Do people here have any skills or talents?mfw I have none
>got A in physics, math, and chemistry, and japanese language
>yo there
i can drink and sleep
I'm excellent at sitting on my ass and doing nothing
>>27685906
this girl is glearly germanic and not a anglo untermensch
what the fuck japan
>>27687108
If she was Germanic she'd have a manly jaw.
>>27685906
>and haven't done anything with a mediocre highschool diploma except sit on your fat ass shoveling shit in your mouth
I'm really good at being depressing and not having friends
I'm pretty good at skateboarding and I do stand up comedy.
>inb4 normie
I have extreme facial ticks and ocd, which prohibits me from getting a gf, or any friends honestly.
Some people online (mostly people from this site) have said they like some of the music I've made. Others call it derivative shit though.
I take what I can get.
Im getting better at smelting and blacksmithing; i bought everything to get started in my backyard since my Trade allowed it money and time wise
i also Goldpan
>>27687337
can you post a link?
Why do you think I am here? Stupid failed normalfag.
>>27687421
uh sure, here's my EP
https://corvoandthecorvettes.bandcamp.com/releases
>>27687472
I listened to the first song Know. It was good, you have a nice voice. Why the fuck are you here and not charming some qt with your talent?
Boxing. I was sponsored from age 14-18 but didn't want to try and go pro. Contract was nullified when I turned 18 so that was that. I now teach a few classes at Griffon mma academy.
no i sometimes make beats and stuff but whenever i post them on u people think they are shit
On my way to speaking 7 languages, I play the violin and can impersonate animals decently, and I can fart with my hands
>>27687568
post one now, I want to listen.
nothing
and it makes me so mad when people say "oh, there's no such thing as talent, you just aren't trying hard enough!"
man
I try really hard but I'm just not competent. I learn slow and retain poorly, I'm clumsy, I'm uncreative, I'm unathletic, I just have nothing going for me
>>27687533
being able to kind of sing doesn't automatically make you not socially inept
thanks though
>>27687780
I suppose you're right. I subscribed to your YouTube channel. Best of luck to you dude
>>27687314
Post your standup senpai.
>>27687700
LITERALLY THIS. Just end my life senpai.
>>27687825
thanks m8.
I always end up going back and deleting a bunch of videos from that channel, but I think I'll keep it around for a bit. It'll give me something to do I guess.
>>27687592
here are two if you want, if you have any feedback good or bad id love to hear. sorry for taking so long my upload connection is awful
https://clyp.it/ezxpvlip
https://clyp.it/r0kmcdfs
i'm the guy in video related. it's all that i've ever done, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRxe2A67vIw
>>27687977
i wish this was serious so bad
>>27687977
dude are you fucking kidding me
>>27687977
jeeze louise
I can draw, but I never have the fucking ambition to actually do it anymore.
>>27688081
That feel hits too close to home, my dude.
>>27688005
>>27688021
>>27688037
you'd be surprised how easy MJ's moves are. it's all illusions. i started when I was about 10 years old for fun.
i was also very annoyed with myself for messing up the toe stand at the end. it's the only hard thing to do out of everything you see in the video because you need to spin at least 720 degrees before. everything else is just looking confident with your hands and illusions in your footwork. it's all MJ did. it's why no professional dancers care about MJ's dancing. it's easy. the average person doesn't know that, though, so you end up looking like some extremely talented confident star. the moonwalk is a perfect example. it's not hard to do at all but it's not fun to do either. everyone goes crazy for it, though.
>>27687977
wowee
is this fr real
>>27687977
>mfw I've seen this video before
>>27688257
how has your life been impacted by being a meme
I have a scholorship to play football at a d1-AA
>cant hold a conversation with a girl or friends just do as coach says
>>27685848
i'm pretty good at tetris
>>27688294
i found a manager and made some small gigs. dancing doesn't have much career potential so I don't really take it too seriously. i got a copy of Xscape for free, so that was cool.
>>27687941
I really liked the second one dude. The first one seemed good for like a party atmosphere or to get the adrenaline going. But I really dig the second song man. Keep making music
I draw webcomics about video games like Dorf Fort and Monster Hunter sometimes senpai desu.
>>27687941
liked the ending of the first one
could use some work dont give up
>>27688414
thank you! it means a hell of a lot to me! i just dont like posting it much since it people in feedback threads on mu never respond or dont like it all, its kinda weird because i dont know hardly anyone irl who i can show them to to get their opinion so ive listened to them all hundreds of times lol
>>27687472
1st song is actually pretty dope and I don't usually like this genre at all
i win cloud competitions for vaping, its a joke really how easy it is so i guess not a talent but some people treat it like one
I can fit my whole fist in my asshole.
I can fit my whole asshole in my fist.
Well we are all still alive. Thats an achievement right?
>>27689161
No.
Conscience makes cowards of us all.
>>27685848
I can play blues/rock guitar pretty well.
>>27688474
no worries dude. I'm glad I could help. Keeping progressing and experimenting with music. cheers mate
I can write, a bit. I don't really want to be an author though.
>>27690431
fiction, non fiction or poetry holmes
>>27685848
Yes but only artistic talent, so I'll never have a job, and die poor.
>>27687977
I've seen that before
can play piano a bit
I'm good at lawn care, specifically weed eating and edging bc that's my job
I write intricate finger-picked melodies on guitar that commonly elicit reactions like "holy shit that's beautiful"
I can digest aspie-tier levels of information and retain it all, also I'm 99th percentile good at math (perfect math sat)
I also make experimental electronic/drone music but I wouldn't call it a skill or talent, just an outlet
>>27690463
Fiction
fictionblox
>>27690769
What kind of fiction.
i make music and write code
>>27690890
what kind of code.
>>27690650
What kind of piano.
>>27690978
I have a kinda bad upright one
>>27687023
Me too
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I'm okay at strategy games and card games.
I hit legend in Hearthstone and I can fly a plane.
>>27687108
not sure I get this meme, where do you think british genes come from?
its denmark, germany, france etc
>>27690839the lewd kind
>>27690956
game programming mostly
>>27685848
I've never been good at anything to helll with this accursed reality. Fucking can't wait to die
>>27687977
my first reaction is to call you a fag but that was pretty cool
>>27685848
I can fix almost anything.
>>27692223
can you fix my life
>>27692380
>almost anything
Can't fix mine, either.
