political compass friend making thread
guess i'm a socialist
>>27686280
political compass regions
>>27686280
daily reminder that libertarian left > all
>>27686280
>being on the authoritarian half
>>27686341
that's what i call americanism
>>27686380
it just means i don't believe in roastie whores
>2016
>not being socially libertarian
>not being economically center or slightly left in order to prevent private or state tyranny
>>27686413
>state tyranny
being a democracy doesn't affect the people's views, they can still be very socially conservative and authoritarian.
>>27686341
>libertarian left
you mean the "I'm to uninformed and lacking in agency to hold any beliefs so I'll just say anything is fine as long as you aren't physically harming someone else or abusing their property" category?
These test are always bullshit. There is no maybe category and I never know if I truly support or oppose something.
>>27686280
these compass tests are inaccurate and mislreading. i got a result equal to fidel castro and i never voted left in my life nor do i support minorities.
>>27686432
I know this. When I said "private or state tyranny," I meant it in an economic sense. I don't support total state control over the economy, but I recognize that some is important, otherwise private corporations will fill in the power gap that the government left empty.
>>27686515
nor do i, i support a free market on a small-scale level, but, i really dislike large organized corporations.
people don't realize how much corporations can save from small unnoticeable changes(that can still be unethical).
>>27686605
yeah, that's pretty much why i have an issue with "libertarians." of course the idea of maximum freedom is appealing, but is total unrestrained capitalism REALLY liberty? in the absence of government regulation, corporations would just become the highest authority.
>>27686316
oh god why is national socialism on the left spectrum right next to communism?
get real you cucks
originality
>>27686433
I'm not him, but something being legal is not identical with something being "fine" in a moral sense.
>>27686755
abortion must be restrained not because of religious beliefs about "life", but rather I feel a countries population is better off having to deal with responsibility for their actions.
this is just one example, i have many logical explanations for restrictions based on my own morals, which i believe would empower a country, as likely everyone does.
>>27686341
>Hitler in the top right box
>Natsoc is in the top left box
Your picture is as wrong as this test and your ideology you indeceicive anarchist.
>>27686280
bloxblxoblox
>>27686341
Hitler was leftwing.
>>27686280
Just finished making this.
Judge my entire life, /r9k/
>>27686341
>When you are so politically immature you have to make baseless claims to justify your stance
>>27687011
You are exactly like me except i live in th U.S.A
I'm voting Trump and pretty much everyone I know would call me a conservative or a new nazi
>>27686993
>national socialism
>left wing
just because it's in the name doesn't make it true
>>27686280
Fuck this test, I am not a leftie damnit!
>>27687057
that seems like a odd choice for your compass
trump is very far right, and is part of corporations himself. although he is authoritarian(perhaps overly so) he doesn't represent your economically left views well.
bernie is my first choice(inb4 trump 2016). this is because i am not very authoritarian, and bernie is the closest candidate that has a chance.
hillary is indecisive
trump is corporate and greedy
and cruz is too to a lesser degree.
>>27687148
he's probably some kind of accelerationist
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>>27687079
told you anons
>>27686726
because that was probably made by austrian school fedoras
i cant say im shocked
>>27687079
Educate me, why was Hitler not left wing?
Green is god tier. Blue is shit tier.
>>27687184
Because he was a social conservative who supported and in turn received support from powerful capitalists.
>>27687184
National socialism preaches a return to traditional values. It also collaborated with international companies such as IBM.
>>27687179
>>27687198
green box is literally everything /r9k/ despises
>oh, it's okay to be a whore
>oh, it's okay to get abortions and avoid responsibility
>etc
>>27687308
Doesn't mean much considering most of /r9k/ is politically illiterate.
normies almost always get green. fuck this test. it is poorly constructed or deliberately giving people false information.
>>27687308
I don't hate my environment because I'm too weak to thrive in it.
>>27687399
regrettably true
bad feels man
i still feel the same about it, though.
>>27687148
Trump is the only OK option that I can see
>Hillary
Basically Merkel or Obama 2.0. Her abortion stances, view on immigration, sleaziness, and the fact that she has the elstablishment's support to get this all passed drives me away from her
>Bernie
His BLM, SJW, "muh evil big corporations" view, his huge tax hikes for everyone who isn't a NEET, and his toxic supporters drive me off from him. If Trump wasn't running I would vote Betnie because he won't get shit through congress with his cuck attitude
>Cruz
Classic "true conservative", don't really care for him.
