In the woods enjoying my morning coffee and I just wanted to let everyone know
>>27684641
What are you doing in the woods?
>>27684665
Just living life, you know, the usual
I like your World's Greatest Mom mug
Reminds me of the World's Greatest Grandpa shirt I used to wear
>>27684708
No honestly.
Just chilling in the woods?
>>27684744
Just chilling, the folks over at >>>/out/ do it all the time, now I understand why
>>27684769
That's great, man.
I live in the city and nature's too far away to go for nice walks in the woods.
do you live in a place where you can shoot in those woods? plinking with a .22 in the morning is super comfy
How'd you bring a cup of coffee all the way to the woods without it getting cold
>>27684997
If I go out far enough I'd surely be able to, but where I am now the elderly people who live in my area would surely freak out and the popo would be here in no time.
I don't remember subscribing to your blog
>>27685073
I'm right next to the woods, rural area, so the moment the coffee is done I step outside
>>27685113
Please subscribe for daily updates and you'll receive your very own World's Greatest Mom(tm) mug in the mail
Thanks for letting me know I'll be sure to know
Your name is alex, you're a coke head.
>>27686777
I appreciate your lucky trips but I have never done cocaine and I haven't done any other drug in months
>>27684641
how old are you don, you seem super friend worthy
i first saw you BTFO'ing roasties in an omegle thread
>>27687110
eighteen years of age
to you as well, anonymous
fuck you alexander
>>27687322
could we please settle our differences in a civil manner
>>27687341
no. i think you're an awful person and should honestly kill yourself
>>27687370
is this john?
>World's Greatest Mom
>implying you're a mom
>implying you don't have a penis between your legs
In the woods enjoying my morning dew and I just wanted to let everyone know <3
>>27687388
no this is john
>>27687451
Garfield is an American comic strip created by Jim Davis. Published since 1978, it chronicles the life of the title character, the cat Garfield, Jon, his owner, and Jon's dog, Odie. As of 2013, it was syndicated in roughly 2,580 newspapers and journals, and held the Guinness World Record for being the world's most widely syndicated comic strip.[1]
>>27684641
Why do you feel the need to be attention seeking you fucking worthless shit face tier pleb.
>>27687488
just wanted to let everyone know i was in the woods enjoying my morning coffee
In the woods enjoying my morning geese and I just wanted to let everyone know
>>27687388
I don't know any johns
Here is a list of why you're an awful person
>You don't know how to socialize
>You paste your face all over here for attention
>You trip for the same reason
>I can't prove it but I think you're a huge liar and make things up to
>The way you dress even makes fat, MLP-loving autists cringe
>You think you're really smart but you're not
>>27687478
wow ctrl v nice job fgt
You look like the kind of robutt that has a qt boipucci
>>27687591
>You don't know how to socialize
>You paste your face all over here for attention
>You trip for the same reason
>The way you dress even makes fat, MLP-loving autists cringe
How do any of these make me an awful person? All true
>I can't prove it but I think you're a huge liar and make things up to
>You think you're really smart but you're not
neither of these are true
>>27684641
do dxm in the woods
>>27687612
Though this is rarely mentioned in print, Garfield is set in Muncie, Indiana, the home of Jim Davis, according to the television special Happy Birthday, Garfield. Common themes in the strip include Garfield's laziness, obsessive eating, and disdain of Mondays and diets. The strip's focus is mostly on the interactions among Garfield, Jon, and Odie, but recurring minor characters appear as well. Originally created with the intentions to "come up with a good, marketable character",[2] Garfield has spawned merchandise earning $750 million to $1 billion annually. In addition to the various merchandise and commercial tie-ins, the strip has spawned several animated television specials, two animated television series, two theatrical feature-length live-action/CGI animated films and three fully CGI animated direct-to-video movies. Part of the strip's broad appeal is due to its lack of social or political commentary; though this was Davis's original intention, he also admitted that his "grasp of politics isn't strong," remarking that, for many years, he thought "OPEC was a denture adhesive".[3][4]
>>27687717
that's a bad idea, i don't want to end up escorted away by 911 again
>>27687775
oh shit greentext
i remember seeing a pic of you with a bottle of delsym one time, what happened?
>>27687798
i drank 2 of those delsym bottles thinking they had 400mg each, it was actually 888mg each, it's hard to explain in words but i lost complete touch with reality, don't do dxm
>>27687847
oh shit nig
i drank 2 of the small 3ozs not the 5oz, had a great time. unfortunate miscalculation
did your parents catch you? how did it play out?
>>27687881
>lose all grasp of self identity
>time keeps on slowing down and speeding up
>black out at random intervals only to wake up even worse
>everything turns into a mesh of frightening color and sound
>dimensions distorting themselves inwards and outwards
>wake up in hospital, remember nothing
>rip out iv, blood everywhere, walk home
>>27684641
In the coffees enjoying my morning wood and just wanted to let everyone know ;)
