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>girl looks your way >instantly fall in love with her
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>girl looks your way
>instantly fall in love with her

Is there no escape?
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No, you're fucked up OP
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Lose your virginity I guess.
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>>27685569
To a prostitute? I think being a 21 year old virgin contributes to these delusions so maybe you're right.
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I always fall in love with any girl who gives me any form recognition.
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>>27685644
Same here. Today I fell in love with a girl in my class who is forced to work with me in the lab aswell as a my teammates girlfriend who smalltalked with me during my football game today.
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>>27685529
>girl looks your way
>instantly ejaculate
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>>27685529

I remember when I use to feel like this. I don't feel that way for anyone ever now
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>>27685529
there is an escape whip your penis out and whirl it around in your hands while screaming
yippe kiyay little lassie ima round up that ass in the coral tonight
then launch your penis at her catching her around the neck or leg and then drag her back to you shack
once there make sweet penis to dual pillow air strikes on her until she surrenders he flag
once defeated you will absorb her vagina and you may now summon her as a sex craved demon at you beck and call
use responsibly.
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>>27685529
I love girls who acknowledge my existance.
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>make female acquaintance at school
>instantly fall in love with her
>she tells me we should hang out sometime
>say 'yes' and never take up the offer because i would have a panic attack and spend the whole time trying to silence my paranoid thoughts
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you are poor boys and i love you all because you are good and nice
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>>27687061

thank you mother
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>>27685720
why? what happened?
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Well I've taken the subway to and from school/work since I was around 12-25. All these qts on the subway all the time.

Probably fall in love at least three times a week.
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>>27686162
this.
>tfw
for fuck's sake, it's an original comment
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>>27687263
you're welcome.. son........
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>>27685529
>girl looks your way
>you look back and make eye contact
>you hold her gaze
>she looks away
>she can't stop giving you glances now
>she thinks you like her.
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>smile at man
>he approaches you
>he seems really nice, try talking to him a little
>asks if you have facebook
>politely say no because you seriously don't have facebook
>he gets angry and stomps away

Every single time.
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>qt looks my way or says something to me
>completely dead inside
>just want the interaction to be over with
>tell myself nothing will happen anyway, thinking otherwise only leads to pain

That way I won't fuck up somehow. I'm afraid I still betray my loneliness in my body language somehow but I'm working on that.
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>>27685529
>girls speaks to you longer than a sentence
>fall in love with her
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>See a cute girl talking with her friends and smiling
>She notices you staring
>Instantly loses the smile, tenses up and starts avoiding your gaze

I hate women
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>>27688097
>girls speaks to you longer than a sentence
I word is enough, desu
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>>27688249
*A word
Stupid Freudian slips
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