees. STEM degrees are largely vocational - the paper qualifies them because it proves they can do X. With humanities degrees, it is different. Trust me, when I look at candidates, a degree suggestive that the person is able to communicate, empathise, and function socially is more attractive than a first class STEM asperger.
>>27703680
This is an example of the 4chan literal thinking; humanities degrees DO NOT (only) qualify you in the area of study.
>>27703607
Yeah. Pharmacy major here. I hate it but i've been to school for 6 years so it's too late to switch.
>>27703607
>>27703680
This much should really be apparent to you if you stop and think; where do you think the 100 strong cohort in, say, art history go, from every university, every year? Into a subject about art history? No. I'd wager as many as 95% don't.
>>27703607
>English literature degree
I have no idea how you were not expecting this to happen to you.
>>27703751
This really is so naive. Do you really believe that half the students at university (lets say arts and sciences are split roughly evenly in terms of numbers) are financially doomed whereas the other half have landed their golden egg? Are you this naive?
>>27703607
you can write amazing suicide note
>>27703852
Thanks borat
>>27703847
>Do you really believe that half the students at university (lets say arts and sciences are split roughly evenly in terms of numbers) are financially doomed whereas the other half have landed their golden egg?
No, I think most of them are financially doomed.
>tfw I probably failed my operating systems exam last Thursday
Should I wait until the end of the semester to kill myself?
>>27703680
I fucking hate kids. And I wouldn't teach English- I wouldn't want kids to go down the same route to nothingness.
>>27703697
See the funny thing is I am very capable in the things you said- I can work great in a team, I'm actually pretty sociable and effective in a working environment. But my degree depresses me because I don't feel like I have any kind of specialist knowledge that stem guys graduate with, hence nothing of value to anyone. I appreciate what you say though, it's made me feel quite a bit better so thanks.
>>27703734
Pharmacy is probably one the most lucrative degrees out there. Big bucks in pharmaceuticals... Especially when Jew puppeteers genetically engineer illnesses and then make loads of money of the antidote. I have a friend who works for Pfizer as an industrial pharmacist and he's very well off.
>>27703745
true. 80% of the grads from my department go into banking. I mean it helps I go to one of the best unis in the country so at least employers look at my uni and kind of appreciate my degree more.
>>27703751
I was literally dupes into doing an English degree. I was very bright across the board at school- my English teacher convinced me that my "strength" was English. I come from a dirt poor family so there was no advice or anything about my future prospects, I didn't even think about them myself because I live in a fucking ghetto and everyone just did nothing. Not to mention, my English teacher didn't even consider the idea that she should push me into a more lucrative field based on my socio economic background. But no, she couldn't hurt her own pride at the expense of a poor but intelligent and aimless kid. Fuck her man.
>>27703607
English lit gives you the ability to contextualize your life. For example:
>Worst thing is that I come from a poor as fuck family so they expect me to provide for them
You're now living The Metamorphosis!
>>27704042
This was actually pretty funny. Nice one anon, suppose I could laugh about my shit situation than stress over it. I might live longer.
Fuck you ASU.
You're a joke of a college.
Anyone here go to Rutgers?
>>27704297
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hkov3QcCpQ
Better start ordering that helium, with your intelect it might take a while to assemble the apparatus