>Trump
Goddamn hilarious. The wall, MAGA memes, butthurt liberals, and the fact that trump is actually very moderate if you listen to his policies and not the media's twisted take on it.
Trump is a 4/10, Bernie is a 2/10, and the others are 1/10 at best
>>27686726
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>>27687184
This is where I end up when I do the test. I'm a national socialist.
>>27686495
Aka, fidel castro
>>27687454
to be fair, i share bernies' hate of large corporations.
not his SJW attitude though..
if there was a socially conservative economically liberal president I would probably chose them, though, it seems large parties in america are mostly top right or bottom left, ignoring the other two quadrants completely
a socialist candidate (not democratic socialist) would not get support from democrats due to more authoritarian views, and also would not get support from republicans due to anti-corporate views.
it's just not possible.
>tfw a lot of replies are you trying to drum up intelligent conversation
>>27687454
Trump is literally shit
>knows nothing about technology
>supports torture
>no environmental policy
>compulsive liar
>no consistent foreign policy
>>27687611
if you tell me which posts are yours i will try to reply exclusively to you with a post thought out as best as possible Anon
>>27687671
not exactly posting replies to my own thread, but more replies to the replies and inadvertently making a lot of individual replies instead of handling them multiple at a time.
feels bad man.
>>27687345
>this in every way if I'm honest
>>27687624
that's pussy talk
>>27687731
FUCK YOU NO IT ISN'T
>>27686280
y/n robots?
>>27687766
looks alright mate
Hippy filth master race.
>>27687308
>Implying natsoc gals aren't hungry for Chad cock
>>27687904
>implying natsoc women won't have to face consequences of such sexual behavior
>>27687624
>Knows nothing about technology
It's like he's in his fucking 60's or something. Surprisingly enough, old people aren't caught up with recent inventions
>Supports torture
Water boarding is pretty lame desu. As sad as it is most countries' governments have absolutely brutal torture acts. Our "rough talks" with terrorists currently inst enough to get any info out of them
>No environmental policy
Isn't really a concern right now. Our environment isn't that bad in America. If we more heavily regulated waste disposal facilities and oil companies then we would be A OK
>Compulsive liar
All of the candidates are. Other than Vermin Supreme
>No consistent foreign policy
It seems pretty consuistent to me. It's always been the same basic idea:
>Build wall
>Tarrifs on Mexico (If the refuse to pay for wall), Chinsa, Japan, and other Asian powerhouses
>Play dirty in The War with Terrorism so we can leave this bullshit war
>Let Germany rebuild its military and require other countries to pay for our military bases that are protecting them from now on. We aren't the world's police
>Stop all immigration from terrorist countries until we can figure something out (Not this "ban all Muslims" shit the media shouts)
>>27686341
>libertarian left
>not cognitive dissonance
nice meme lad
>>27688268
>It's like he's in his fucking 60's or something. Surprisingly enough, old people aren't caught up with recent inventions
Bernie's in his 70s and he comprehends NSA mass surveillance.
>Water boarding is pretty lame desu.
Have you ever been waterboarded before?
>Isn't really a concern right now.
Just because it isn't an immediate concern doesn't mean it's not a cause for concern.
>All of the candidates are. Other than Vermin Supreme
Not on the scale of Trump
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/
>>27686280
libertarian capitalist
purple power
>>27686280
I consider myself an ethnonationalist / eugenic socialist, but somehow I got center libertarian center left.
Basically I just believe that my country should be ethnically homogenous, patriotic but with critical thinking and free speech, plenty of socialist programs, but with a comprehensive eugenics plan that reproductively disadvantages those who fail.
>>27688521
Bernie is an SJW liberal catering mainly towards college students. If he didn't know how to use tech he would be done with. That's one thing I'll give Bernie, he understands what millennials want
>Have you ever been water boarded?
It's borderline drowning. Yes. Torture isn't meant to be nice. It's meant to a terrible experience. Water boarding ranks pretty low on the torture scale
>cause concern concern cause
I agree with you here actually. People should focus on this but I can understand why they aren't.
>Politifact
About as reliable as buzzfeed
Shit, guess I'm not interesting.
Pretty much neutralI'm a staunch nationalist, pagan, conservative and racist though
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>>27686946
cucks, the lot of you!
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