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>qt jailbait cousin texts me >asks if I want to see zootopia
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>qt jailbait cousin texts me
>asks if I want to see zootopia with her
>say sure
>start talking about the movie after
>"haha anon if you go as nick ill go as judy for halloween"
>o-ok
>"oh anon promise??!"
>s-sure
>start getting snapchats of her buying bits and pieces of the judy hopps outfit
>she starts trying to hang out with me more
>she's wearing skimpier clothing now

f-fugh

Should I follow through with the halloween thing? I feel like the rest of my family will see, freak out, and I will get killed
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>>27684303
Tell her you want to do some roleplay
Also what are your ages
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>>27684303
>asking this here and expecting anything but "just fug her, bro"

It's hot in porn but I imagine it'd be fucked up irl
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>>27684340
i am 32 she is 17
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I think you don't have to worry about your family judging you, hopefully they will see it as totally healthy family bonding. Meanwhile you can slowly warm her up to sexing and flirting with you real good
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>>27684303
>Should I follow through with the halloween thing?
Sure, why not? You don't have anything to lose.
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>>27684340
22 and 16

>>27684393
fuck you
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>>27684416
Warm her up over the next 2 years. And then go for it. I didn't and I regret it.
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>>27684416
no fuck you if i have to stay a fat autist so do you there is no leaving bud
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>>27684416
>>27684393
Fuck off you two
I'm 27, she's 14.
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>>27684436
Ive never really warmed anyone up and had very little success with girls. Wat do?

>>27684488
nice dubs but you lie m8
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Using a trip now btw, so you autists can't capture my thread.
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>>27684488
>>27684416
>>27684393
op here i am 99 she is 1 dont listen to these fags
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Isn't Halloween like 7 months away? That seems kind of early to make plans. She sounds autistic. I say go for it. Groom her good then marry your qt cousin. If Woody Allen gets his daughter it's not weird to get your cousin.
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>>27684436
What do you mean exactly with warm up?
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>>27684498
Gotta wait until she's legal. Flirt and stuff till then.
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>>27684526
She said it's smarter to buy the costume now because when it's getting close to Halloween, shops usually raise their prices for costumes.
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You could always hang out with her and reject your lewdness to gain girl XP but still not get lynched by your family.
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>>27684575
But that wouldn't gain me anything... I dunno, I'm not sure yet if I wanna pound her or not. But I definitely don't want my family to be suspicious of me because of our age difference.
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>>27684626

You gotta get her when she is between 18 - 20. After that, the bitch will get married and you will BOTH be wondering why nothing ever happened.
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>>27684510
>>27684536
>>27684555


m8 fuck off she didnt give a reason, she was just really excited about the whole idea

>>27684575
this actually isnt a half bad idea desu. And maybe meet another one of her friends. The only other success I had with a gril was that way
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>>27684688
Isn't incest marriage illegal though?
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>>27684722
Everyone pls ignore this troll.
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Post snapchats of her faggot
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>>27684747
The troll is the one even considering and asking about incest marriage fool. I definitely dont want that.
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>>27684727
Nobody said get married...... I am saying BEFORE the slut gets married off to some other homo.
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>>27684303
I've got more or less the same problem OP, except i have 2 qt cousins. And they both are INCREDIBLY "friendly" with me. Don't know if should try anything and ruin our friendship though.
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fucking do it lmao
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>>27684688
He has to act sooner than that. 15-16 seems to be the age when girls truly realize how valuable they are, then she'll be focused on Chad and start ignoring you.

So, if you wanna fuck her, I'd act on it quickly, OP. But, I would strongly suggest against that. The risk is enormous.
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>>27684393
whoa what are you doing? Yes they will kill you.
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>>27684844
Do what specifically?
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>>27684393
>>27684416
>>27684488
>>27684510
Fuck you all
She is 13 and i am 24
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>>27684860
naw m8 I already said it, see>>27684416
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>>27684863
the halloween dress up thing, but don't do anything pedo. 14 is way too fucking young. Wait a few years, but being a cool relative and getting your foot in the door is a good idea.
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>>27684952
shes 16 stop listening to him please. Gonna turn 17 before halloween comes around.
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She's probably on b right now
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